Good Goobilly Goop - Again  

DCEbony
2208 posts
8/3/2005 6:25 pm

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Good Goobilly Goop - Again


I had to reproduce this masterful email in its entirety.

You'd think that was from a really young guy (no offense to the smart ones), but no. This is the work of a forty-five year old man.

Nice Set Of Hooter's!!!

------ Profile Attached -------

Well I'm Told That I'm Good At Everything From WaterPolo to Hockey, To Be Honest, Don't Know A Damm Thing About Either, But What I'am Good At Is Knowing How To Please The Ladies, Always Ben A Ladies Man, And Hope To Finish The Race Being A Ladies Man. Every Man Has To Be Good At Something, I Guess I Chose The Right Profession. (SEX) If I Were Getting Paid For My Services, HELL I'd Be Rich. They Probably Call Me The Donall Trupp Of The Bed Room. (SMILE)


Lord. Thundering. Jesus.

I'm not going to offer any more commentary because it would just be cruel.

Believe it or not, I'm a very nice person. LOL

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
8/3/2005 8:41 pm

That is just sad. lol

He says sex is his profession, yet he doesn't get paid. I'm just sitting here shaking my head, I mean what can you say?

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


Ana_6973 43F

8/3/2005 11:58 pm

Donall Trupp???? Am I missing something here? LOL.

~~"I can scream as loud as your last one, but I can't claim innocence."~~


nehesi2 46M

8/4/2005 2:20 am

Donall Trump is Donald Trumps cousin that sells cars.


rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
8/4/2005 4:59 am

I thought Donall Trupp played for the Redskins.

Is this an email or One Long Book Title?


mi_mwpm 51M

8/4/2005 6:01 am

Isn't Donall Trupp one of Donald's ancestors from the Highlands of Scotland?


007sexy40plus 51F  
7603 posts
8/4/2005 10:41 am

Forget Donall Trupp whoever he is, Who the hell is Ben("Always Ben A Ladies Man")

I am the real deal! "Come Get Me!!!"


DCEbony
1586 posts
8/4/2005 4:38 pm

Daphne -

See? What can you really say about that email? That was my point exactly.


DCEbony
1586 posts
8/4/2005 4:42 pm

jayR -

I think the subtitle is How Not to Win Friends or Influence Women Enough to Get Into Bed With Me.


DCEbony
1586 posts
8/4/2005 4:44 pm

Maybe "Donal", "Trupp" and "Ben" are the names he's given his meat and two veg.

Oh dear. I take that back. I think I threw up in my mouth a little bit.


GenuaFoursHangs 53M
96 posts
8/5/2005 10:12 am

DCE,

It just goes to show you, that if you work hard enough, you can ensure that you will NOT get an email response from anyone.

Dutch


DCEbony
1586 posts
8/5/2005 2:22 pm

Dutch,

I'd be fascinated to see what sort of people actually respond to those sorts of emails.

The law of averages says that someone out there must like them. LOL


rm_connor696 60M
834 posts
8/5/2005 5:52 pm

Your continuing travails with rude, cryptic, frightening, embarrassing or just downright creepy e-mails prompted a post of my own about women initiating contacts. I kinda figured that wading through more than a handful of these exercises in frustration must lead women to take things into their own hands, in one way or another!

Good luck!


DCEbony
1586 posts
8/6/2005 6:27 am

Connor -

I checked out your excellent post.

Luckily enough not all of the emails I or the other women on the site receive are bad.

If they were, there would be a mass exodus off of here with me leading the pack. LOL


five_speed 41M

8/6/2005 8:10 am

HAHAHAHAHAHA.... "Lord. Thundering. Jesus."

I don't know why that struck me so funny... I guess because I can just imagine hearing you say that, and I can hear the exasperation in your voice.


DCEbony
1586 posts
8/6/2005 1:29 pm

Five Speed -

Getting an "LTJ" out of me is a big deal. It's a couple rungs above "Lord, have mercy". LOL

I don't say it often, but when I do, it means that there isn't anything that I could possibly add.


Priapeo 46M

8/8/2005 3:04 am

Did You Understand Why He Started All The Words, Including Conjunctions, Articles And Pronouns, With A Capital Letter?

Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level then beats you with experience


DCEbony
1586 posts
8/9/2005 3:47 pm

Priapeo -

I Was Hoping That Someone Reading This Post Might Be Able to Enlighten Me.

Maybe He Reached The Section In His Typing Class That Covers The Use Of Uppercase Letters.

Or, As jayR Said, It Is A Really Long Book Title. LOL


DCEbony
1586 posts
8/9/2005 3:48 pm

Valleyrat -

Well Stated, But You Didn't Put Your Post In The Proper Format. LOL

(Thanks for checking out my blog, btw.


Priapeo 46M

8/12/2005 3:11 am

Oh... JayR Said So? That Girl Is Genial! LOL Mmmm... Yes, I Should Really Start Reading Others' Comments Before Writing Mine.

Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level then beats you with experience


DCEbony
1586 posts
8/12/2005 12:58 pm

Priapeo -

No Problem. Just Don't Let It Happen Again, Okay?


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