Dubious Email From "Couples"  

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10/15/2005 2:21 pm

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Dubious Email From "Couples"

Today is a two-fer in my little corner of Blog Land.

A few weeks ago I posted about what I suspected were men posing as part of a couple.

What some kind folks in The Lifestyle said was that individuals do play separately (with the permission of their significant other) and that those on the up-and-up will make that perfectly clear from the get-go.

The pattern of the dubious email is as follows:

1. I get an email from a "couple"

2. I say I'm not interested.

3. I get another email asking if I'll just consider the man.


I got a textbook case email today, so I figured I'd share.

Sender: (handle deleted)
To: DCEbony
Date: Oct 15, 2005 9:34 AM EDT

Hey girl, loving your pics, would love for you to get with me and my man for some freaky, passionate, erotic, descreet fun, I'm bi, he's str8, we're both very pleasing and hes very long lasting, you'll love cumming on his phat dick, hit us back and lets go from there, hit us up on (email deleted), ok? send a pic with your email so we know its you and hopefully we can play this weekend, don't forget to email us back at: (email deleted), ok?
(names deleted)

Sender: DCEbony
To: (handle deleted)
Date: Oct 15, 2005 9:48 AM EDT

(handle deleted)-

Thanks for checking out my profile, but I don't play with couples.

Have a great weekend.


Sender: (handle deleted)
To: DCEbony
Date: Oct 15, 2005 9:51 AM EDT

how about my man, he's long lasting, pleasing, you'll luv his phat juicy dick inside of you.


Maybe I'm a very suspicious person, but the email just doesn't ring true somehow.

Hopefully "they" found someone else to put his "phat juicy dick" inside of.

"They" probably should be careful throwing that phrase around. PhatJuicyDick is probably some guy's handle. LOL

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
10/15/2005 6:35 pm

I've gotten some of those letters froma couple account and it's only the guy writing, never mentions the woman. I've never had the woman write me back tho. That does seem weird.

The ones that get me, and I get them every once in a while are the letters that say "I borrowed this account from a friend of mine and wanted to get in touch with you". What's up with that? Standard accounts are free, make your own.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

rm_qcao1 48F
197 posts
10/15/2005 6:48 pm

Very funny.
I like your sense of humor.
You are a very good writer too, enjoy reading your posts.

NewJackSwing 43M

10/16/2005 1:52 am

DC: I can safely say that I NEVER recieved such an email before. Mind you though I have gotten a email from a dude who thought I was a girl once (go figure and do I look female?) and asked if I would be interested in "hooking up".

Anyways, I always love your entries hun and keep up the great work!

1586 posts
10/16/2005 7:04 am

Daphne -

I don't believe for a second that it was the woman that sent the email.

Lifestyle or not, I just can't picture a woman offering up her husband's goods like that. LOL

I've heard of people asking others to email pictures, just for their own personal collections or to use on different sites.

A friend of mine once emailed his pic to a (alleged) woman and found the picture he sent her on some guy's profile! Of course when he wrote her back to find out what happened, he never got any response.


1586 posts
10/16/2005 7:20 am

Thanks for visiting again, gcao.

I'm glad you're enjoying what you read.

1586 posts
10/16/2005 8:04 am


The guy that managed to mistake you for a woman must have been on some heavy duty drugs. (Or NyQuil.)

Thanks for the compliment and I'll continue to post so long as it remains fun.

rm_cdp5370 46F

10/16/2005 11:21 am

I agree with you. The wording of the initial message and her(his) response is not something women usually say. I think men do this so you are not scared away by the male presence as if a woman would be less intimidating. But if it was the wife he's got one hell of a woman if she can be the pimp for her man. I occasionally get responses from couples but since I'm bi it's usually to be with the woman and let the man watch if I don't want to play with both.

NewJackSwing 43M

10/16/2005 2:18 pm

DCEbony: It's always a fun read when you post! You're one of my faves you know! I like the witty type posts and yours for sure fit the bill.

But yes, the dude must have been on drugs when he emailed me. I thought that the certain "piece" that I have would have said "he's NOT female!". But I guess to some people that means I'm female!

1586 posts
10/16/2005 5:44 pm

cdp -

I did get one from a "couple" once and I told the guy that I wasn't interested in him, but his wife looked really cute.

Funny...I didn't get a response. LMAO

I kind of like the she-pimp angle - even if I don't believe it.

1586 posts
10/16/2005 5:45 pm


Maybe he'd figure you for a woman with a freakishly large clitoris. LOL

alex_200mm 57M
4960 posts
10/16/2005 6:47 pm


another winning blog post.

And I have a lot of problems with the she-pimp thing... she's just too much a man's fantasy to be true.


Heartnsoul768 52M
360 posts
10/17/2005 10:46 am

DC ..... I think it's wrong to misrepresent one's self on a site no matter what the situation. I'll sit at home and pull the puddin' before telling a gal a lie just to get her to go out on a date.

NewJackSwing 43M

10/17/2005 2:59 pm

DCEbony: If I have a large clitoris and I'm female .. call up Guiness Book quickly and get them to measure it because I think we have a winner here! *lol*

1586 posts
10/17/2005 4:10 pm

Alex -

Let me see what the polls say...

It's unanimous. Bullshit wins. LOL

1586 posts
10/17/2005 4:14 pm

Heartnsoul -

It's safer to perform a little do-it-yourself action instead of finding yourself in a situations where people misrepresent themselves.

I think I mentioned it in one of my past posts, but I met two different guys that claimed to be 5'10" and neither of them was anywhere near that. (One of them was exactly my height, and I'm five three.)

Why would you lie about height? LOL

1586 posts
10/18/2005 5:39 pm

Kitten -

Silly lady, expecting people to actually read your profile!

Just today I got another email from a "couple" with the guy doing all of the talking for the both of them. What a surprise.

Oh, and the picture he attached to the email is of him alone. Surprisingly enough, the only pictures on their profile were of him! I guess all of her pictures must have disappeared.

I'll bet if I contacted him, she'd be at work or no longer with him. People don't have to like me, but I wish they wouldn't try to insult my intelligence.

My kitty likes attention as much as any other woman's, but the promise of "hours" of activity isn't a turn on.

I like cotton candy, but I don't want to eat it all night.

(Thanks for visiting, btw.)

DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/19/2005 5:55 am

Nowhere on my profile does it say "I play with couples," yet I get a ton of emails from them anyway.

I know...most don't read the profiles...that's the first clue it's probably the male doing the typing.

And when I decline, yes, I most always get the response inquiring if I'm interested in playing with the male alone. C'mon. Do we appear that stupid?

1586 posts
10/19/2005 3:00 pm

DT -

From now on I'm going to say that I'm interested - but only in the woman.

And no, he can't watch or join in.


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