Best. Excuse. Ever.  

DCEbony
2208 posts
8/16/2005 2:25 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Best. Excuse. Ever.


Good day, Gentle Readers -

Anyone that has peeked and my profile knows how much I enjoy seeing pictures of men's nether regions.

For a change of pace, I offer the following email as a great justfication posting such pics:

Allow me to take care of a sistaz needs...the pics are for varification of size...i hope not to offend... have a lot to ask and say...but i am sure that you are swamped with emails right now...please concider my profile as one of interest...follow-up with a call...bypass the BS and give me a call when you are ready for full stimulation...mind, body, and soul.

I wish you the best in your search


He stated very clearly why he had pictures of his member on his profile - accuracy!

Good sir, I ain't mad atcha. You go on with your bad confirmation-of-your-manhood's-size self!

With all of the slapdash and half-assed jobs people do (including me at work today, I confess), isn't it refreshing to see someone that wants to make sure he is delivering what is promised?

I had better run. I have a hot date - with a cup of tea, a comforter and a good book.

What else should a girl do on a rainy, dreary day? Wait a second - don't answer that. LOL

Ciao for now...


rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
8/16/2005 5:23 pm

Accuracy, eh?
Was there a tape measure involved?


HornyMan_onLI34 46M

8/16/2005 8:16 pm

Now we have to compete against guys using props to prove demonstrate the accuracy of their descriptions? 'Tis sad Guess I'd better get a ruler...


DCEbony
1586 posts
8/17/2005 2:42 pm

jayR -

Now you know that if I ask what the exact measurements are, he'll be able to tell me at the drop of a hat. LOL


DCEbony
1586 posts
8/17/2005 2:43 pm

HornyMan -

Make sure it's empty if you decide to measure yourself against a stapler.

Just a little friendly advice.


HornyMan_onLI34 46M

8/19/2005 11:26 pm

OMG. A stapler?


DCEbony
1586 posts
8/20/2005 7:39 am

No! Stapler bad! LOL

I did see a picture where a guy held a can of Edge Shaving Cream next to his penis as a way of showing length and girth.

It took me ten minutes for me to pick myself off the floor. From laughter.


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