Men, pay attention to the ladies  

CuteAZguy27 39M
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10/1/2005 7:17 pm

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Men, pay attention to the ladies

King Arthur and the Witch

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom.

The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a
very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.

The question : What do women really want?

Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.

He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.

Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer.

But the price would be high; as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom
for the exorbitant prices she charged.

The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her price first.

The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table and Arthur's closest friend!

Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc. He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life.

He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden; but Lancelot, learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur.

He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life and the
preservation of the Round Table.

Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered Arthur's question thus:

What a woman really wants, she answered....is to be in charge of her own life.

Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth and that Arthur's life would be spared.

And so it was, the neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom and Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.

The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him. The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed. The astounded
Lancelot asked what had happened .

The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth, be her horrible deformed self only half the time and the beautiful maiden the other half.

Which would he prefer? Beautiful during the day....or night?

Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the day, a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch? Or, would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day, but by night, a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous intimate moments?

(What would YOU do?)

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Noble Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.


Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time
because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.


Now....what is the moral to this story?

The moral is.....

If you don't let a woman have her own way....

Things are going to get ugly.

.....Now bloggers is that the moral, if not what is the moral then ?

-CuteAZguy27


digdug41 49M

10/1/2005 8:53 pm

nah AZ that was the moral,you cannot control anyone male or female the only thing you can control is yourself!

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634694u 46M

10/1/2005 9:23 pm

The moral of that story sounds great. Today however,
men do not "let" or "allow" women to do or not-do anything. Trying to Rule over a woman today will grant men something very ugly as well!


UtterlyLuscious 30F

10/1/2005 9:40 pm

The moral of the day:
Men love loose women, but dont respect them in the morning.


tamethytension 54M
2320 posts
10/1/2005 9:59 pm

You live dangerously my friend, you live dangerously...


demonicsexkitten 41F
10671 posts
10/1/2005 10:57 pm

ohhhhhh!! no fair... lol. i was going to post this story on MY blog... lol. *pouts* (that's what i get for being gone all day though).

though i think the moral is a bit more positive than your wording try "give a woman what she wants, and she'll reward you beyond your wildest dreams".


okyme 52F

10/2/2005 12:21 am

wow that was a long one lol, and the moral is Lancelot was a smart man


CuteAZguy27 39M
1545 posts
10/2/2005 9:57 am

digdug41-Very well said, you got the story down my friend !

-CuteAZguy27


CuteAZguy27 39M
1545 posts
10/2/2005 10:02 am

634694u-That is so true, in today's society-there is to much control and lock down like the story and yourself explained, things will and actually do turn ugly.

-CuteAZguy27


CuteAZguy27 39M
1545 posts
10/2/2005 10:04 am

UtterlyLuscious-ouch help me stay away from those kinds of guys would you please ?

-CuteAZguy27


CuteAZguy27 39M
1545 posts
10/2/2005 10:08 am

tamethytension I have flowers in one hand, and a shield in the other

-CuteAZguy27


CuteAZguy27 39M
1545 posts
10/2/2005 10:09 am

mzhunyhole-excellent ! Thank you, glad someone enjoyed it !

-CuteAZguy27


goddessofbitches 41M/33F

10/2/2005 1:24 pm

The morale is..

When one man doesn't know the answer...he should take a shortcut and go to a WOMAN!!!

HUGS~~~MANDY

Always The Bitch


CuteAZguy27 39M
1545 posts
10/2/2005 3:35 pm

demonicsexkitten- We had the same story in mind, did we ? The moral to your conclusion is a beauty as well ! Overall this story rocks and has allot of diffrent perspective morals to the great single story.

-CuteAZguy27


CuteAZguy27 39M
1545 posts
10/2/2005 3:38 pm

okyme this story may have been long, but it was a great one wasn't it ? Smart Lancelot was-The trick is to find these "Smart" men in the midst of a crowd of dorks-sometimes they are smaller than a needle in a haystack, yet very precious to hold on to when found.

-CuteAZguy27


CuteAZguy27 39M
1545 posts
10/2/2005 5:31 pm

*Takes a notepad and writes what goddessofbitches's says down word-for-word.*

-CuteAZguy27


frbnkslady 48F
6183 posts
10/2/2005 7:49 pm

LOL, good story. I heard this a long time ago... T

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duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
10/3/2005 4:56 am

A very bright young man Sir Lancelot was by giving the witch her choice to be who she wants to be.

There is too much control in relationships, it's amazing some last. My ex was controlling. I divorced his sorry ass.

DustStormDiva


CuteAZguy27 39M
1545 posts
10/3/2005 7:41 pm

frbnkslady so did i , and when i came across this again, it tickled me inside and i thought those who never heard it might enjoy it, and for those who heard it before....well might enjoy it again !

-CuteAZguy27


SweetDarlinAngel 39F
2996 posts
10/4/2005 9:08 am

Cute~
Awesome story. I have to say that the story and the morale of it touched my heart very deeply. I am struggling right now with some very personal issues that hinge on this exact problem and this little tale hit my heart. Thanks Cute. You actually brought some much needed tears to my eyes.
~SDA

~Angel


CuteAZguy27 39M
1545 posts
10/4/2005 5:42 pm

SweetDarlinAngel-You are so welcome, im indeed glad this was for you you already have my email, yet if you just need to vent or spill something, its always open for your dispoal.

-CuteAZguy27


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