Just a little bit of everything.  

CuteAZguy27 39M
2154 posts
10/12/2005 4:51 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Just a little bit of everything.

This was passed on to me, and i thought it was very cute, and i would pass it on to you.....

What do you think of this, is it somewhat true ?

One) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

Two} Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

Three) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

Four) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.

Five) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

Six) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.

seven A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

Eight) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom........This has nothing to do with our lovely blogger hourglasson this site.

Nine) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male, didn't you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!

Can you bloggers think of anything else ? Share it !


caressmewell 53F

10/12/2005 5:21 pm

LOL That is cute!

digdug41 49M

10/12/2005 6:41 pm

thats a cool ist I've actually heard before but never the less cool

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wyvernrose 38F
3895 posts
10/12/2005 7:59 pm

lol I love the remote control bit lol


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
10/12/2005 10:29 pm

I love this. I got it about a week ago and accidentally deleted it. Glad you posted it!

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

sassybelle21 32F
13313 posts
10/13/2005 2:40 am

read it elsewhere before but it's still funny

DirtyLilSecret61 55F

10/13/2005 3:04 am

Awwww these are cute, I love it.


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