Clinton-my condoms please  

CuteAZguy27 39M
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9/25/2005 5:14 pm

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Clinton-my condoms please

September 21, 2005 (BEIJING) - A rubber company in China has begun marketing condoms under the brand names Clinton and Lewinsky, apparently seeking to exploit the White House affair that led to the impeachment of America's 42nd president.

Spokesman Liu Wenhua of the Guangzhou Rubber Group said the company was handing out 100,000 free Clinton and Lewinsky condoms as part of a promotion to raise consumer awareness of its new products.

He said that after the promotion ends, the Clinton condoms will go on sale in southern China for 29.8 Yuan ($3.72) for a box of 12, while the Lewinsky model will be priced at 18.8 Yuan ($2.35) for the same quantity.

"The Clinton condom will be the top of our line," he said. "The Lewinsky condom is not quite as good."

Liu said the company had chosen to use the Clinton name because consumers viewed the former president as a responsible person, who would want to stress safe sex as an effective way to prevent the spread of the HIV virus.

"The names we chose are symbols of people who are responsible and dedicated to their jobs," he said. "I believe Bill Clinton cannot be unhappy about this because he's a very generous man."

Liu said the company did not believe using the Clinton and Lewinsky names constituted a violation of copyright or other laws.

"We have received full approval from the local Industrial and Commercial Bureau to start production," he said.

Clinton has campaigned aggressively for heightened AIDS awareness in China, where the disease is spreading rapidly.

In impeachment proceedings conducted by the U.S. Senate in 1999, he was acquitted on charges of perjury and obstruction of justice. The charges stemmed from denials he made about a sexual relationship he maintained with Lewinsky, a former White House intern.

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Can i laugh at this quote ? : "The names we chose are symbols of people who are responsible and dedicated to their jobs,"

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Thats so the truth as Elvis is drinking a soda in your living room !

Anyways, if you had a Condom factory, what would you call the individual packages ? A name after your blog or something else ?

-CuteAZguy27


tamethytension 54M
2320 posts
9/25/2005 5:35 pm

Virgin Condoms ... for that virginal sensation every time.


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
9/25/2005 7:47 pm

Just make sure you stay away from the Paula Jones, which will be sold only in the trailer behind the China Discount Warehouse.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


justsayhi2005 51F

9/25/2005 8:10 pm

aren't they a little untimely with their ad campaign?


SweetDarlinAngel 39F
2996 posts
9/26/2005 9:41 am

Cute ~
Viagra Fill Condoms and Welbutrin Extra Strength

The new Viagra condom can hold several hours worth of seminal fluid for those times when the erection just won't seem to stop. Great for seniors and porn stars. Perfect for long weekends and the man who just can't get enough. The Viagra Fill Condom can hold up to 8 fluid oz of cum without leaking. No mess, no worries, just keep on cumming.

The welbutrin extra strength condom is a miracle worker for those poor men who are forced to please a woman that just can't orgasm. Welbutrin has made the drug to help her, we have made the condom to keep you safe until she gets there. Through the dry spell, the continuous thrusting, the numberous lubricants, Welbutrin Extra Strength Condoms will see you through it. The hold strong without breaking, and you still get that as close as skin contact you'd expect from regular condoms. Sadle up boys, we're with you for the long haul.

~SDA

~Angel


CuteAZguy27 39M
1545 posts
9/26/2005 6:46 pm

tamethytension - oh i love it, yet i don't cum to quickly now...

-CuteAZguy27


CuteAZguy27 39M
1545 posts
9/26/2005 6:50 pm

1hotwahine P.J. wrappers-thats what the sign said behind that building, I'll definetly stay away from there, infact let me get a poaster board for the highway nearby as well-they wont mind, i asked.

-CuteAZguy27


CuteAZguy27 39M
1545 posts
9/26/2005 6:51 pm

justsayhi2005 well yes infact they are, you see according to their records, JFK was just shot yesterday and they are sending paramedics to help as we speak .

-CuteAZguy27


CuteAZguy27 39M
1545 posts
9/26/2005 6:55 pm

SweetDarlinAngel-

I run into your store, and 30 boxes of each so when i turn 58-92years old i will be prepared, yet by then i think the electronic hard on will be in place and these will work out perfectly just the same-excellent job, you get a raise .

-CuteAZguy27


_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

9/27/2005 12:15 am

CC....Coffee Condoms.....Hot Strong and Creamy if you like


CuteAZguy27 39M
1545 posts
9/27/2005 10:40 am

OOooooh _CoffeeNoCream_ what a beautiful idea, let me uh make a few phone calls to my Agents and uh, we will get this on the market next week !

-CuteAZguy27


sweetthang2877 39F
534 posts
9/30/2005 7:44 pm

I don't think I could name them after my blog since I often refer to it as the Contemplation Hidey-HOLE! Wait...that could work two ways...

Lemme get back to ya on this...


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