Class one-oh-one  

CuteAZguy27 39M
2154 posts
9/23/2005 9:57 am

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Class one-oh-one

Blog # 101 has been rescheduled for another day,i apologize for any broken hopes this may have caused none of you, instead-today i bring you this :
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Chapter 3
What were you thinking EMAILS: for dumbies

Dear Teacher :

Now ive seen the ladies post emails of men (and of women) that were sent to them that were not acceptable.....my question is, do the guys recieve any of these ?
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Today my students thats where not the blog, yet todays class 1-oh-1 begins....lets continue on with the letter.
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For the past year i recieved less than a 4 finger hand of serious serious emails, minus the thank you's and where are you's of emails, yet this one bit my lip and made it bleed, so lets follow the details shall we ?

Now my profile is a bit boring, yet it says in a nutshell-Im horny and im a guy and i want a lady....easy and plain enough, correct ? Well i just recieved this letter from TeeTee53 (whose a guy)who states in the subject line :she wanted a pic.

So while holding my breath while preparing for an email that would stink, this is what i recieved........well hold on for a sec...now ladies (and gents) I assume you recieve this on a daily basis, and for that i don't apologize....because they should apologize not me, BUT with this email would someone please transfer and interpret the meaning, now i fell for a robot once who was in the same town with pic and all,yet gave me a website and it wasnt even "her" when i logged on-that was just sick...lets just say i hit the uh..block button.

are you ready for the email ?...I didnt think so ! so i'll mention one or two things before i show the prize at the bottom of the cereal box.

Ladies (and even the gents) do you respond to funky emails, (besides TDA-thats a diffrent kind of funk) or do you delete, or ignore hopeing they will go away?

The disturbing letter i recieved was

Subject : she wanted a pic.

I opened it up and this is what i found :

hi,high.
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and that was it ! Should i be scared ? should i change my name to UglyAZguy27 ? Do i need to grow hair on my head ? Should i respond, or how should i respond ? Is this a scary robot !? HELP ME !!

A scared email opener from Arizona, AZ

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Now students i will leave the answers up to you,please be patient and answer useing the tips of your finges and the speed your comfortable with.

Teacher


SweetDarlinAngel 39F
2996 posts
9/23/2005 11:34 am

First, delete the email quickly.
Second, make sure that no emails were tailing the original email. Next, check for emails lurking behind around house in ambush mode.
Finally, when coast seems clear block email sender adn pray that it never returns.

Good luck.

~SDA

~Angel


demonicsexkitten 41F
10671 posts
9/23/2005 12:08 pm

SDA's advice is good.

I think... Since she (he?) apparently didn't bother really writing to you... you don't need to really read it. right? Or at least not reply. Besides.. it said "Hi,High"... so apparently it was sent to you by mistake. there's no 'high' anywhere in your handle.

Sleep well, and eagerly awaiting the rescheduled blog # 101.


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
9/23/2005 12:38 pm

Hrm...are your eyes bloodshot in your picture? I never noticed, maybe she/he/it thought you were high? Maybe they are looking for a supplier? Or as the case usually is on this friendly site...WHO THE HELL KNOWS!!!
Hit delete and sleep easier.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


rm_Network_Minx 47F
542 posts
9/23/2005 12:43 pm

Back away from the e-mail carefully. Do not touch the e-mail. Do not respond.

Just kidding. Delete it, don't repsond and go on and forget it.


tamethytension 54M
2320 posts
9/23/2005 1:08 pm

CAZ,

am I missing something ... seems innocuous enough. Compare it with this one I received back in July while I was still in Oklahoma. At first I was surprised, and yes even a little flattered. It's neither nasty nor presumptious. Still, I could not bring myself to answer it and nothing further came of it.

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Bi/curiuos at all? Great cocksucker here. Discreet. Staying w/ friends in NE. Can host. You're truly beautiful, and I don't say that very often <grin>
------ Profile Attached -------

90% top, but love to suck/69. Very oral. Big dick/balls, D/D free; looking for fuck/suck buds, discreet relationship maybe; Bi/curious guys are very encouraged, but not a requirement. Very patient. Not much I haven't done at least twice. Drinks, dinner, hot sex. Not all necessary...well, the last one required. No strings, no bullshit, but that doesn't mean I don't like to laugh while I'm having nuts licked. Sex was meant to be hot and fun, not a Greek philosophy exam.


duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
9/23/2005 5:55 pm

I am at a loss for words and I am not sure if it is because of your email or the one tamethytension posted.

Uhm, isn't it time to go smoke? I sure am looking forward to that party tonight!

DustStormDiva


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
9/23/2005 6:36 pm

Most of my mail is blog related since I have not written to the profiles of strangers in 6 months. (I mostly use this site for blogging). Still, I do occasionally get emails from females and some of those could compete with anything DCEbony or greeneyesAtl05 put out.


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
9/23/2005 6:43 pm

Sweetie, I think you've reached the "STEP AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER" stage. Okay, now, stand up slowly and walk away. You can do it. One foot, then the other. Go into a different room. Close your eyes and take deep breaths. Okay, you can come back now. Just needed a little break.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


yagottalikit 49F
583 posts
9/24/2005 3:05 am

Might be more appropriate to say "back away from the penis!"

Yeah!!!!!!!!! I FINALLY got to use that phrase again!!!!

Yagotta get it soft and wet so we can kick/stick it


CuteAZguy27 39M
1545 posts
9/24/2005 8:51 am

SweetDarlinAngel-

With a shakey finger, i quickly hit the delete button, as the email is vanishing, i follow its email to it plunder to make sure none was following and landing in my box.....so far so good !

With the blinds closed I duck under the window ledge and peek thrue the closed blinds around the house from inside, crawling on the floor to each window- all is clear.

I then stand up and do blackflips to back to my pc, I smackthe block button never to see this fruit loop again *I take a big sigh of relief* ....or will i ?

-CuteAZguy27


CuteAZguy27 39M
1545 posts
9/24/2005 9:03 am

[+member demonicsexkitten]-

Thank you for yesterdays post i slept well, thank you

He bothered me tremondously, did you see how he said hello to me ? that was just plain rude...I should report this very soon!....yet again it could have been a mistake like you said...yeah thats it, it was a mistake, wow what would have i done without you girl.

-CuteAZguy27


CuteAZguy27 39M
1545 posts
9/24/2005 9:12 am

DaphneR...

Hold on one second, let me check my profile *you hear my feet run out of the blogroom, you hear a file folder open, then slam shut.....then you hear the feet run back into the blogroom again* *as i pant* ok, profile shows that my eyes are NOT bloodshot !...theres no supplier here !

*The delete button has been hit, and im going back to bed* thank you for your wisdome young lady.

-CuteAZguy27


CuteAZguy27 39M
1545 posts
9/24/2005 9:15 am

demonicsexkitten-

Thank you for yesterdays post i slept well, thank you

He bothered me tremondously, did you see how he said hello to me ? that was just plain rude...I should report this very soon!....yet again it could have been a mistake like you said...yeah thats it, it was a mistake, wow what would have i done without you girl?

-CuteAZguy27


CuteAZguy27 39M
1545 posts
9/24/2005 9:19 am

Network_Minx
*I back away very slowly, once im away from the room, and even outside-I then run away -far, FAR away, and then i call my home and have CuteAZkitty delete the email for me, and then i come back home to saefety once again.

-CuteAZguy27


CuteAZguy27 39M
1545 posts
9/24/2005 9:22 am

tamethytension - you know.....you might have his twin brother !!! and they are planning to blog us out !!! *I run out of the blogroom in fear and disgust*

-CuteAZguy27


CuteAZguy27 39M
1545 posts
9/24/2005 9:24 am

duststormdiva How was the party !? did you get the relief you were hopeing for ?

-CuteAZguy27


CuteAZguy27 39M
1545 posts
9/24/2005 9:33 am

keithcancook- The town i live is less than 2 blocks long, i shared this before, if you threw a rock across town, you are definetly going to poke someone in the eye....so finding diffrent people in the same area takes months, so i take this site as well to blog and meet friends with no benifets lol .

-CuteAZguy27


CuteAZguy27 39M
1545 posts
9/24/2005 9:45 am

1hotwahine-

"STEP AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER" stage ?....I don't think i can do it !...yeah, yeah-im to scared-see me shivering ? ...hold on, wait-my feet are moveing, look ! im standing up slowly, now im backing way-my cat is stareing at me funny ? Is that wrong ? Great my cat thinks im strange now...now im in the living room, i have my eyes closed I see your beautiful eyes staring back at me- i can handle that...my breaths are now calmer now, breathing allot easier, I come back in the room-hey everythings better now ...how did you do that ?

-CuteAZguy27


CuteAZguy27 39M
1545 posts
9/24/2005 10:14 am

yagottalikit I slowly back up and then when in distance i turn around and scream out the blog door....

-CuteAZguy27


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
9/24/2005 1:01 pm

lol, you are just adorable. I don't know whether to adopt you or to...

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


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