ABC' gum EEEEeewww  

CuteAZguy27 39M
2154 posts
9/12/2005 9:03 am

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ABC' gum EEEEeewww

Do you ever run into those times where you laugh really hard, slam your hand down on the table and it smacks something wet and yucky ?

or you walk around the corner intending to go outside and slam into a glass window.

or you cut through the grass and step in dog poop ?

Or how about when you shut the door and part of your clothing gets stuck in the door ?

Remember that time you were going to drink the soda from the straw and because of our great cordination the straw poked your nose ?

Earlier last week there was a peace of abc' gum stuck on the slide at mcdonald's, so being the kind hearted guy, i took my reciept from my pocket and snatched the gum off the slide so a parent wouldn't have to worry about this on clothing, hair ect.

I looked around and the garbage can was little farther than i intended to walk, so i stuck the wadded up paper in my pocket intending to throw it away when im finished with my meal well with that said i continued the warm sunshine while eating my burger, well the day presses on, i go through my day and then i was asked if i had any change, i said i sure do , so i reached in my pocket to grab some dimes and quarters and what i felt was the receipt paper by itself, yet the gum that i totally forgot about is is now covering my coins from top to bottom !

i told the guy, well maybe not. When i was by myself I took what was in my pocket and indeed the pink gum is now my coin paper. EEWWwww.

Anything like this happened to you, or am i the only dork on the planet lol


SweetDarlinAngel 39F
2996 posts
9/12/2005 10:37 am

Not the only dork I assure you! I'm just usually not quite as well informed as you were when reaching into my pocket. My children are normally the ones with the civil service heart and then rather than allow thier own pockets to be soiled, they place the tainted item in mine (without mommy's knowledge of course), so that later when I reach into my pocket for a coin or tissue or (heaven forbid) stick of gum, I come out with a hand full of some unknown sustance that is somestimes pleasantly sticky and other times unpleasantly so. . . With that said, you are definately not the only dork on the planet CuteAZ you are just one of many of us! Welcome to the club! Would you like a membership card?


CuteAZguy27 39M
1545 posts
9/12/2005 6:23 pm

*jumps up and down in delight* Oh yes please, i am so honored !


_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

9/13/2005 4:28 am

I am a majorette dork and a golden proud member of the club

rm_Network_Minx 47F
542 posts
9/13/2005 4:38 am

I do shit like that all of the time. My nickname is Grace since I am the original klutz.
I have washed and dried jeans without checking the pockets only to have gum or whatever end up all over the other jeans. My son is famous for putting fishing hooks in his pockets only to have me find them when they end up embedded in one of my fingers.

DirtyLilSecret61 55F

9/13/2005 8:20 am

I have one more than one occasion gone to pull change out of my pocket and dumped it on the counter ... along with my new in-the-wrapper OB tampon. I finally quit being embarrassed about it but my kids are always horrified.

What's a woman to do, ya know?


luckywithladeez 49M
266 posts
9/13/2005 10:43 am

AZ guy,

One time I got so wrapped up into teaching/showing one of my nephews why/how a car's radiator builds up pressure, and why the cap spring/seal must be in good condition to hold the pressure, I forgot to put the cap back on and boiled most of the water/anti-freeze out of my engine/radiator driving home!


demonicsexkitten 41F
10671 posts
9/13/2005 4:17 pm

Cute: i had to laugh... i haven't done anything like that with gum... but i have done the same as DirtyLilSecret61... just today in fact. except it was a pad, not tampon, so i quickly slid a major credit card (minor credit cards just won't do) over it, and returned to my pocket. i haven't quit being embarressed though... i'm still embarressed even to BUY the things. let alone let anybody see them.

CuteAZguy27 39M
1545 posts
9/14/2005 3:06 am


wow, your a proud gold member !? I can't wait to be honored in that ranking ! (do we get discounts?)


CuteAZguy27 39M
1545 posts
9/14/2005 3:08 am

_CoffeeNoCream_ -

Wow ! your a proud gold member ! i cant wait to be in that ranking !!
(do we get discounts ?)


CuteAZguy27 39M
1545 posts
9/14/2005 3:14 am


Oh i love the nic, i should be called Grace the III'rd
When i was younger my dad would say all the time, that if we did laundry and find coins and dollar bills,it would be ours... i was a rich teenager growing up lol....yet i think this is genetic cause im finding soaked and ripped up pieces of reciepts and various wadded up paper all over the washer/dryer all the time.


CuteAZguy27 39M
1545 posts
9/14/2005 3:19 am

DirtyLilSecret61-perfect solution, when your kids are within eyes length of where you are, tell them to turn around and face the othe directon cause your taking stuff out of your pockets or handbag. Most likey they will respond with "Oohh mom!" yet this is a whole lot more embarrasing to do when they are watching you, so this tactic will work and they soon will just walk away when your about to take something out of your pocket.


CuteAZguy27 39M
1545 posts
9/14/2005 3:21 am

luckywithladeez I actually done this very same thing back in '97 ! (Whats even more scary is that i remembered the date for some odd reason)


CuteAZguy27 39M
1545 posts
9/14/2005 3:31 am

demonicsexkitten-you should just send me to the store while you stay home, allot of men will feel embarassed of what they are carrying, i actually don't mind buying it-cause to me, i know its not for me, and people may look at me strange, yet they know its not for me eather.

Ill take the product and usually go to the ladies cashier and take my business there, yet sometimes it doesnt work out that way, yet all in all it gets paid. I do have a great story for another blog involving this while i was working graveyards at a hotel, but thats for another time.


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