It Must Be A Conspiracy!  

CumNgetMe2Day 50M
7 posts
12/7/2005 7:40 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

It Must Be A Conspiracy!

Why is it that I have yet to win a big lottery!?! Come on now my turn has to be CUMing up soon! Why is it that the only ones who win are either already wealthy, have one foot in the grave or just got here yesterday?
A couple of years ago I fell 30 feet while cutting down a tree. I landed on a concrete driveway and only received a concussion, ahairline fracture on my left wrist and 15 stitches on my left eyebrow. The doctor said it was a miracle I survived! He had a similar case a couple of years ago where the guy landed on a plush grassy surface from a lower distance and croaked.
Right then and there I felt that the reason God let me live was because he intended for me to one day win The Mega-Millions jackpot and be super wealthy! Well I'm still waiting....Hello! If anybody who's read this and happens to die soon, if you run into Jesus can you please remind him that I ain't getting any younger down here!

Still walking tall!

rm_MamCsDawne 46F
218 posts
12/7/2005 8:32 pm

While u are sendin messages to Jesus.. send one for me.. tell him that I need a well hung stud.. with one hand in bank, one foot in grave and his other foot on banana peel.. And then i take his money and his wife.. And tell Jesus to hurry up with this one too.. cause im not gettin no younger either..
lmao.. couldnt resist..

CumNgetMe2Day 50M

12/8/2005 4:54 am

Your too funny! Thanks, but he ain't listening to me either!

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