Something Gross  

CruelKitty 45F
272 posts
5/20/2006 8:25 am

Last Read:
5/26/2006 3:27 pm

Something Gross


Ok...so I was reading a blog and it mentioned "felching". I had no idea what it is. So I googled it. I found this interesting story:

"In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil," Eric Tomazewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burn Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital.
Tomaszewski and his homosexual partner Andrew "Kiki" Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong. "I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in." he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out "Armageddon", my cue that he'd had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn't come out again, so i peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him."
At a hushed press confrence, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out of the tubing, igniting Mr. Tomaszewski's hair and severly burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball." Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.


I'd heard stories about this, but never knew what it was actually called. I never believed that people actually did it either. Kinda sad and sick.

hih77429 45F

5/20/2006 9:15 am

Having a rodent scratching around in your ass does not sound like a good thing!!!!!


pretty_blue_eyes 38F
2091 posts
5/26/2006 7:36 am

I've heard stories about it, always heard "gerbiling". Guess I learned something every day!


Become a member to create a blog