Pity Fuck  

CruelKitty 45F
272 posts
5/14/2006 8:34 am

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6/22/2006 6:08 am

Pity Fuck


The votes are in. All 2 of them! So this blog will be about the pity fuck. I'll try to keep it short. This will hurt me more than it will hurt you...trust me.

Ok...so I met this guy from AdultFriendFinder. Here's his first email to me:

I would love to talk to you and see how things go... would love to meet for dinner and drinks and hopefully all things will go well and we can be long term friends with all the benefits... anyway, hope to talk soon.

That seemed normal enough, so I replied. I don't remember what I said, but here's the next message I got:

I would love to... I am going to go eat breakfast and then have the day with you... also send pics and I will do the same... hope to even have you here today for the storms... would be an amazing evening..

I'm pretty sure that I NEVER gave the impression that I wanted to meet right away. At this point, we hadn't even chatted. What followed were some pics, even pics of his dogs. I had mentioned that I wasn't going to meet him that night because I was taking my dogs for a walk. Anyway...to move the story along, against my better judgement, I talked to him on the phone. This is where he got weird. He started talking about how he really wanted to start something special with me, blah blah blah..so me...thinking, well if that's going to happen we can't have sex for a while, because no relationship that I've ever had that starts out with sex has lasted. But THEN...he gets offended that I've jumped into bed with other guys and now won't with him. I knew then that this isn't someone I'd be interested in. He brought that up several times. Not only that, but he exaggerated, he said EVERY guy I meet, which just isn't the case.
Against my better judgement, I agreed to meet him. At first, it was going to be at a restaurant, but the evening of, he called about how tired he was and just really didn't want to get out, would I come over. Again, against my better judgement, I said I would. So I stopped off at Academy and bought some mace and headed over.
I got to his house and was heartily greeted by his two dogs. All he could do to contain them is yell at them. So while they were jumping on my and he was yelling at them, I was trying to make my way into his place which was darkly lit..he had candles lit all over the place and a baseball game on. Immediately, I asked for some lights. He popped off about how he always sits in the dark. Whatever, dude. It takes too much effort to light all those freaking candles for you to ALWAYS have it like that.
We sat and talked for a few minutes, and he said something like, "this isn't going to work, is it?" And I replied, "No, I don't think it is. I guess I'll go, it was nice meeting you though." I really thought I was off the hook. I stood up and offered a hug, which he took, trying to rub himself on me. I was turning to leave and he asked "What's wrong with me? Is it the way I look?" Man...I started to think of all the times that I've thought that question. I've never actually came out and asked it though and I'm glad, because when this guy asked it, I realized how pathetic it really does sound. And the truth is, I don't know what it was. I just wasn't attracted to him. It had very little to do with how he looked. There was nothing wrong with how he looked. In fact, he was pretty good looking. I just couldn't explain it. So then he asked if there was anything he could do to change it. Was it just that I just wanted sex? So he offered sex..ugh..that was the last thing I wanted. He asked if he could at least eat me. So I said, fine..if you want me to just lay there, we could have sex. He was convinced that he would be so good that I would get into it. And I felt bad that it had been a year and a half for him. So we started up the stairs and I asked him if he had any condoms...initially he said no, but when I turned to walk out the door, he changed his mind. We got into his room and I asked again, and he produced one. So, I had to follow through. I was determined to be a dead fuck. Kinda convenient, really...I've been curious to find out what it's like to actually BE a dead fuck, but I didn't want to do it with someone that I wanted to be with again..so here was my opportunity.
So anyway...he gets naked right away. I'm just sitting there on his bed. He starts peeling my shirt off, and then my bra, sucked my nipples for a bit, then started unbuttoning my pants. I got out of them and laid back. He nibbled for a bit, asked if it was good. I just kinda shrugged. It felt good, but I still wasn't into it. Then he grabbed the condom to put it on, and I asked if that's how he eats pussy? There wasn't much to it. He said he figured that I wasn't into it, so he would move on. I made him do some more. Well, I was still being a dead fuck, but his dumb ass moves up to put his cock in my face anyway. All I could say was..."Uh...no." He shrugged and grabbed the condom again, so I was thinking..cool it will be over soon. Well, he grabbed my feet and put them in the air. I think he was out to hurt me, cause that initial penetration did hurt. Probably cause I was bone dry though. He started doing his thing while I still just laid there. After about 2 minutes, he asked, "Can't you get into it?" My answer was no. But I knew he would never get off if I didn't do anything, so I kinda grabbed his back and scratched a little..held on a little tighter...he came not long after that. Overall, it lasted about 5 minutes.
As I was leaving, he asked again.."What's wrong with me?" So I finally just told him, "It's the fact that you're asking what's wrong with you. That's what's wrong with you."

Karma got me on the way home. I had a blow-out on Broadway extension and I didn't have the tool to take the lugnuts off my tire to change it.

mewisemagic3 50M

5/14/2006 10:15 am

Wow, there is an awful lot of "against my better judgment" moments in that story. Please be careful.


easy_8 56M

5/14/2006 2:10 pm

Hmmmmmmmmmm...a night to forget for sure...
Hope you are well...
Good luck in your quest..


GraspCrownRusts 46M
780 posts
5/15/2006 1:39 pm

Welp, you got your chance to be the dead fuck one time... there's a positive you can take from it... lol

Can we hear about the hot cowboy now? I missed the earlier vote, but that woulda been my choice - sounds juicier...


thisguns4hire007 45M

5/15/2006 8:47 pm

Wow!!! I always wanted a dead fuck.......to bad the story ended so soon!!!LOL .....I was really getting into it!

I wonder what a Dead BJ would be like?


EbonyHnk 36M

5/23/2006 2:13 am

~ Tread Carefully ~


Tantrikbliss2
2 posts
5/29/2006 8:46 pm

Good for Karma!


Tantrikbliss2
2 posts
5/29/2006 8:46 pm

Good for Karma! Sounds like you deserved it


4216CHARACTERS 51M
2 posts
6/1/2006 8:27 am

ok now i see what was wrong with him,,,but whats wrong with me

against your better judgement pity or whatever, your welcome to come turn my lights on & blow my candle's out anytime


pretty_blue_eyes 38F
2091 posts
6/5/2006 8:36 am

Wow, sounds like a bad situation if you ask me. I suppose you have learned to heed your "against my better judgement" and also to make sure you have a tire iron or lug nut wrench handy! Be careful and stay safe!


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