Drunk Ho  

CruelKitty 45F
272 posts
8/27/2005 12:24 pm

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3/16/2006 5:26 am

Drunk Ho


I think about things to write in blog when I'm nowhere near being able to actually write in it. So when i finally make it to my blog, I can't think of any of the good things I was going to say. Today, I was thinking about the title for my blog. I'm not really a drunk ho. It's a shot at self-deprecating humor. I understand some people don't have an appreciation for self-deprecation. They feel that people who make fun of themselves are putting themselves down. I'm always offended when I say something about myself, and someone else tells me not to put myself down. Apparently they are seeing a little too much truth in my humor. So the drunk ho..wow, I haven't even been drunk in two weeks now. I did go out last night..I had 2 bottles of Coors Light. For those of you in Oklahoma, you know that's like nothing since there's hardly any alcohol in our beer. Nevertheless, i did get a little bit tipsy. I did a drunk-text message to Matt the hottie. Now Matt isn't just downright hot. I've been with much hotter guys. It's his arrogance about being hot that makes him hot. Anyway, I sent him a message, asking him when he's gonna give me some dick. He text(ed?) back with "ASAP". I'm thinking, hell yeah...I'm gonna get some. The tease. I sent back and asked him where he was. He was at Lucky Star. (What's the number for gamblers anonymous?) So I asked him how much longer. His reply: All night, baby. Now how is that ASAP? He would rather gamble than get laid. Where are his priorities? On to Plan B. A new guy who just gave me his number yesterday. I called, got his voice mail, and hung up. I don't want to be in hot pursuit of dick I haven't seen yet. I considered plan C, but drove home and went to bed instead.
Now if I'd really been drinking, I would have gotten laid last night. So I'm really not a drunk ho. It just sounded funny when I thought it up.
My original point, while driving and thinking about my blog, was that I just want to have fun. My sister asked me about my drinking a few days ago. She asked how I filled out a questionnaire that we both recently took that had questions about how often you drink. Never, Rarely, Sometimes, OFten. I still answered rarely, even though on average, I've been drinking 2-3 nights a week for the past 3 months. I told my sister it's just a phase. And it really is. I'm just had a point where I want to have fun, and drinking creates some fun for me at the moment. If anyone has a better solution, I'm up for suggestions.

newguy2283 33M

9/3/2005 10:34 am

hey nothing wrong with that one reason my wife separated from me an left is cause on my 3 days off i'd drink 6 maybe 10 beers a day. i like a good ol shiner bock or hell hit me with a beast, good ol milwaukee's best anyways i'm getting fucked up tonight for sure hope you are to! leland


rm_Cptn_Kink 64M
6 posts
9/3/2005 3:30 pm

I always maintain that if you can't laugh at yourself then you have no right to laugh at others - I laugh at myself a LOT


olecountrycliff 40M
8 posts
3/13/2006 1:11 am

you need your self a service man someone who is reliable and who gives you your freedom and space but comes over and gives you a night of passion


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