well, it has been a while......  

CrashnBern 57F
194 posts
7/12/2006 2:44 pm

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7/20/2006 9:49 am

well, it has been a while......


yep Just like the title says it has been a while

been a while since I got online and typed out my brain... been a little busy with working and cleaning my house. been dogsitting and haven't had sex inalmost 3 weeks. unusual but since we haven't been at eaach other's houses or even in the same state lately I guess its understandable... but the next time you see fireworks don't worry its just us!!!!

I've missed being on here.. I miss the penis, pussy, breast pictures. I miss porn. I miss my boyfriend and I'm whining. How does one make moves on another woman... another thing to ponder! would I be considered smooth? oh God..is this what guys go through? I guess I'll be my own goofy self..with more lip plumper!!!! lol what if you put it on the wrong lips?!

I like the tingly stuff me and my guy play with... makes it like an itch you just can't scratch enough..till its pounded and ground on for an hour and about 6 orgasms later....and you just fall over breathing hard..but laughing... ok so I laugh a lot. its a sign that nothing is wrong... so what have you other folks been doing?

Supervy_Sage 50M

7/13/2006 3:04 am

Huntin for a way to scratch that itch too, haha. I find that masturbation is a good short term solution, but not the best.

As far as pickin up women, just think of what it would take to pick you up, and try that. haha

Good luck.

The Super Pervy Sage


rm_Jerry82801 58M

7/17/2006 7:44 pm

Oh CrashnBern.....to bad about that three weeks without sex. Are you married?? LOL.


CrashnBern replies on 7/18/2006 5:46 pm:
Hell no I'm not married!!!

KandyCoated4U 52F
755 posts
7/20/2006 6:04 am

Bern, I guess I'll have to come see ya at work and bring friends. I missed ya last saturday night!

! If I were a crayon, I'd most likely be jammed up some kids nose.


CrashnBern 57F

7/20/2006 9:48 am

    Quoting KandyCoated4U:
    Bern, I guess I'll have to come see ya at work and bring friends. I missed ya last saturday night!
Well I bartend thurs and sun nights work in the casino fri and sat nights so far...sometimes i bartend more...come say Hi!


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