More Musings on Morons  

LocksPshawStage 59M
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2/6/2006 11:50 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

More Musings on Morons

How many of the mails you ladies get or the ads the morons post sound like this.

I am a tall good looking man with curly brown hair. I work out regularly and care for my body. I enjoy fine dining, romantic walks on the beach and slow breathtaking lovemaking.


I am breathing but barely. The one hair I do have is actually grey. Working out consists of masturbating 5 times a day causing me to have the largest right fore arm in New Jersey. I eat a Burger King and play in my Cats Litter Box. I do light a candle while masturbating so its very romantic.

Aww I kill myself. Hey wait thats me oh shit.

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