Things I've done while drunk - part 1  

CouplesexNme 38M
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11/11/2005 11:29 pm

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Things I've done while drunk - part 1


hey all
I was replying to a post from someone here and I got on such a ramble that I desided to add it hear and add more blogs about the subject.

the blogger asked for people to tell about some of the things that they have done while drunk. This was my reply, and I'll probably add more occurances as I remember them. College is such a blur lol

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WOW that is a tough one. I did go to college so all of the stuff that you have on the list there is all covered just by saying "I went to college" Let me see if I can grab any of the really off the wall shit......

I perminantly scared myself once when I was drunk on my 24 birthday, which will be three years to the date on sunday. The scar is in such a perfect line, you'd think it was from surgeory. And no, I wasn't cutting on myself. It happened because a friend of mine (also drunk, also his birthday) was trying to hide from a camera an dgrabbed me, pushed me into a wall and into a nail sticking out of it.

Got drunk and convinved all the ladies at a party to have a "who has the bigger ass" contest (and only sexy women were at this party. No 600 pounders). I went around with a seamstress ruler thingy and measured all the girls hips and asses. The winning has this lil sexy half mexican girl 44inches. Makes me want to break out the pictures.

I jumped on the back of a bus like Chris Tucker in "Money Talks" and rode around a neighborhood. It took about 15 nimutes. Luckily the bus route brought me back to where I caught the bus and didn't go back to the terminal.

I'm sure there are more but I can't remember off the top of my head. I'ms add this to my own blog and maybe add more as I think of them

freetime648 52F

11/12/2005 4:48 am

I got really mad at my now ex-boyfriend and decided I needed some time alone with Mr. Crown Royal. Which I did in haste actually. I proceded to then take my drunk ass to the bar where I got into a fight about a pool game...and called this guy a "Shrek lookin M*****F*****" and threatened to kick his "Dyke-ass" looking girlfriends butt also. In a nutshell, my friends had to take me home, where I woke the next morning not knowing how I got there or how my best friends lip was busted! They forgave me, especially my friend with his swollen busted lip.....they refused me anymore bouts with Mr. Crown!!!!!


xx FREETIME648 xx


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