Sympton - Fault - Solution  

Cinderella21957 60F
188 posts
9/8/2006 1:02 am

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9/24/2006 4:37 am

Sympton - Fault - Solution

Symptom : Everything has gone dim.
Fault : The bar is closing.
Solution : PANIC!!

Symptom : You have woken up to find your bed cold, hard and wet. You cannot see your bedroom walls or ceiling.
Fault : You have spent the night in the gutter.
Solution : Check your watch to see if it is opening time - if not treat yourself to a lie in.

Sympton : Bar looks like a circus.
Fault : You're at a circus.
Solution : Go to a bar.

Symptom : Room is spinning.
Fault : Somebody is spinning your barstool.
Solution : Vomit on person doing the spinning.


Cinders
If you take your eyes off your goals,
all you see are obstacles.


angelofmercy5 59F
17881 posts
9/8/2006 12:02 pm

Thanks for stopping by my blog! These are funny!


elysianpleasure 47M

9/17/2006 12:32 pm

Not crazy about this one... too many memories of friends with drinking problems to think it is funny. Not to be a downer. (I like the last post though alot )


Cinderella21957 60F

9/24/2006 4:37 am

You didn't have to visit my blog you know,I am sorry that your friend had a drinking problem but this was a light hearted post.Thanks for stopping by

Cinders
If you take your eyes off your goals,
all you see are obstacles.


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