Why men brag about being able to pee standing up  

Choozmi 50M
746 posts
5/27/2006 5:45 am

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6/1/2006 11:51 am

Why men brag about being able to pee standing up

God called Adam and Eve over and He said, "Okay, I've got two traits left and you each get one. Now Adam, since your name comes first in the alphabet you get first choice."

"Cool with me," said Adam.

God continued: "The first trait is the ability to pee standing up. The second --"

"I'll take it!" Adam blurted out.

"But you haven't heard the second one," said God.

"I don't need to," said Adam. "What could be cooler than being able to pee standing up?"

"Are you sure?" asked God. "This second one is pretty good."

Adam folded his arms stubbornly. "This is a good choice and for the rest of my days I will brag about it."

God shrugged. "Okay," He said, and turned to Eve.

"What do I get?" asked Eve.

God said, "Multiple orgasms."

Hippink 35F
4499 posts
5/28/2006 5:09 pm

Silly Adam!
He made an EXCELLENT choice!
Hippie XXX

YachtTitusLeers 58F

6/1/2006 8:53 am

Yep... Men have it good...

When you fish for love, bait with your heart and not your brain. Mark Twain
Man of my dreams....

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