Today's naughty limerick  

Choozmi 50M
746 posts
5/19/2005 5:05 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Today's naughty limerick


There once was a man from Racine
Who invented a fucking machine.
Concave or convex,
It could fit any sex,
But, oh, what a bastard to clean!

playfulwithyou33 56F
961 posts
5/19/2005 7:15 pm

Hey, why haven't you posted naughty limericks on my blog?


Choozmi 50M

5/27/2005 1:37 am

I didn't know you had naughty limericks on your blog!


Goldenhairgodess 63F
396 posts
5/28/2005 9:29 am

Nechurnal Voyage/Music and Lyricks by Patric Anderson/March 2005

Somewhere there's a yearning in a cold and lonely room
Sending off a message in the dark
Seeking to ignite the flame that smolders from within
Whispering her passion to embark.

Drifting in a timeless space between the sheets of hope
Trapped within a coffin of despair
Desperate for a warmth she knew before the door was closed
Opens to a touch though unaware.

Faraway her message finds a solitary soul
Wandering the shorelines of desire
Burning in the moonlight as he radiates a song
Capturing the fragments of her fire

From the windblown sand dunes of an ancient barrier isle
Arching back to spread his wings of love
Rising fast to catch her breeze with billowing delight
Soaring through the starlit clouds above.

CHORUS
Adrift within Orion's belt
Achieving what Pleiades felt
Temptations in a cluster melt
Deliciously

A resurrection calling them
A bold ascension drawing them
Divine hosannas serenade them
Joyously

As she softly searches for the object of her touch
Tracing routes of pleasure through the fold
Slips into the valley of forbidden fantasy
Swollen by a truth as yet untold.

Suddenly a presence savoured only in a dream
Warms her with a breath of ocean mist
Shrouded by the darkness she begins to feel his glow
Melting any notion to resist.

Gently he envelops her discarded consciousness
Cradling a fragile silhouette
Slowly she exhales as he lifts her to the sky
Rescued from the shadows of regret

Sailing by the power of a south prevailing wind
Soaring toward the skylines of esteem
Voyage they together in a new found rendezvous
Wrapped within the linens of a dream.

CHORUS
Adrift within Orion's belt
Achieving what Pleiades felt
Temptations in a cluster melt
Deliciously

A resurrection calling them
A bold ascension drawing them
Divine hosannas serenade them
Joyously

In the lumination of the moonlit cumuli
Gazing through the crystal of her eyes
Looks into the blueness of a tortured cognizance
Bathing in the tears of her demise.

She absorbs a lonesome soul abandoned long ago
Like some flotsam tossed along the shore
Feels the thankless burden he so stoically endured
Lifting from his shoulders evermore.

Tensities release above a sea of sparkling lights
Scattered by the storms of destiny
Savoring the waters of an absolution stream
Awestruck by a new epiphany

Breathlessly they hover 'gainst the lunar majesty
Locked together in a passion flight
Coursing through their vessels comes the lifeblood they beseech
Vowing an impossible delight.

CHORUS
Adrift within Orion's belt
Achieving what Pleiades felt
Temptations in a cluster melt
Deliciously

A resurrection calling them
A bold ascension drawing them
Divine hosannas serenade them
Joyously

Slipping from the silken veil, her sanctity reveals
Psalms of sweet inflection gently poised.
Pausing to inhale a supernatural chalance
Utters from her heart a joyful noise.

Rising like a virtuoso through the stratosphere
Tracing every octave for the key.
Never could he ponder such a lofty elevation
Scaling to unlock her sacristy.

In the stillness of a space beyond the edge of time
Seeking no forgiveness for the sin
Kisses her a thousand ways in places once denied
Touching every galaxy within.

As the twinkling constellations set her soul ablaze
Spreading through her neverland of joy
Fires of a supernova blast her through the void
Rousing all sensations to deploy.

CHORUS
Adrift within Orion's belt
Achieving what Pleiades felt
Temptations in a cluster melt
Deliciously

A resurrection calling them
A bold ascension drawing them
Divine hosannas serenade them
Joyously

Dancing in the raindrops as they sprinkle their delight
Showering her soul in ecstasy
Waves of sweet permission shiver through her universe
Moaning in a soft soliloquy.

As he looks with reverence on her glistening repose
Worshipping her elemental grace
From her eyes a spirit flies imprisoning his heart
Beckoning his sensual embrace.

Deep within a cavern lies the molten core of truth
Simmering the broth of his refrain
Smothered by reminders of a promissory poem
Fires his arousal once again.

Building from the hollows of eternal nakedness
Feels the lifeblood thickening below
Longing to release a well of purgatory dreams
Rises to the peak of his plateau

CHORUS
Adrift within Orion's belt
Achieving what Pleiades felt
Temptations in a cluster melt
Deliciously

A resurrection calling them
A bold ascension drawing them
Divine hosannas serenade them
Joyously

Quickened by the movement of a splendid overture
Sweet soprano warming in the wings
Welcomes his arrival to her opera of love
Drawing him within her as she sings.

Tremors rumble from the cauldrons boiling below
As they dance their rhythmic minuet
Breathlessly he plunges through the vortex of a song
Rendering a blissful pirouette.

Deepened by the power of a penetrating bass
Metered by a metronome on fire
Echoing the heavens with their pounding symphony
Riding the crescendo of the choir.

Crashing through the symbols of a sedimentary rock
Shaking every boulder on the hill
Blasting an eruption through the universe she holds
As she bursts in coloratura trill.

CHORUS
Adrift within Orion's belt
Achieving what Pleiades felt
Temptations in a cluster melt
Deliciously

A resurrection calling them
A bold ascension drawing them
Divine hosannas serenade them
Joyously

Wondrous waves of cosmic flurries shimmer through their souls
Scattering the demons of the past
Slowly they descend among the choir of seraphim
Glittering like snowflakes under glass

Resonating rapture in the atmospheric bliss
Mortised in a savory embrace
Slowly spread their wings in a re-entry so sublime
Bound for an immersionary place.

As they voyage gently on their reverie of hope
Slipping through the inlets of desire
Brilliantly the sunrise now illuminates the shore
Wakens every reason to aspire.

Tides of triumph wash their hearts with sacramental life
Nourishing a renaissance of love
Nestled in the sand dunes of an ancient barrier isle
Heavens bless their union from above.

CHORUS
Adrift within Orion's belt
Achieving what Pleiades felt
Temptations in a cluster melt
Deliciously

A resurrection calling them
A bold ascension drawing them
Divine hosannas serenade them
Joyously

I enjoyed this poem and thought I would share it.


rm_tbone1943 73M
12 posts
7/1/2005 2:05 am

there was a young gentleman from Kent,
Who's tool was so long that it bent;
To save himself trouble
he put it in double;
And instead of comming, he went!


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