Why you shouldn't play with boys  

ChinRyder 39M
340 posts
7/24/2006 8:03 pm

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Why you shouldn't play with boys

Thought that would be the most appropriate title. At least for here anyway.

So, yesterday I decided to hang with the guys after partially swearing off women for the time being. We went over to a friend of a friend's house to play a little paintball. I was in the mood to kick some ass and relieve some stress from the week past. (Like how it's upscale one day and down home the next? See: I'm versatile).

Anyway, as you can see from the picture I must be pretty sweet meat because my ass got eaten alive by chiggers!! I didn't put any spray on simply because the area we played in wasn't that wooded and I had plenty of clothing on. They must have found a way through it all though because I have no less than 50 bites on my waist, chest, back, and arms.

So, what did I get out of being macho? A nice, [l]scalding[/l] hot bath this evening, followed by a generous slathering of clear nail polish all over my body. Not my finest moment. I also get to launder all of my towels and bedsheets in hot water this evening, and if everything else fails I have some anti-itching cream. At this point all I can say is THANK GOD I wore bikini underwear, as my most precious possession has been spared.

So, for all of the fans out there that enjoy the blogs, treat yourself to this one. I thought about refraining from posting such and embarrassing event, but the horror that has become my body was too much NOT to share.

Sweetpickles69 47F

7/24/2006 9:01 pm

Cute story!
Try some itch cream or lotion. I've been ate up by mosquitoes before. The bites used to swell like big hickies.


SweetDarlinAngel 39F
2996 posts
7/25/2006 8:16 am

I wish I could see the pic better ... but I'm sure the damage was as horrid as you describe. Too bad a nice sweet "girl" wasn't there to help alleviate some of your pain and suffering.


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