Outta nowhere...  

Chaotix69 39M
27 posts
3/27/2006 8:39 am

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Outta nowhere...

I was looking at blogs the other day, one sexy young lady's in particular, and notice a post that is basically non-sexual in nature. I responded to it in kind. The next fellow that comes along to place a response starts off so, and then rambles off onto his thick 8 inches which he is ready to stuff wherever she may like. Now, I understand that this is a dating/sex site (that's why I'm here, duh) and he had no picture or high level membership, so you gotta advertise what you got in one way or another. But do these guys just go around and announce this shit to women outta nowhere?

Guy walks into the library and steps up to the desk: "Excuse me, where are the cookbooks?"

Librarian: "Right down that aisle to the left"

Guy: "Thanks. You know, I have an 8 inch penis."

Now how do you think this kindly old lady will respond?

Answer 1: "Oh my god! Let's do it right here!"
Answer 2: "Um...security!!!"

Really, there's a time and place for shit like that, isn't there? She had plenty of posts referring to sex, cock and pussy, which he also posted to, but shouldn't it stay there? I'm only 28, I can't be that old-fashioned, can I?

Besides, I only have a really thick 2 incher to work with anyway. (That IS a joke...really...I'm freakin' HUGE. Seriously.

moonlightphoenix 45F
6508 posts
3/27/2006 9:06 am

ROFLMAO. yup. You....ahem....NAILED it....

FemFreak4Fun 31F

3/27/2006 9:59 am

LMAO..YES!!! I'm so totally feeling you on this one!!! I mean really, I was thinking the EXACT same thing. My response would've been: Um...Security!! Geez..some people are such characters.

bikerbabe57701 49F

3/27/2006 11:29 am

I enjoy your comments here. I find myself blogging more about non sexual things than sexual things myself. And I have people who comment about how they come back daily to see my posts. So to be sexual or not to be sexual......well I guess you have to chose what works for you.....

Chaotix69 39M
31 posts
3/28/2006 7:33 pm

Well I certainly have no problems at all with sexual. My only point was that this particular post had nothing at all to do with sex. Nothing. Zip. Zero. And guy just starts off on one topic and whammo! next thing you know, he's utilizing all 8 inches to penetrate all her holes. Ahh well.

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