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Caught in the act...
Caught in the act...
Ahh. Yes. I finally got my yummy lady friend from this site alone a couple days ago. And boy, is she fucking awesome in the sack. Just...hot...and sexy...and I'll be damned if she doesn't actually taste sweet all over!
Maybe it was just the heat, and it was bloody hot in that room...once I let my hair down (literally) it turned into a steam house, especially with my face buried in that juicy, sweet...wooo boy. Oh yes.
But I digress. We met again tonight for coffee and a little bit of shopping, and then another teenybopper-esque makeout session in the parking lot. It was really starting to get hot and heavy there for a minute.
Until the cop showed up.
So, yeah, we were in an empty parking lot, and yeah, the stores were all closed, and again, yeah, we were steaming up the windows something fierce, when I happened to glance up and see the black n' white roll up and stop behind our cars (hers was parked beside mine.) He got out with his little flashlight propped up near his ear, and did that annoying cop swagger up to my window. I half expected him to ask, "You know how fast you were goin', son?" til I remembered we were sitting motionless in a parking lot.
This in itself isn't so bad...I guess I'd almost classify it as a badge of honor, as I never had an experience like this in my teenage years (I was such a fucking 'tard back then...Oy gevalt!) But then he proceeds to ask a couple questions which was really quite offensive to me, if not to her. Perhaps thats just standard procedure for cops in that kind of situation, I don't know. But it sure pissed me off. I guess thats what you have to deal with in Arresterfield, though. God I do so hate this place.
So he asked for our ID's and went back to his car to run them, or at least pretend to run them so he could sit there and laugh to himself about it, I dunno, left us sitting there awkward and quiet for about five minutes and returned with the admonition, "Not in the parking lot." He drove off, I snuck another kiss off my sexy lady and we parted ways for the night.
So, has anyone else ever been caught in the act by the cops in a public place? Just smooching or was there something a little hotter and heavier going on? And has it happened since you were 16 years old?
4/20/2006 9:19 pm
Lol, that happened to me a month ago! My girl (at the time) and I were just a little too far away from home, especially in our condition. We drove behind a food lion in chester. |
With in seconds I had her pants around her ankles and my hand between her legs. We were both in a deep kiss when...The entire car filled with light.
We didn't notice the patrol car moving in on us until he turned on his spotlight. Needless to say...for her it was a mood killer.
He approached the car and actually asked "what are you two doing" as if he didn't know.
My response: "pretending like we are 16 again, officer"
He just shook his head and smiled. Said "go home" and laughed.
4/21/2006 6:27 am
haven't been caught - thankfully, but cops aren't looking for those steamy windows in the middle of the day -- good think LOL|