Wanted, Married White Male  

CantonOhCouple 60M/60F
370 posts
9/11/2005 10:45 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Wanted, Married White Male

Blackhawk Down! The signal my wife and lover sent me on her cell phone at 4:30 in the morning as she drove home from her less than adequate encounter with Sam, the man(??) of our three-some fantasies. Not a good sign. It meant, according to our prearranged communications plan, the evening was a total and complete disaster. Blackhawk Down! The fact she repeated the message only added emphasis to the exclamation point. Nope. Not good at all.

Later, when we had a chance to talk, she made her point even clearer. “If you want to, YOU fuck him”, she said, “I’m not doing him again!” As she recounted the details of her evening (See It Aint Over Til the Fat Man Cums) it became very clear Sam didn’t measure up to our expectations.

To my credit, my first thoughts were for her. It was obvious how terrible the experience was for her. I felt very guilty. She went above and beyond in pursuit of something for both of us. And in spite of Sam’s shortcomings, Sam left town with his pride, his dignity, and the best lay of his life. Lucky bastard!

But the selfish inner child was deeply disappointed: No cock for you! “But please, can't you fuck him just one more time so I can join in?” I said. It couldn't have been ALL that bad. Let’s not make any hasty decisions. Something has got to be better than nothing. Right?

No, she said. It isn’t. This is worse than nothing. At least you still have your fantasy. After a few hours with Sam, you would probably swear off sex, take a vow of celibacy, join the priesthood and start banging little boys. “Oh,” I said, “that bad.” “No,” she replied, “worse.”

It was the end of the adventure. Game over man, game over!

Or was it? Her fantasy was still unfulfilled. I still wanted to explore my bi-side. In bed one day we talked about it. “Do you still want to suck cock?” she asked as she stroked mine. “Yes,” I admitted shyly, “I do.” “Then lets not give up,” she said as she went down on me. No doubt about, I was blessed. “Here,” I said, “let me try that fingering technique Sam taught us.”

When we stopped to breathe, we did some soul searching about what we really wanted, and how to avoid repeating our earlier mistakes.

Our first mistake was taking Sam’s erotic estimates at face value. Next time we want pictures and testimonials! Second, she took him on single handed. Never again! With both of us there, we could have at least amused ourselves, or covered for each other while we made our escape. (Honey, get dressed while I distract him!) We’re a team, and we need to stick together.

What were we looking for? At first blush, we desired a nice guy with a nice cock. But really, we wanted more. The man had to be fun, erotic, interesting, safe, discreet, and have enough energy to handle the two of us. We wanted a boy toy, a play toy! We wanted someone like us. No kids, no geezers. We concluded that a married guy would be less risky and more likely to exercise caution in his extra-marital encounters, after all, he has to worry about what he takes home. Gee, were we asking for too much???

We heard about AdultFriendFinder from a friend and decided to sign up and see what happens and, if nothing happened at least we would could enjoy the wonderful pictures! We filled out the profile, loaded up some pictures from our private album, took the personality test, paid our dues, and generally had fun pimping ourselves anonymously. Luckily, no one already laid claim to our preferred handle “CantonOhCouple”, which had the further benefit of sounding out our objective when abbreviated (COC). Perfect!

Our expectations were modest. After all, her friend said he hardly ever got a hit, rarely received emails, and not a wink. We planned to give it a try for six months and see if we could find that special sexy someone to suck. It can’t hurt, and maybe we would get lucky. We expected a few winks and a trickle of e-mails.

In the spirit of Adam telling Eve, “Stand back honey, I don’t know how big this sucker’s gonna get!” Noah, hurry with that Ark. We were flooded!

Next: So Many Cocks … So Little Time.

rm_mwm34 48M

9/11/2005 3:39 pm

Again, sorry to hear your experience with Sam was so downright awful. I would certainly like to be your boytoy, and you can see my photos for yourself on my profile. All I ask is the opportunity to let you get to know me. And see what happens.....

CutupScrodJibes 62M
1 post
9/13/2005 5:09 am

I'm embarassed for you that you had to endure such clod that was unattentive to your needs. It's men like that that give the rest of us a bad reputation. What was he thinking? As I look at her picture I think of how sexy she looks and how lucky I would be to have the oppertunity to be given the chance to please her completely. I hope that that day does arrive and I have the chance to help erase Sam forher mind totally.

rm_joeyrenn 65M

9/13/2005 6:16 am



9/13/2005 1:12 pm

I am scared now. i have read your profile and blogs often. i imagined me being the one that could hopefully help you two. I believe I have a great cock, the will, the want, the ability, and the desire to please women. I have great oral and finger skills (also a thumb trick to rub the g spot).

I am a great person, caring, loving not rude. I am heavier though and now I feel I have zero chance. My feelings would not be hurt if we were to meet and wasnt up to your standards.

rm_ChagrinFalls 65M
3 posts
9/13/2005 5:23 pm

I can't wait for the next installment! After reading your article “Can you beat this?” about being in a sexless marriage for 11 years, and then your experience with Sam, I am glad that you still put up with guys. Your current husband must be one very special and very lucky guy.

1funguy59 57M

9/17/2005 12:02 pm

I'm definitely going to follow this Blog until I see a happy ending. There's lots of us guys who would go to great lengths to be Sam for you both. I think you're right what you're doing now telling the guy up front want plans you have. After reading your profile and Blog I'm all the more interested in meeting you both. Just tell me when.

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