So Many Cocks ... So Little Time  

CantonOhCouple 60M/60F
370 posts
9/21/2005 4:49 pm

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So Many Cocks ... So Little Time


As we mentioned in our last blog (Wanted, Married White Male), we decided to join AdultFriendFinder for a six month trial period to see if there were any available, well-endowed males interested in playing a starring role in our fantasies. We wanted to find a special sexy boy toy to suck, play with, and fuss over. Our expectations were modest. We anticipated a few winks and a trickle of e-mail suitors.

After posting our profile, uploading a few of our favorite photos from our private album, and answering the “extra questions”, we felt a sense of accomplishment and anticipation. “Let’s check back in a week and see if anyone is interested in us”, we said to each other, while we hit the search engine looking for a few good … well, you get the picture.

Wait. You’ve got mail! What a surprise, an e-mail already. We read and pondered every word, checked his profile, looked at his pictures. We were in lust … Wait. You’ve got mail! Another e-mail! Wow, this place is hopping. Quickly, we checked out the new stats. Wait. You’ve got mail! This time 5 additional e-mails popped into the inbox.

What’s going on? Is there a neon sign some place? … “Fresh Meat!” Later we learned about “New Matches” and “Cupid Settings”. But at the time we were frankly bewildered as another 7 e-mails slid into the inbox.

Exhausted from email overload, we went to bed, convinced it would slow down tomorrow. We woke to find 15 more emails in our backlog. Ok, it would slow down by the end of the week. Nope. Surely it would trickle off after another weekend? Nope. We had more mail. This venture started out as a lark; suddenly we needed a social secretary to handle all of the invitations. (Hmm, wonder how to word that ad?)

We soon learned some basic facts of life on AdultFriendFinder. First, there is a LOT of men on this site. Two, the men vastly outnumber women and couples are even scarcer. Although we wanted to believe our sexy pictures drew the crowd it was the laws of supply and demand that made us a “hot” commodity. And, remember, we were advertising for a “married” guy. Some guys had to have wept with joy when they read our profile. Then wrote us: Pick Me! Pick Me! The “married” requirement certainly increased our drawing power.

As we perused the pile of erotic email and cock shots we thought “who has time for sex?” We had to get organized, and soon. But first we went to bed. All these horny men were making us insatiably horny!

After we crawled naked out of bed the next morning to check the website for more mail (“Honey, did you remember to turn the web cam off?”, we agreed every suitor deserved a sincere and polite response, even if the gentleman was not a good match. Second, we decided the gentleman had to strike both our fancies which helped to cut down the amount of time spent kibitzing. We set up email folders to help sort through the fantasy land of opportunities and took turns working through the triple digit-email backlog.

Just as we thought we had a handle on our inbox, we discovered network invitations. Another policy decision. Reject the invitation and risk offending some-one? Or, accept them all and risk looking as if we were going down on the entire crew of the Titanic? After discussing this decision at length, we decided to simply decline network invitations. No hard feelings, we hope, but we had enough things to manage just keeping up with the mail.

But what about winks? Wink back? Pretend we didn’t notice? We realized that for many men in a sexless marriage with a controlling spouse, buying a silver or gold membership could be risky if not impossible. For these “standard” members winks are their only hope of attracting our attention. Seemed like cruelty to us. They can feast their eyes on dessert but can’t ask for the entrĂ©e … More policy discussions. So, we agreed to check out the winks every so often, especially winks from the disenfranchised. Who knows, we might get lucky and find that special play toy buried in the depths of standard membership!

This brings us (and our blog) to real time. We whipped the paper-work. And, in our first few weeks in AdultFriendFinder land, we met some very special and delightful men and discovered the joys of blogging. We primped up for a few dates, exchanged erotic e-mails, laughed a lot, and enjoyed some great sex in anticipation of the big day.

Only one thing left to do, and that’s do it!

We’ll keep you posted. More to cum.

Next: What to do, what to do ...

OhioNiceGuy1122 65M
21 posts
9/21/2005 6:20 pm

Well, I knew men outnumbered the women/couples, but jeez, I didn't know it was so lopsided. By the way, thanks for your polite response. Although I don't belong to the "disenfranchised," (how wonderfully democratic of you!) I do realize I am in a very large group. This appears to be the favorite fantasy of many attached men ... to play with a couple, even both of them! I know it is my recurring fantasy. But I do wonder how many guys are going to feign male-male curiousity/interest to get to the lovely lady? For myself, I am equally interested.


1funguy59 57M

9/21/2005 7:11 pm

You must be the most honest and considerate couple in this entire network. Thanks for that.


DaveinOhio1953 105M

9/22/2005 3:36 pm

I ahve really enjoyed the e-mails that were reurned by you, and really showed concern for some of the personal issues I am working through at the moment. Good Luck in your search and finding the match you are seeking.


rm_nr1987 62M

9/23/2005 6:33 am

Thanks for the candid comments on your experiences so far. You really are a great help to other newcomers and very good writers.


rm_mwm34 48M

9/23/2005 5:38 pm

Your honesty and sincerity are unmatched. You guys have class, charm, charisma, and a great attitide. I am so glad that I may be one of the "chosen". I can't wait for our "first date"


CantonOhCouple 60M/60F
553 posts
9/24/2005 7:08 pm

It has been interesting. And the truth is that we've probably said "no thanks" or "not yet" to some interesting, thoughtful, and wonderful lovers along the way. Which is why we think that a polite reponse is the best way to keep the lines of commuication open.


HandyGuy2004 57M
5 posts
9/29/2005 7:10 pm

Hey, I qualify under the disenfranchised rule!!!


Dreamcatchers55 67M/62F
6 posts
9/30/2005 11:45 am

So, are you still only looking for married men..and have you had very much dicussion about finding friendship and sex in other couples...many but not all are bi-couples....or one half is bi... though it seem more bi-ladies in couples then men.

Well, good luck.... watch out for the mushroom... someone who knows the outdoors should have told you not to eat wild mushrooms.


CantonOhCouple 60M/60F
553 posts
10/3/2005 6:49 pm

Our basic approach is the same, although we would love to make friends with other couples, if only to swap stories.


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