Cockyright Infringement  

CantonOhCouple 60M/60F
370 posts
9/24/2005 10:00 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Cockyright Infringement

A funny thing happened shortly after we joined AdultFriendFinder and posted our porn shots. We were taking a peek at the members who viewed us and my cock winked at me.

I know what you are thinking and that’s not it. Besides, I stopped doing pot in the 70’s and the acid flashbacks have stopped, well mostly. But there it was, winking at us. Nah couldn’t be. Looked again. Damn, that guy’s penis looks familiar. I unzipped and took a close look at the original. What a minute, that IS my cock!

“Honey,” I yelled, “you won’t believe this, but someone has stolen my cock!” “You’re right”, she said after a quick glance at the member’s member, “that’s you.” (Wife’s do tend to know, you know). “What are you going to do about it?”

After we stopped laughing, we decided a polite request to cease and desist was the first logical step. But after that? Hmm, how does one protect one’s privates from penile piracy? Not something you run across often, maybe we should write and ask Miss Manners for her advice on the matter. In the end we sent the thief the following email:

Dear Cock Stealer

“Truly, we are flattered.

After all, it’s not often a man's cock is the subject of reproduction without permission.

However, there are limits. And one of them is that each man must live with what ever nature endowed. Falsely passing off another's as one's own is frowned upon. After all, sooner or later the truth will come out.

So please, let our penis go and remove it from your profile immediately.”


It worked. The gentleman was very apologetic. He explained he was uploading photos to his profile and accidentally uploaded my photo instead of his own. But then, it makes you wonder, why was my cock on his hard drive in the first place? And why didn’t he notice the mistake? I mean, cum on man, a man knows his penis.

But it raises another question. Who knows if the cock shot goes with the man? Maybe that gorgeous 8” cock was stolen. Mine was. Just goes to show, the fella that said “pictures don’t lie” hadn’t heard of PhotoShop.

Is it live or is it Memorex? Time will surely tell….

Next: Life’s Mysteries, Inquiring Minds

vengeur 41M
836 posts
9/24/2005 11:33 am

To "protect one’s privates from penile piracy", may I suggest what some others on this site have tried?

It's called digital watermarking, and with it, one can superimpose something such as, "Property of...", or perhaps just one's respective profile name. I think this is another nice thing that can be achieved with Photoshop.

DaveinOhio1953 105M

9/24/2005 1:40 pm

LOL, I have heard of this happening before, and probably by someone that would never meet anyone in person. Just a guy wanting his ego stroked. Maybe you just need to be glad it has not shown up for sale on E-Bay.Maybe I am lucky to have a smaller cock, nobody else wants to claim it as a hung member, LOL

CantonOhCouple 60M/60F
553 posts
9/24/2005 6:56 pm

Oh good point "vengeur". We've noticed that in a few photos and didn't make the connection before. Now to design a "watermark". More fun!

vengeur 41M
836 posts
9/24/2005 8:55 pm

My cock seems to get plenty of attention on this site, so it would not surprise me if I too, am a victim of "penile piracy" at this very moment.

OhioNiceGuy1122 65M
21 posts
9/25/2005 11:20 am

What a hoot! That opens up an array of amusing scenarios ... a lawsuit? Presenting evidence? Character witnesses? And then there's the legal remedy ... lol! By the way, I'm NOT a lawyer, just somebody with (perhaps) an overactive imagination ... but then, perhaps you knew this ... ?


9/25/2005 12:30 pm

That is the most bizarre thing I've ever heard. I was aware of the use of the same face and or full body. That is one of the ways that I spot the akes on this site. But for am man to steal another mans dick just takes the cake.


9/25/2005 5:26 pm

Use tat's like they do on dogs. Of course some might need smaller print and less numbers than others.

rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
9/26/2005 1:31 am

Hence the term, hard drive. At least in his case.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
9/27/2005 9:44 pm

ok, heres what i wanna know. since the *cough* mistake has been corrected, has he replaced it with a picture of his own? and how did the replacement *ahem* measure up? Inquiring Minds wanna know

CantonOhCouple 60M/60F
553 posts
9/28/2005 4:47 pm

Yes, SJ, it was replaced. And, the new, improved version more than measured up. Your guess is as good as ours.

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