Things Men Know About Women  

CandyKissBaby 60F
1919 posts
7/21/2006 7:23 am

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Things Men Know About Women


Someone (thanks hon) sent me a joke that goes like this:

The Top Ten Things Men Know "FOR SURE" About Women

1.
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8.
9.
10. They have boobs.

Lol... ok, so i'm picking on you guys a little, but this got me to thinking & wondering just how much you guys know 'for sure' about us women!

Any of you brave souls want to try & list what you know?

candykiss XoXo

rm_shaveclean2 56M/42F
691 posts
7/21/2006 8:50 am

NICE!!!

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GraspCrownRusts 46M
780 posts
7/21/2006 9:04 am

9. Women overanalyze - men aren't that complicated
8. They look good naked
7. They look good clothed
6. They smell better than men
5. They taste good
4. They come with built-in entertainment - boobs
3. Any one woman could toy with any man, any time
2. They hold men to a higher standard - clean laundry
1. If it wasn't for women, there'd just be a bunch of guys playing and watching sports all day because we wouldn't need jobs...


buddhamike 105M
7006 posts
7/21/2006 9:12 am

They all have boobs? Now there is one thing I know. I always thought, most have boobs and all have a pussy. (used to think I knew two things, seems both were wrong) lol


rm_joeyrenn 65M

7/21/2006 9:21 am

I am not to sure about anything because women can change from feeling one way to the next LOL All women are different. HOw about they like great sex. And most of them have alot of feeling. There more mature then men that's got to be #1 am I right on that one love?


PandorasBoxxxx 105F
10040 posts
7/21/2006 10:06 am

love that joke!

Teenagers are god's punishment for having sex!!

Pan


rm_lawrence175 61M

7/21/2006 10:06 am

1. Strong need to nurture.
2. Ability to take both sides of a disagreement.
3. Understand emotions.
4. Very emotional.
5. Generally kind to everyone, if they deserve it or not.
6. Sexy at the drop of a hat, out of the mood just as quick if you say or do the wrong thing.
7. always ready to talk out a problem
8. Always ready to tell there significant other where they went wrong.
9. Generally like kids.
10. They have boobs..........Yeah!


dimplesfouryou 45F
24690 posts
7/21/2006 2:35 pm

Love it!

Dimps


playtime44uandi 52M
6545 posts
7/22/2006 12:37 am

All I know is every one of them is different, many things can be generalized about ladies as a whole, but each one is a bit different & thats whats confusing..... um... I mean fun!!!

~We'll Leave The Light On~


LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
7/22/2006 6:48 pm

I would...but what was true yesterday may not be today...that "subject to change without notice" thing...


bigdaddy71365 51M

7/22/2006 7:47 pm

(1) women are always right

(2) women win most arguments

(3) men need women more than women need men!!

(4) women are very intelligant ?

(5) women can piss a man off quicker than anything!!

(6) women are more beutifull on the inside, than outside!!

(7) women like to be held, carressed , teased, made love to for hours!!!!!!!!!!!!

( women are just plain sexy!!!!!

(9) there is a lot more to a woman than "BOOBS", but i love BOOBIES!!

(10) they have small boobs, medium boobs, big boobs, who cares i just like "BOOBIES" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!


utbucky 49M
163 posts
7/24/2006 10:18 am

10)they have boobs
9)they have boobs
they have boobs
7)they have boobs
6)they have boobs
5)they have boobs
4)they have boobs
3)they have boobs
2)they have boobs
1) I LOVE YOUR BOOBS


somethingelse40 74M
14676 posts
8/5/2006 12:40 pm

Don't they have other private parts too?


CandyKissBaby 60F

8/6/2006 5:14 pm

yeah we do! we also have great minds to match!

candykiss XoXo


somethingelse40 74M
14676 posts
8/8/2006 4:38 pm

    Quoting CandyKissBaby:
    yeah we do! we also have great minds to match!

    candykiss XoXo
It ought to be against the law for anybody to have too little of anything really good.


CandyKissBaby 60F

8/9/2006 6:37 am

    Quoting somethingelse40:
    It ought to be against the law for anybody to have too little of anything really good.
that would depend on what you considered really good, don't you think?

candykiss XoXo


somethingelse40 74M
14676 posts
8/12/2006 12:19 pm

    Quoting CandyKissBaby:
    that would depend on what you considered really good, don't you think?

    candykiss XoXo
I thought really good was universal.


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