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Just the Facts Ma'am
Just the Facts Ma'am
101 Useless Things You May want to know about me, but were afraid to find out!
1. I have a really low gag point for certain things... like cleaning up dog barf!
2. My 3 sons were all born natural, no drugs!
3. I once gave my oldest sister a banana peel wrapped up in a shoe box, for her birthday
4. My mother called me an 'imp'... me being her mischievous daughter
5. My boss called me a 'hussy'... cause I was out at the pool with a few truck drivers on a business trip, shame on me
6. I think I'm at my sexual peak.. hopefully not!
7. I'm one of 6 kids, the second daughter of 5, with my brother being the youngest
8. My parents are still married after 54 years
9. I had a pen pal in prison
10. I'll take a dog over a cat any day
11. I am left-handed
12. I love stuffed animals, especially the soft fluffy ones
13. I hate mushrooms.. gross
14. I always wanted to be a fluffer, but they never get any credit! Where's my fucking fluffer, goddammit!
15. I was fired from a job for stealing... I didn't do it, honest!
16. I have a fantasy or 2 about having a 3sum
17. I once gave a guy a bj while cruisin' down the highway
18. I love nature & sex in the park
19. I hate ketchup... yuck! but I love tomatoes
20. I don't drink & drive!
21. My favorite alcoholic drink would be cranberry juice & vodka (Three Olives Cherry)
22. I once told my teacher I was a nonconformist, when she wanted me to do what the other kids were doing.
23. I've always had this feeling that I was special, even as a little kid.
24. My houseplants die
25. I love sleeping in on weekends
26. I almost died when I was little.. scarlet or rheumatic fever
27. I'd like to donate my organs when I die
28. I have never donated blood, bloodtype is A-
29. I have broken my arm twice in the same spot, although 13 years apart
30. I get depressed in January
31. I used to fantasize I was a high priced hooker.. woooo, making big bucks
32. I was called 'chicken legs' in high school
33. Amongst my many talents, I can sew
34. I get PMS, cramps & chocolate carving with my period.. best to avoid me at that time of month
35. I was shy, naive & ditzy.. still am sometimes
36. I never had a weight problem till I got my computer... go figure!
37. I am still the smallest in my family, weigthwise
38. I sleep naked!
39. My favorite color is blue... midnight blue
40. I am a lousy housekeeper... yep, I'm a slob of sorts
41. I love to dance!
42. I hate winter & being cold.. plus all the clothes I have to wear to stay warm
43. I've lived in Northeast Ohio all my life!
44. I have one tattoo... can you guess where it is?
45. I had my belly button pierced, a midlife crisis thing when I was 44 ... it didn't take!
46. I bite my fingernails
47. My porn name is Vernique Hancock. (porn name = name of first pet & street you grew up on.)
48. I love to tan, but never used to till 2 years ago
49. I hate wearing panties & hardly wear them when I'm at home
50. I've been married longer than I've been single, to the same guy too
51. I don't like to wear jewelry, except for my earrings & anklets
52. Listening to porn makes me hot
53. I love watching a guy jerk off!
54. I am very ticklish & I hate being tickled
55. I blush easily & I hate it!
56. I love to masturbate... but that shouldn't be a surprise!
57. I don't orgasm easy from oral
58. My favorite single number is 7, can guess my favorite 2 digit number?
59. I am a good cook, but sometimes I hate cooking
60. I chipped my top front tooth at school in the 3rd grade
61. I am spiritual rather then religious
62. I'm not a very good swimmer, I can tread water & I think I could stay afloat for awhile if I needed to.
63. I'm nearsighted & I have worn contacts for over 25 years
64. I love a long hot shower & it's better to share one
65. I'd rather eat chicken or fish then steak... I can clean a chicken & fillet a fish
66. I'm a big procrastinator
67. I'm almost always late to parties & get togethers
68. I have a very sensuous & sexual mind & imagination!
69. I always swallow.. unless I deem it necessary to spit!
70. My favorite flowers are carnations, pansies & moss rose
71. I love full moons... just don't get cheeky with me!
72. I don't offend easily, but don't push me!
73. My favorite holiday is Christmas!
74. I am afraid of heights, although I do get on the roof to hang Christmas lights
75. I was bit by a spider when I was little... I'm not afraid of spiders now
76. I am an Aquarian... Peace will guide the planets. And love will steer the stars
77. I love erotic art... my favorite artist is Keith Garv
78. I used to be a 34B, before I had my sons!
79. I hate to buy shoes, but have a fantasy about shoe shopping
80. I love growing things outside
81. I once called a guy I was having sex with my the wrong name... ouch!
82. I hate music
83. I love all other kinds of music
84. I collect shot glasses & I've gotten a lot as gifts
85. I love twizzlers & chocolate covered raisins... mmm yummy
86. I hate pantyhose & haven't worn them for years... I prefer stockings
87. I have raised chickens, pigs & a cow.. I know where eggs come from, can you say 'country girl' but raised in the city, go figure
88. I can drive a standard, but prefer driving an automatic
89. Diamonds are a girls best friend, but this lady loves garnets instead!
90. I love sex, especially morning sex!
91. All of my pets die way too soon
92. I had a guy brag to his buddies that he fucked me everywhich way but loose... in his dreams!
93. I am somewhat of a perfectionist
94. I love rainbows & playing in the rain
95. My favorite day, besides hump day, is Friday!
96. I was born on a Monday... so I am fair of face
97. I love to read
98. I also love to write erotic smut.. if there is such a thing
99. I love Harleys! I wish I had gotten a ride on my son's Harley before it was totaled!
100. I had sex against my will
101. I hate lying & liars, so this is the truth, the whole truth & nothing but the truth, so help me!
doesn't take much to amuse me, huh?
10/19/2005 12:34 pm
damn candy thats alot of info....i like it......but ill just say my lucky number is 7........but we got lots in common......maybe someday ill get the guts up to tell some people like you just did.....you always have some great blogs......thx 4 the good reads !!!|
10/19/2005 12:49 pm
I love this one. Very entertaining to read. You have a great imagination.|
10/19/2005 2:41 pm
LOL, I really love your blogs, and while we're at it, I love you too.|
10/19/2005 3:22 pm
Ahh got to love us aquarians.|
10/20/2005 9:47 am
damn candy thats alot of info....i like it......but ill just say my lucky number is 7........but we got lots in common......maybe someday ill get the guts up to tell some people like you just did.....you always have some great blogs......thx 4 the good reads !!!
btw broc, you do great work with your group 'looking for a relationship'... if anyone is interested in joining a very active group, check out his, but read the rules before you join!
10/20/2005 9:51 am
I love this one. Very entertaining to read. You have a great imagination.
10/20/2005 9:56 am
LOL, I really love your blogs, and while we're at it, I love you too.
10/20/2005 10:05 am
Ahh got to love us aquarians.
10/20/2005 10:14 am
In the words of Artie Johnson of Laugh In fame, Verrrrrrry Interesting!!!!!!!!! 1. Survey says women don't reach there sexual peak till age 52. 2. Being Left handed means your in your right mind. So, what mind are right handed people in????? Being Left handed and married to one too, I'm sure I have no idea. 3. Morning sex is best, especially if it's in the park with two others. 5. Sleeping Naked and reading your blog, can't get any better then that. 6. Gotta Luv a women that hates wearing panties. Wish ny wife was that way. Wears the damn things to bed. 7. How do parents stay together so long????? 51 years for mine and still trying to figure out why???? 8. If I were wealthy, I'd hire you as a high priced hooker. Never had one of those. 9. Let's run off to someplace warm this winter and listen to porn. 10. Better go feed the dog, kicked out the cat.
lol, i'm not sure you could afford my prices, i was a really well paid hooker.. you would have to be dam wealthy
10/24/2005 10:35 pm
I always suspected you were a fascinating person, Candy. Now I know! Thanks for sharing. warm xx|
10/27/2005 5:30 am
I always suspected you were a fascinating person, Candy. Now I know! Thanks for sharing. warm xx
12/2/2005 12:39 pm
You are amazing. Let me add a couple for you; 102, You have a lot of guts to hang it all out there for us - thank you. 103, You are a very caring person - who cares about the right things. and 104, You have a lot of friends who love you.|
xoxo right back
12/8/2005 9:09 am
well thank you 7iron4fun, that was very sweet of you to add those to my list, i wouldn't have added them.. don't want to seem to conceited or anything, especiallly the part that i am amazing! lol thanks again hon|
it does sort of amaze me that this post from october is still being read!