Just the Facts Ma'am  

CandyKissBaby 60F
1919 posts
10/19/2005 11:23 am

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10/6/2006 6:35 am

Just the Facts Ma'am


101 Useless Things You May want to know about me, but were afraid to find out!

1. I have a really low gag point for certain things... like cleaning up dog barf!

2. My 3 sons were all born natural, no drugs!

3. I once gave my oldest sister a banana peel wrapped up in a shoe box, for her birthday

4. My mother called me an 'imp'... me being her mischievous daughter

5. My boss called me a 'hussy'... cause I was out at the pool with a few truck drivers on a business trip, shame on me

6. I think I'm at my sexual peak.. hopefully not!

7. I'm one of 6 kids, the second daughter of 5, with my brother being the youngest

8. My parents are still married after 54 years

9. I had a pen pal in prison

10. I'll take a dog over a cat any day

11. I am left-handed

12. I love stuffed animals, especially the soft fluffy ones

13. I hate mushrooms.. gross

14. I always wanted to be a fluffer, but they never get any credit! Where's my fucking fluffer, goddammit!

15. I was fired from a job for stealing... I didn't do it, honest!

16. I have a fantasy or 2 about having a 3sum

17. I once gave a guy a bj while cruisin' down the highway

18. I love nature & sex in the park

19. I hate ketchup... yuck! but I love tomatoes

20. I don't drink & drive!

21. My favorite alcoholic drink would be cranberry juice & vodka (Three Olives Cherry)

22. I once told my teacher I was a nonconformist, when she wanted me to do what the other kids were doing.

23. I've always had this feeling that I was special, even as a little kid.

24. My houseplants die

25. I love sleeping in on weekends

26. I almost died when I was little.. scarlet or rheumatic fever

27. I'd like to donate my organs when I die

28. I have never donated blood, bloodtype is A-

29. I have broken my arm twice in the same spot, although 13 years apart

30. I get depressed in January

31. I used to fantasize I was a high priced hooker.. woooo, making big bucks

32. I was called 'chicken legs' in high school

33. Amongst my many talents, I can sew

34. I get PMS, cramps & chocolate carving with my period.. best to avoid me at that time of month

35. I was shy, naive & ditzy.. still am sometimes

36. I never had a weight problem till I got my computer... go figure!

37. I am still the smallest in my family, weigthwise

38. I sleep naked!

39. My favorite color is blue... midnight blue

40. I am a lousy housekeeper... yep, I'm a slob of sorts

41. I love to dance!

42. I hate winter & being cold.. plus all the clothes I have to wear to stay warm

43. I've lived in Northeast Ohio all my life!

44. I have one tattoo... can you guess where it is?

45. I had my belly button pierced, a midlife crisis thing when I was 44 ... it didn't take!

46. I bite my fingernails

47. My porn name is Vernique Hancock. (porn name = name of first pet & street you grew up on.)

48. I love to tan, but never used to till 2 years ago

49. I hate wearing panties & hardly wear them when I'm at home

50. I've been married longer than I've been single, to the same guy too

51. I don't like to wear jewelry, except for my earrings & anklets

52. Listening to porn makes me hot

53. I love watching a guy jerk off!

54. I am very ticklish & I hate being tickled

55. I blush easily & I hate it!

56. I love to masturbate... but that shouldn't be a surprise!

57. I don't orgasm easy from oral

58. My favorite single number is 7, can guess my favorite 2 digit number?

59. I am a good cook, but sometimes I hate cooking

60. I chipped my top front tooth at school in the 3rd grade

61. I am spiritual rather then religious

62. I'm not a very good swimmer, I can tread water & I think I could stay afloat for awhile if I needed to.

63. I'm nearsighted & I have worn contacts for over 25 years

64. I love a long hot shower & it's better to share one

65. I'd rather eat chicken or fish then steak... I can clean a chicken & fillet a fish

66. I'm a big procrastinator

67. I'm almost always late to parties & get togethers

68. I have a very sensuous & sexual mind & imagination!

69. I always swallow.. unless I deem it necessary to spit!

70. My favorite flowers are carnations, pansies & moss rose

71. I love full moons... just don't get cheeky with me!

72. I don't offend easily, but don't push me!

73. My favorite holiday is Christmas!

74. I am afraid of heights, although I do get on the roof to hang Christmas lights

75. I was bit by a spider when I was little... I'm not afraid of spiders now

76. I am an Aquarian... Peace will guide the planets. And love will steer the stars

77. I love erotic art... my favorite artist is Keith Garv

78. I used to be a 34B, before I had my sons!

79. I hate to buy shoes, but have a fantasy about shoe shopping

80. I love growing things outside

81. I once called a guy I was having sex with my the wrong name... ouch!

82. I hate music

83. I love all other kinds of music

84. I collect shot glasses & I've gotten a lot as gifts

85. I love twizzlers & chocolate covered raisins... mmm yummy

86. I hate pantyhose & haven't worn them for years... I prefer stockings

87. I have raised chickens, pigs & a cow.. I know where eggs come from, can you say 'country girl' but raised in the city, go figure

88. I can drive a standard, but prefer driving an automatic

89. Diamonds are a girls best friend, but this lady loves garnets instead!

90. I love sex, especially morning sex!

91. All of my pets die way too soon

92. I had a guy brag to his buddies that he fucked me everywhich way but loose... in his dreams!

93. I am somewhat of a perfectionist

94. I love rainbows & playing in the rain

95. My favorite day, besides hump day, is Friday!

96. I was born on a Monday... so I am fair of face

97. I love to read

98. I also love to write erotic smut.. if there is such a thing

99. I love Harleys! I wish I had gotten a ride on my son's Harley before it was totaled!

100. I had sex against my will

101. I hate lying & liars, so this is the truth, the whole truth & nothing but the truth, so help me!

kiss XoXo

doesn't take much to amuse me, huh?

BROC817 44M

10/19/2005 12:34 pm

damn candy thats alot of info....i like it......but ill just say my lucky number is 7........but we got lots in common......maybe someday ill get the guts up to tell some people like you just did.....you always have some great blogs......thx 4 the good reads !!!

BROC817


rm_vegasmanjkc 61M

10/19/2005 12:49 pm

I love this one. Very entertaining to read. You have a great imagination.


realmom2 58M/50F

10/19/2005 2:41 pm

LOL, I really love your blogs, and while we're at it, I love you too.


satnitespecl 58M
1293 posts
10/19/2005 3:22 pm

Ahh got to love us aquarians.


CandyKissBaby 60F

10/20/2005 9:47 am

    Quoting BROC817:
    damn candy thats alot of info....i like it......but ill just say my lucky number is 7........but we got lots in common......maybe someday ill get the guts up to tell some people like you just did.....you always have some great blogs......thx 4 the good reads !!!

    BROC817
thanks broc817... i'd love to read yours if & when you do it. i don't know about having great blogs... but it's good therapy to get stuff off my chest sometimes

kiss XoXo

btw broc, you do great work with your group 'looking for a relationship'... if anyone is interested in joining a very active group, check out his, but read the rules before you join!


CandyKissBaby 60F

10/20/2005 9:51 am

    Quoting rm_vegasmanjkc:
    I love this one. Very entertaining to read. You have a great imagination.
thanks vegasman, it's nic eto know i didn't bore the crap out of some of you

kiss XoXo


CandyKissBaby 60F

10/20/2005 9:56 am

    Quoting realmom2:
    LOL, I really love your blogs, and while we're at it, I love you too.
thanks realmom2, i have enjoyed reading your blog also & mmm do i feel the love

kiss XoXo


CandyKissBaby 60F

10/20/2005 10:05 am

thanks satnite... aquarians rule! plus we are never boring, or so it says

kiss XoXo


CandyKissBaby 60F

10/20/2005 10:14 am

    Quoting rm_luv2fuc50:
    In the words of Artie Johnson of Laugh In fame, Verrrrrrry Interesting!!!!!!!!! 1. Survey says women don't reach there sexual peak till age 52. 2. Being Left handed means your in your right mind. So, what mind are right handed people in????? Being Left handed and married to one too, I'm sure I have no idea. 3. Morning sex is best, especially if it's in the park with two others. 5. Sleeping Naked and reading your blog, can't get any better then that. 6. Gotta Luv a women that hates wearing panties. Wish ny wife was that way. Wears the damn things to bed. 7. How do parents stay together so long????? 51 years for mine and still trying to figure out why???? 8. If I were wealthy, I'd hire you as a high priced hooker. Never had one of those. 9. Let's run off to someplace warm this winter and listen to porn. 10. Better go feed the dog, kicked out the cat.
wow luv2fuc50, nice info hon, thanks for trading some
lol, i'm not sure you could afford my prices, i was a really well paid hooker.. you would have to be dam wealthy

kiss XoXo


warmandsexy52 64M
13164 posts
10/24/2005 10:35 pm

I always suspected you were a fascinating person, Candy. Now I know! Thanks for sharing. warm xx


CandyKissBaby 60F

10/27/2005 5:30 am

    Quoting warmandsexy52:
    I always suspected you were a fascinating person, Candy. Now I know! Thanks for sharing. warm xx
thanks warm, what a very nice compliment i don't think any one of those facts would be fascinating by itself, but put 101 random ones together & it could be somewhat interesting

kiss XoXo


rm_7iron4fun 62M

12/2/2005 12:39 pm

You are amazing. Let me add a couple for you; 102, You have a lot of guts to hang it all out there for us - thank you. 103, You are a very caring person - who cares about the right things. and 104, You have a lot of friends who love you.

xoxo right back


CandyKissBaby 60F

12/8/2005 9:09 am

well thank you 7iron4fun, that was very sweet of you to add those to my list, i wouldn't have added them.. don't want to seem to conceited or anything, especiallly the part that i am amazing! lol thanks again hon

it does sort of amaze me that this post from october is still being read!

kiss XoXo


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