The Onion  

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7/25/2005 10:52 pm

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The Onion

Oh gees, the greatest newspaper ever. They have an article called, "I am a Fucked Up Babe Magnet". It describes a friend of mine perfectly. TLC - Time-release Lithium Capsule. LOL.

SO I am way late for my schedule. I hate working an early shift. Does not work well for a night owl. I'm going to have to get out of this habit. I'm awake, then I get three hours sleep, and feel like crap at work. Yes, I know, Whaaa. It's my fault, but I am addicted to staying up for the last chat, tv show, chapter, whatever. There is always an excuse.

What is your ideal first date? Do you really expect to get everything at first meet?

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