Two Mexicans, and the Bacon Tree  

CB_2 51F
8302 posts
8/17/2006 5:33 am

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8/19/2006 2:59 pm

Two Mexicans, and the Bacon Tree

Please don't tell me to be politically correct and avoid stereoptypes - I'll tell you now, I nicked this joke because it's so bloody funny!

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death.

They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden...

"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I is sure of eet."

"Si, Luis, eet smells like bacon to meee".

So, with renewed strength, they struggle off up the next sand dune and there, in the distance, is a tree, just loaded with bacon. There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon...every imaginable kind of cured pig meat you can imagine!!

"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Eees a bacon tree".

"Luis, are sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the desert, don' forget".

"Pepe, when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smeell of bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree".

And with that...Luis races towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine gun opens up, and Luis is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is mortally wounded but, true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe with his dying breath.

"Pepe...go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree"

"Luis, Luis mi amigo...what ees eet?"

"Pepe...ees not a bacon tree....


Ees, a Ham Bush"

Blogito ergo sum.

rm_smosmof2 67M
3240 posts
8/17/2006 8:07 am

Boo!... (internal agony brought on by a confrontation with a bad pun.....)

CB_2 replies on 8/18/2006 1:01 pm:
Sorry, smosmof. Smack my hand.

IrishKev 40M
1523 posts
8/17/2006 8:42 am

Haha we all have to deal with sterotypes but they sometimes make jokes even funnier

CB_2 replies on 8/17/2006 9:49 am:
Did I tell you the one about the Englishman, the Irishman and the Scotsman?

Whoops, better not!

IrishKev 40M
1523 posts
8/17/2006 12:05 pm

I've probably heard them all...we just turn them around now

CB_2 replies on 8/17/2006 1:48 pm:
Actually, one of my favourites is the 9 men and one women who are inexplicably left hanging on a rope from a plane, and the plane is losing height. The pilot advises them that they are just above the weight limit, and someone will have to let go.

There is a long pause, and finally the woman gives an impassioned speech about how much more important than her the men are, and so she volunteers to throw herself to her death to save them.

All nine men clap at her bravery.....

warmandsexy52 64M
13164 posts
8/18/2006 12:13 pm

Fancy those poor mexicans meating up with baddies like that.....


warm xx

CB_2 replies on 8/18/2006 1:00 pm:
Oh, and that's not a groan in a good way!

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