According to maverick1255, my Cake Personality reveals:
"Lemon Meringue - Smooth, sexy and articulate with your hands, you are an excellent after-dinner speaker and a good teacher. But don't try to walk and chew gum at the same time. A bit of a diva at times, but you have many friends."
Scarily accurate, apart from the fact that I'd never try and chew gum any time, let alone while doing something else. I'm so poor at multi-tasking, you know, that I forget to talk during phone sex if my hands are busy....
Now, before that distracts you completely, don't forget to check out my blog (especially those filthy, filthy stories ) ...
Oh, and if you're thinking about sex, please read Just fucking fuck me, already.. It encapsulates my thoughts and wishes very clearly.
This is a drama-free zone. Fakes, multiprofilers and people who write nasty comments about other people will not find a forum here.
Jul 19, 2008 8:05 am Mood: Grammatically Nazi, 699 Views
Use fewer to describe countable things. Use less to describe uncountable quantities, collective amounts, and degree. These terms are not interchangeable.
If you can substitute much as the modifier, then use less; if you can substitute many, use fewer.
Look at some examples:
Fewer law suits result in less litigation
Although sand may be technically countable, no one ever does; hence, the less sand we find in our beach bag, the better.
The estate is valued at less than a million dollars. (Consider “a million dollars” a collective noun unless you plan to count specific dollar bills.)
And point of view can complicate the issue:
Do I have fewer or less children than you? If children is an amount in my mind, then I should use less; if I mean children as a number of distinct individuals, then I should use fewer.
Does Option A have fewer or less advantages than Option B? If the advantages are fewer in number, use fewer. If they are less in degree, then use less.
Sorry, Leanne, but you just pressed my Grammatical Nazi button! Trust me, you are not alone.
I gave my Dad a mobile phone, so he's contactable when travelling. Well, he never is because he doesn't turn it on until he wants to phone someone.
And we've already established that he needs repeated lessons on how to pick up voicemail messages, let alone texts.
I've tried to explain the point of a mobile to him, but I think he fears being bombarded by Viagra ads if he turns it on, so he keeps phone interaction to a minimum. 10p a month, tops, I kid you not.
And yet, he has gone to the trouble of buying a little belt strap holster thing that holds his mobile close to him at all times. In case he should need it in a hurry, I guess.
Whether he'll be able to remember how to use it when he gets it out is a different matter entirely!
Thanks to this post, New test? , I have been looking at my own keywords.
Not surprisingly, love was top of the list, with an astonishing 206,000+ instances.
Obviously, I've never written that word that many times in my life. I'd have RSI if I had. So I looked a little more deeply into how this function works.
I should use quote marks round that word: "works." I think it is yet another instance of Adult FriendFinder doing some very specious statistics.
I think - if it is actually doing any kind of calculation and not just guessing on the spot - that it totals up keywords from everyone who visits your blog, regardless of whether or not they post.
I mean, look at the ten least popular (way back on page 32! ) keywords for my blog....
head gel(1) recreational swinging(1) trinogamous(1) arousal gel(1) pregnant fetish(1) physical monogamy(1) autosuck vagina(1) awaken the bacon(1) wet fetish(1) sex and water(1)
I don't even know what trinogamous and autosuck vagina mean, but you can guarantee I'll be looking them up in just a second! And I can't imagine what swinging could be, if not recreational.
PS Regarding my Nipples post, it was an experiment to see if a short post on a subject with a sexually attractive heading would generate more interest. Given that I've had 88 views and 14 replies (of which 7 are from complete strangers) in the 5 hours since it has been live, I think the answer's a resounding yes.
Rubens5552 today posted a list of the attributes she seeks in a partner: [post 1504197].
Go and take a look. I'd say it works for both sexes, more or less.
It's a great list, and one I agree with wholeheartedly.
However, I do have one major issue with it: surely, anyone who meets all 20 criteria is unlikely to be single? They will already have been snapped up long before they hit 40.
Certainly, you have to ask why a man in his 30s or 40s has never married, if that is the case. Very often, the more you get to know someone, the easier it is to see why.
But also, you have to ask why they have divorced, if that is the situation, as it more commonly is.
I have been talking about MNM recently, and you could be forgiven for thinking he is perfect. But he is human, and he is divorced.
I am having to learn about his failings as a human being (as he will have to learn about mine, in due course), because they do exist. It would be unreasonable of me to assume that they did not.
Far better to go in with an open mind and say "OK, what are the issues here, so I can decide how serious they are?" than to imagine he meets Rubens' list perfectly. Until you find out by accident one day what his weakness is....
What do you think?
Do you expect to find someone perfect?
Are you perfect yourself?
And - if not - how easily do you admit to your flaws?
For reference, I hugely respect MNM coming clean so early on, in response to a couple of probing questions from me. That doesn't make his issues into our issues. It just means I know what to be on the lookout for.
Sadly for him, he has no idea what to look out for with me. Yet.
Recently, the subject of knife crime has dominated the UK media, and is the subject of serious concern at government levels. I suppose it is our equivalent of gun control.
Anyway, one of our newspapers obviously decided that it wasn't an interesting enough topic. Instead, Max Mosley, head of UK formula 1 racing, launched a court case against The News of the World for their reporting of an S&M session of his, which they claimed had a Nazi theme.
MM does not deny that he is into bottom smacking, whips, bondage and the like. In fact, it's been an interest of his for years, rather like some people collect stamps, I suppose! It's the fact that the paper claimed a fascist theme (his father was a notorious Fascist in the 1930s) that bothers him.
The dominatrix who filmed the sex session and sold the story was the wife of an agent of MI5. The security service says it had nothing to do with the secret filming.
Yeah right, guys. Like we believe that!
What I find fascinating is that he was prepared to launch this case, knowing the massive degree of publicity it would generate amongst the prurient public. Having said that, he did get a vote of confidence from the FIA (the body governing motor racing, of which he is president) in Extraordinary General Meeting first.
1. You scan the new posts lists and already know which of the bloggers have their posts set to "friends only."
2. Your 9 year old son glances across and from 10 feet away says "Get off your blog!"
3. You're always the first to comment when there's a new post on one of your watched blogs.
4. You recognise when a blogger has nicked an e-mail joke from someone else on Adult FriendFinder, because you saw the earlier version go live previously.
5. Your house is in desperate need of tidying before your Dad arrives for his annual visit at the end of the week. And you've been thinking that same thought about the same mess for the last three weeks.
Regular readers may recall this post: [post 1466906].
I gave him the opportunity to get back to me when he had dealt with his "family emergency," and in fact hid that post for a while, so I did not reveal my doubts on Adult FriendFinder.
About a week afterwards, I texted him to check all was ok. No reply back.
This evening, I noticed suddenly that he was no longer in my list of friends on Face.book, though he is still on Face.book. No idea when he took himself off my list of friends.
Now, I've just checked on Adult FriendFinder and his profile is no longer listed at all.
I'm guessing the family emergency which came up was a Significant Other he had not previously disclosed and who had found out about his extra curricular activities. And I presume the date that was delayed is now officially cancelled (though I cancelled it in my mind a long time ago anyway).
Jul 12, 2008 10:54 am Mood: Exhausted and smiling, 673 Views
Let's just say, it was not a disappointment. I shall be smiling for a long long time, I think.
Apparently he does love cunnilingus and feuille de rose as much as he claimed to. Swoon.
And, as an added joke, he cooked lunch and garnished it with a tomato peel made into a rose, just to remind me of my rosebud.
At one point, with both of us buried in each other's nethers, I heard him say something (muffled in my muff!), which he had to repeat once he briefly broke free.
Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...
a) Innovative b) Preliminary c) Proliferation d) Cinnamon
Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...
a) Specificity b) British Constitution c) Passive-aggressive disorder d) Transubstantiate
Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...
a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you. b) Nope, no more booze for me. c) Sorry, but you're not really my type. d) No kebab for me, thank you. e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight? f) I'm not interested in fighting you. g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing. h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool. i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street. j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
) ...
But he is human, and he is divorced.
