According to maverick1255, my Cake Personality reveals:
"Lemon Meringue - Smooth, sexy and articulate with your hands, you are an excellent after-dinner speaker and a good teacher. But don't try to walk and chew gum at the same time. A bit of a diva at times, but you have many friends."
Scarily accurate, apart from the fact that I'd never try and chew gum any time, let alone while doing something else. I'm so poor at multi-tasking, you know, that I forget to talk during phone sex if my hands are busy....
Now, before that distracts you completely, don't forget to check out my blog (especially those filthy, filthy stories ) ...
Oh, and if you're thinking about sex, please read Just fucking fuck me, already.. It encapsulates my thoughts and wishes very clearly.
This is a drama-free zone. Fakes, multiprofilers and people who write nasty comments about other people will not find a forum here.
Remember my neighbour who was ill sometime between our visit last summer and this? I've always had a bit of a crush on him.
Actually, The Farmer - fiction is supposedly fiction but is 100% true (apart from his name). He has always made me pretty breathless. He is Tom Cruise with height. Lush just doesn't cover it, even though I also know he is quite vain (his bathroom is very metrosexual, and he has scales in front of a cheval mirror; plus his choice of clothes is always very carefully modish).
Yesterday I saw him for the first time this trip - he came past in his tractor, screeched to a halt and jumped out to say hello.
At this point I am normally a puddle in my pants, with a blush all over my face. He's always been too polite (or self-absorbed!) to notice. Or maybe it's a reaction he gets from all the women he meets - entirely possible.
Anyway, the curious thing is that, since having heard about his brush with cancer (in his glands, apparently - there's a 2" scar on his neck from the surgery), I don't have that same reaction to him at all.
In fact, I was all mother hen, clucking over the way his beautiful jet back hair is now greyer and much shorter as it grows back after the chemo/radio. I may have imagined it, but it may have been him that blushed at that.
How odd, to have spent the last 3 years all tongue tied around him, and now to be suddenly cured of it. I can't say I'm unhappy about that. Was it just the fact that he proved he was an ordinary mortal after all that did it? I wonder.
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