Wear sunscreen...  

ByteChaser2 52M
2834 posts
9/1/2005 7:29 am

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Wear sunscreen...

Ok, so I cranked up my eye-toons this morning, set it on party shuffle and the first thing up was Baz Luhrmann's commencement address - you know the one, about everyone and his Aunt's second cousins former college roommate's heard it... I was going to post it in it's entirety but ya know... There's more going on up in my cranium than that...

So, just a few little snippets and chunks as I meander through todays offering. Sound like a plan?

"Do one thing, every day, that scares you."

You know what really scares me? Not death, not failure... not even that really ugly ogre that used to hide under my bed. Being alone... That really scares me. Because being alone ensures that no one will see who I am and remember me when I'm gone back to the cosmic dust of the Universe.

Oh, and Marilyn Manson kinda gives me the creepers too

"Enjoy your body. Use it every way you can. Don't be afraid of it or what other people think of it. Its the greatest instrument you'll ever own."

Truer words were never spoken! And I'd just add; Enjoy your partners body as well and use it frequently. Together, they are the beginnings of an orchestra!

"Floss."

Yeah... My dentist says the same thing. Funny thing is though, the only time my gums bleed is when I go to the dentist... Go figure; tooth brushes and floss don't make my gums bleed but sharpened dental instruments, used like deep core mining drills do... Funny how that works huh?

"Keep your old love letters. Throw away your old bank statements."

Hmmm... The Battle-Axe already took care of the letters. And the bank statements... and the tax returns for the last 15 years... and where the hell is my fishing gear??? Yet there are at least a dozen boxes stuffed to bursting with fake flowers and cheesy, plastic kmart crap in the garage...

"Be careful who's advice you buy but be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia. Dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it's worth."

Painting my ugly parts does no good... Maybe I'm just doing it wrong? Every time I try, I wind up looking like a freeway overpass in South Central...

"Dance. Even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room."

And for some of us no rhythm having, styleless, crackers... make sure the blinds are closed unless you enjoy the ridicule of the neighbors

Shoot. That'll do for now. I may get inspired later on, check back and see if there's anything else leaking out of the cranium

Shoot... you know what? I think I'll just crank up the cam and let ya's all check out the Squirrel-boy go about his daily grind. So if watching some random guy stare blankly into a computer monitor appeals to you, stop by.


wyvernrose 38F
3895 posts
9/1/2005 8:46 am

lol I have to floss or my wisdom teeth are murder lol

anyway

you can wear your underwear four times without washing....forwards, backwards....inside out forwards and inside out backwards lol

and trust me on the winnie blues

WyvernRose


wyvernrose 38F
3895 posts
9/1/2005 8:54 am

oh but only if it's that coconut oil that gives you cancer

WyvernRose


ByteChaser2 52M

9/1/2005 9:51 am

Stellar advice Rosey! That little tid-bit is especially helpful when the city water goes out for days on end


ByteChaser2 52M

9/1/2005 9:52 am

Oh, and by the by... NICE pic! Thanks for the nipple shot babe!

happym;


ByteChaser2 52M

9/1/2005 4:41 pm

Git yer butt right on over here Katey. Use me but don't abuse me!


patsam69 51M/51F

9/1/2005 6:55 pm

I'll help u paint those "parts"


ByteChaser2 52M

9/1/2005 9:43 pm

patsam - Mother may I??? Shall I start masking all my naughty bits?


CuriousKitty675 41F
365 posts
9/2/2005 6:53 am

Okay now I feel like a loser. I have no love letters to save. I never received any love letters. Illiterate wankers that they were never wrote me any. Of course, in the past, I've had horrible taste in men. Oh well...there's always the future.


ByteChaser2 52M

9/2/2005 7:52 am

Awwww Should I get on email and send ya one or two? XXX

At least there's still all that dancing in the living room!


helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
9/2/2005 10:14 am

Helga remembers the song... wow... I need to go and dig it out and listen again

Hx

PS. I was always listening to the "sunscreen" part 'cos I had skin cancer... silly me... now it's time to listen to the rest!!

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥


Lapkin4u 42F

9/2/2005 11:09 am

You should try dancing like a crazy fool while driving down the freeway. You get some interesting looks, good for a laugh anyway......I always laugh at myself so I know they are laughing at me, ahhhh who cares! It's fun! I'm gonna go get out my 5 gallon pail of paint and wait for byte to arrive! No need for masking, I have my own way of covering things up....hehehe!


ByteChaser2 52M

9/2/2005 12:39 pm

LOL Lapkins - last time I did that, I wound up causing a tysons frozen chicken truck to flip off an overpass!

And with all the offers to paint... I'm wondering just what color works best on which part...


ByteChaser2 52M

9/2/2005 2:04 pm

Lol Helga - I got it on my "eye-toons" and it comes up about once or twice a week! And did you know he directed Moulin Rouge in 2001?

And yeah, use that sunscreen! We wouldn't want any blemishes on that lovely skin - besides my paw prints that is


papyrina 51F
21133 posts
9/7/2005 6:41 am

i don't floss its a pain in the gum it always gets stuck and then i jhave to tug and pull and end up worse off than before,sod it a good brush and regular dental visits will do


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papyrina 51F
21133 posts
9/7/2005 6:44 am

does fator 2 oil and tan fast count as protective sun bathing


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papyrina 51F
21133 posts
9/7/2005 6:45 am

does factor 2 oil and tan fast count as protective sun bathing


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ByteChaser2 52M

9/7/2005 8:16 am

Hiya papy. I'm with you with the flossing. I do try but dayum it's a pain in the butt!


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