Wanna feel good? Get a stripper!  

ByteChaser2 53M
2834 posts
12/23/2005 3:50 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Wanna feel good? Get a stripper!

Drama. Yeah, we know drama...

But I'm not gonna go there. There's enough drama in my world to sink a fleet of battle ships...

But it does kind of lend to a fairly universal concept among entertainers - read strippers, dancers and the like.

See, here's the thing. Us guys and ladies go to the "Culture Club" for a number of quite selfish reasons. Topping the list, just above "Seeing a sexy hot young woman naked" is the predominant reason:

We go to feel good.

And having said this, I cant wait to own my own "Culture Club". And the very FIRST thing I'll do is fire every one of the dancers who allow drama's ugly shadow to cross the front door step.

See, there's 5 basic things that should come out of a dancers mouth when they first meet a customer:

1) Hi, My name is (whatever). Whats yours?
2) Where are you from?
3a) (if out of town) What brings you here?
3b) (if local) Do you come here *to the club* often?
4) What kind of work do you do?
5) Can I dance for you?
(cuz she's got to make a living afterall)

And that's IT! Ok, so maybe there's more she could say, predicated on how a conversation develops of course. But yanno... There's loads of stuff a customer would just as soon NOT hear issue from between her glossed lips. If I may presume...

1) Do you think I'm sexy?
I heard that so many times, I actually once said "You were right up until you asked me that..."
2) I hate this C-section scar...
Obviously... so do I.
3) My boyfriend... blah blah....
I hear this and I'm moving along down the stage
4) No one's tipping tonight!
Umm... Perhaps your not being tipped because your whining about not being tipped! NEXT!
5) crying... for any reason other than because she's laughing so hard she cant stand it any more...

So... That was different - or not... But I'm getting this overpowering urge to go see naked chix.


caressmewell 53F

12/23/2005 4:15 pm

Customer Relations 101 for Strippers and Exotic Dancers gotta love it, customer service has gone downhill every where.


rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
12/23/2005 6:04 pm

always nice to get advice from an expert..yup.


ByteChaser2 53M

12/23/2005 11:53 pm

LOL Caressme - It's all about customer service right? XX


ByteChaser2 53M

12/23/2005 11:56 pm

sj - That whole expert thing alludes to my actually being paid... which, according to my credit card bill, is NOT the case! Ergo, I'm just an amateur

But I am seriously thinking about a "Strip Clubbing for Dummies" edition. Think anyone would actually buy it?


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