This one's all you  

ByteChaser2 53M
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5/25/2006 6:59 am

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This one's all you

Ok, so, moderate success with And now for something completely different.... There's still time and opportunity to suggest a topic now. So go, git! Gimme something to write

This time around, I'm gonna give you the theme and you get to write. Sounds like fun? Having heart palpitations? Oh come on now it'll only hurt for a minute, and then you pass out

You may be as brief or as verbose in your responses here (I'm for being chatty personally). And honest. All responses here if you please... And hey, if it's way too personal or embarrassing, email me your responses and I'll sanitize it for you to post here.

Oh, and first response will be mine...

Ready? Got your keyboards warmed up? RIGHT! Here we go!

1) What was the most embarrassing thing you've ever done while drunk? NOTE: "I was too drunk to remember" doesn't count...

2) I was _____ years old the first time I _____ and it was sooooo _______. Fill in the blanks.

3) What was your most embarrassing public pee moment? NOTE: "See 1) above" could be a valid answer...

4) When embroiled in a verbal confrontation, what's the one line you use that's most threatening? Most conciliatory? Do they work?

5) List off each of the keys on your key ring. NOTE: This is where we find out who the rednecks are...


ByteChaser2 53M

5/25/2006 7:13 am

1) What was the most embarrassing thing you've ever done while drunk?

It was tequilla... a lot of tequilla... The setting was a Utah "Gentlemans club"... It was actually fun right up until the bouncer delivered me over to the cops - for dancing naked on the buddy bar...

2) I was _____ years old the first time I _____ and it was sooooo _______.

I was 17 years old the first time I had sex and it was sooooo thoroughly forgetable. It was also, by happenstance, my first full-on drunk...

3) What was your most embarrassing public pee moment?

It was NOT 1 above but then, it wasn't actually public either. You ever have one of those dreams where you HAVE to pee? And in the course of this particular dream you find a toilet and, well... pee - in your dream? Yeah? Me too. Only I was spooned up in bed with the wife at the time...

4) When embroiled in a verbal confrontation, what's the one line you use that's most threatening? Most conciliatory? Do they work?

You can run... But I own a gun... and you'll only die tired.

Help me understand...

Rarely and almost every time


There's a lesson in that yeah?

5) List off each of the keys on your key ring.

Umm, Car key, other car key, truck key - Each eith attendant alarm thingie. House key, sprinkler box key, mail box key, OTHER mail box key, I have no idea key... Look another one... Freezer key (Cant have kids crawlin into it right? Umm... Oh this ones for the safe. I think this one was my old locker key. and the filing cabinet key


EroticaXTC 50F

5/25/2006 12:54 pm

1) What was the most embarrassing thing you've ever done while drunk? I entered a sexy panties contest but I wasn't wearing any panties!

2) I was _____ years old the first time I _____ and it was sooooo _______. I was 14 the first time I dislocated my knee and it was sooooo painful!!!

3) What was your most embarrassing public pee moment? NOTE: "See 1) above" could be a valid answer...OMG...I was 8 years old, at school, and the teacher wouldn't let me go to the bathroom because it was a designated time set aside for everyone in school to be reading...guess what happens next!

4) When embroiled in a verbal confrontation, what's the one line you use that's most threatening? Most conciliatory? Do they work? "We're done here"...I can use it either way...most times it's effective

5) List off each of the keys on your key ring House, car, and handcuff, lol (what can I say, they had extras they gave to the employees!)


ByteChaser2 53M

5/25/2006 2:16 pm

    Quoting EroticaXTC:
    1) What was the most embarrassing thing you've ever done while drunk? I entered a sexy panties contest but I wasn't wearing any panties!

    2) I was _____ years old the first time I _____ and it was sooooo _______. I was 14 the first time I dislocated my knee and it was sooooo painful!!!

    3) What was your most embarrassing public pee moment? NOTE: "See 1) above" could be a valid answer...OMG...I was 8 years old, at school, and the teacher wouldn't let me go to the bathroom because it was a designated time set aside for everyone in school to be reading...guess what happens next!

    4) When embroiled in a verbal confrontation, what's the one line you use that's most threatening? Most conciliatory? Do they work? "We're done here"...I can use it either way...most times it's effective

    5) List off each of the keys on your key ring House, car, and handcuff, lol (what can I say, they had extras they gave to the employees!)
lol handcuff key... Better to be prepared for any eventuality!


ByteChaser2 53M

5/25/2006 2:17 pm

    Quoting rm_silkditty:
    1. I had a bulimic moment while expressing oral affection with a friend. 'Course, on top of being drunk, I was also stoned and had just inhaled a popper. (long time ago) (you guys shouldn't push too hard when yer girl's drunk)

    2. I was 16 when I had my first orgasm and it was soooo good! In the back seat of a car, rubbing against the guy's thigh, I thought I was going to pee, but noooo! mmmmmmm

    3. It was not #2 above. Can't really think of one, except I remember once when I was about 4 or 5, I was waiting for My Big Sister to walk home with her from school. She didn't show up in time, so I just peed standing there on the sidewalk.

    4. Verbal confrontation: Oh! If you don't...oh! Well! Sputter! So, guess what? Ah! If you don't... I'm gonna be weally, weally mad!

    conciliatory: want a blow job?

    5. Car key, mail box key, key to security gate, key to building where I work, key to padlock on gate to building where I work, little brass bell without a clapper that goes back to my hippie days
ok, so I'm just stabbin in the dark here... But I'm guessin concilliatory works best yeah?

999 out of 1000 men surveyed agree!!!


rm_justeunfille 56F

5/25/2006 4:06 pm

1) What was the most embarrassing thing you've ever done while drunk?

Aside from thowing up outside the taxi cab window in downtown Chicago on Lakeshore as I recall in the middle of the day you meam? I woke up on the lawn about 4 ft from the front door of the local Catholic parish in Chicago. I was 18 and trying to be "cool" and keep up with much more seasoned Queens and Brooklyn friends.. oh boy....they were passed out as well..

2) I was _____ years old the first time I _____ and it was sooooo _______.

I was 19 years old the first time I saw a porn filme and it was soooo bad. In fact, I thnk it was a bootleg copy of Deep Throat w/no sound.. so we made up our own dialoge. I thnk it was the same crew I had the Chi town episode with as well. Terrific friends no?

3) What was your most embarrassing public pee moment?

Oh.. no public moments that I recall.. but boy have I had a few private moments...

4) When embroiled in a verbal confrontation, what's the one line you use that's most threatening? Most conciliatory? Do they work?

no response.. can't think of a thing here.. damn....

5) List off each of the keys on your key ring.

Apt key, mailbox key, car key, office outside door key, office key..

Did i pass teach?


ByteChaser2 53M

5/25/2006 4:21 pm

    Quoting rm_justeunfille:
    1) What was the most embarrassing thing you've ever done while drunk?

    Aside from thowing up outside the taxi cab window in downtown Chicago on Lakeshore as I recall in the middle of the day you meam? I woke up on the lawn about 4 ft from the front door of the local Catholic parish in Chicago. I was 18 and trying to be "cool" and keep up with much more seasoned Queens and Brooklyn friends.. oh boy....they were passed out as well..

    2) I was _____ years old the first time I _____ and it was sooooo _______.

    I was 19 years old the first time I saw a porn filme and it was soooo bad. In fact, I thnk it was a bootleg copy of Deep Throat w/no sound.. so we made up our own dialoge. I thnk it was the same crew I had the Chi town episode with as well. Terrific friends no?

    3) What was your most embarrassing public pee moment?

    Oh.. no public moments that I recall.. but boy have I had a few private moments...

    4) When embroiled in a verbal confrontation, what's the one line you use that's most threatening? Most conciliatory? Do they work?

    no response.. can't think of a thing here.. damn....

    5) List off each of the keys on your key ring.

    Apt key, mailbox key, car key, office outside door key, office key..

    Did i pass teach?
Yeah lol... you pass

I think I still win on the embarrassing drunk and pee moment though... And looks like I'm the redneck too!


rm_justeunfille 56F

5/25/2006 5:43 pm

pee moment is classic.. I can beat that though.. but not for public post.. ciao you redneck ass you ..


ByteChaser2 53M

5/25/2006 6:29 pm

    Quoting rm_justeunfille:
    pee moment is classic.. I can beat that though.. but not for public post.. ciao you redneck ass you ..
Right you are then lol... I'll expect a detailed accounting in my email... you know, just so I know you won


rm_justeunfille 56F

5/25/2006 7:05 pm

Ok T. email sent..

I'll tell you more of my misadventures, if you tell me yours...

lol


ByteChaser2 53M

5/25/2006 7:19 pm

    Quoting rm_justeunfille:
    Ok T. email sent..

    I'll tell you more of my misadventures, if you tell me yours...

    lol
Ok... I call an official tie. The exact same thing happened to me a while back. But hey, shit happenes right?


rm_justeunfille 56F

5/25/2006 7:30 pm

ROFL - I needed that belly laugh.. thank you sir...

that is does.. but, I learned a lot that fine evening - what to do for next time and how secure I am in myself.. ah yes.. maturity and grace do count for something at times... .


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