Things men should never say in front of a naked woman!  

ByteChaser2 53M
2834 posts
11/19/2005 8:31 am

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Things men should never say in front of a naked woman!

Ok, the gauntlet has been thrown! Go check out CaressMeWell's post [post 146749]. Now guys appreciate it when, at the pinnical of personal nudity, she doesn't blurt out one of these on her list. So for your edification, here's the other side of the coin!

10 - You don't go to the gym much do you?
9 - Where's the remote?
8 - I need another beer!
7 - Where's the remote?
6 - Do they squeek when you squeeze them?
5 - Have you considered sueing the surgeon for malpractice?
4 - Is the room tilted or are they just lopsided?
3 - Those couldn't POSSIBLY be real!
2 - Where's the remote?
1 - No, that nighty doesn't make your ass look fat. Your ASS makes your ass look fat!

caressmewell 53F

11/19/2005 4:05 pm

LOL!! Let's make love not war {=}

helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
11/20/2005 7:03 am

You've seen me naked then?


Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥

ByteChaser2 53M

11/20/2005 8:25 am

It's a date CaressMe! XX

ByteChaser2 53M

11/20/2005 8:25 am

Only in my dreams Helga, only in my dreams!

Oh, and you were FANTASTIC! XXX

rm_bella_ 47F
4030 posts
11/20/2005 12:22 pm

Damn, I'd bitch slap you across the face! With love that is.

ByteChaser2 53M

11/20/2005 7:26 pm

Not a bitch slap bella! Not in the face! But I do suppose I deserve a good spankin lol XXX

MsLoveRose 33F  
2432 posts
11/21/2005 10:37 am

wow...those are funny!!

live more, laugh often, love much

ByteChaser2 53M

11/21/2005 12:07 pm

Glad you like em sunrise! XX

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