Screwin with crocs and snakes...  

ByteChaser2 53M
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6/16/2005 1:07 pm

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Screwin with crocs and snakes...

So I'm checking the blogs last night and came across a post by wyvernrose... "OMFG!". Poor dear had one of those nortorious, eight-legged crawlers. And it got me thinking about the "nature hunter" programs I see on the animal channels. More specifically... That Aussie hunter of the reptillian ilk - ***** *****. <--- Look, I obfuscated his name!!!

Now I'm all about nature. I'm not altogether against Animal parks (though traditional zoo's get me all kinds of pissed off) as a great way to preserve a dwindling natural resource. I even have a lifetime membership to the *** ***** {umm... Southern California city} **** ****** **** {Park like setting in which are housed animals which would normally be wild}, where one kind of feels like the caged animal, rather than the other way around.

So anyway. I'm reading wyverns post, trying to visualize Boney with a boot in one hand and a can of oven cleaner in the other, chasing this hairy, eight-legged beast around the bathroom... belly laughing cause I've been right there! And as often happens - POOF - I get this visual of the **** ****** {uhhhh Seeker of large, amphibious, reptiles found throughout the South Pacific} relentlessly screwing with a funnel-web spider. Then him messing with a King Brown... and another of him being chased over a fence by an enormous croc - Agro I believe he's called and for good reason!

And morbidly hoping that one day Agro is just a whisper faster, and *****-O {Oh I cant even come up with anything for this one. You know who I mean, right?} just a fraction slower... Nothing serious you understand. I don't wish the man ill but ya know, me thinks Mr. ***** {You know his last name I'm sure. Especially you Aussies} needs a lesson in compassion and humility! Just a little love nip to let him re-think his own mortality...

I kind of equate waving a dead chicken in front of a 3/4 ton Saltie with swimming in a pool filled with gasoline, blithely lighting up your smoke. Not all that bright a pastime!

---Snipped just cause haven't the mental acuity to come up with any more vague and non-specific references...---

Better?


Barbiebunny69 43F

6/17/2005 9:04 am

LOL..CRIKEY!

Id just once like to see an alligator just bite the crap outta him..and geraldo rivera..... maybe they can do a special... THe Crocodile Secret Vaults...


ByteChaser2 53M

6/17/2005 12:17 pm

LOL Wouldn't that just be the cats ass!!!??? aww man... more "bad languages" lol


AmberSolaire 42M

6/18/2005 10:23 pm

I think you will find most of these guys have been caught on numerous occasions and have the scars to proove it.The censors wouldnt show it on tv though.
Am liking the word obfuscated by the way Byte.lol


ByteChaser2 53M

6/21/2005 8:58 am

Ya know, Amber, now that I think about it... I do recall an episode... The one when S-oh first captured Agro - Yeah Agro got some. A piece of ankle as I recall. And OHHHH did I give the croc an atta-boy!


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