Pussy anyone?  

ByteChaser2 52M
2834 posts
9/29/2005 2:57 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Pussy anyone?

GOTCHA! I was referring to the cat you deviants!

This here's Chester. If you can believe it, he's an Oriental Short-hair... Yeah, I know. I have this thing about genetic mutants and freaks of nature I guess...

Chester was the stereotypical aloof, fickle and frequently irascible tom-cat. Can you see his eyes? One is blue, the other gold. I'm pretty sure Chesters dad was a husky...

There was a day, quite a few years ago, when young Master Chester brought a baby copperhead into the house. Two things come to mind here... Either he thought it'd be a gas to watch the worthless humans screech and dive about, dodging this still living (and decidedly upset) viper or he was a complete booger-eating moron (and LUCKY to be alive).

I'm still leaning towards the former...

Now, growing up in Maine, we didn't have poisonous snakes so catching and handling them was roughly akin to chasing down fluffy little baby bunnies. *The obvious differences not withstanding ya know. I've also seen Animal Planet... and, as I understand it, copperheads are definitely NOT handled the same as your garden variety garter snake...

So anyway... With my furry spawn of satan watching from his perch (my computer) and doubtless drawing great enjoyment at the thought of the man human expiring from a fatal dose of hematoxins... I draw on my experiances handling serpents, my recollections of yon Aussie hunter of crocs and have at it with a broom and my baitcaster fishing rod.

The rod didn't make it...

The snake did...

Steve-O would've died laughing...

And Chester couldn't have cared less...


tillerbabe 55F

9/29/2005 5:32 pm

Byte-

"Chester' was "bringing" you a a 'present'! What a nice gift! LOL
My dog Hector brings me squirrels - I acted like I'm thrilled, then I have my neighbor Wayne dispose of it......icky!


Synn74 42F
1206 posts
9/29/2005 8:33 pm

*stifles laughter*
awwwwww
Tiller is correct
poor fishing rod
bettter yet poor person at end of fishing rod
you handled it far better than the one my hubby caught on the end of his line nearly throwing pole and himself back into the pond..finally findingmybrother's gig and gigging the thing to death..
something bout watching a former Recon Marine lose his mind over something 14in long..lol



I welcome you to the House of Syn...


rm_P1FORYOU 56F

9/29/2005 9:56 pm

Hey BC2. Pussy anyone?? Don't tease me like that you know I want some!! Ha ha. I love that cat! Got a bigger picture of him? You are so funny, by the way I mentioned to my son about you and your stang and your search to "christen" it. Of course I couldn't tell him how I knew about you but anyway, he said well some girl will be just dumb enough to fall for that. (a tad jealous?) I told him that I don't think the word is dumb, it is more like hot and horny babes after you!! Yes I have those kind of conversations with him, we are all adults now. I think he may be more mature than me at this point!! So did you come up with a vanity plate or what??? P1foryou babe


helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
9/29/2005 11:28 pm

Aaaawww... what a purty pussy! I have a Burmese who has become the neighbourhood cat... he pops in on occasion to let me know he's still alive, and that I shouldn't stop paying the darned insurance on him!

Hx

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
9/29/2005 11:38 pm

You seem to be having an animal themed week.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


ByteChaser2 52M

9/30/2005 6:50 am

Hiya Tiller - I'm not entirely sure Chester wasn't just hoping for a little comic relief there! That was the only thing he ever brought home... And his other little "gifts" normally issued from the "other" end. lol


ByteChaser2 52M

9/30/2005 6:55 am

Oddly enough Synn, I'm a former Recon Marine as well... Funny how that works out huh?


ByteChaser2 52M

9/30/2005 7:03 am

Morning P1 - I'm uploading a few choice shots of the anti-christ to my album.

I think I'm in trouble huh? Already introducing me to the family?? If yours is anything like mine... I suspect your right about the maturity level lol... That and he gets laid exponentially more that I


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
9/30/2005 7:42 am

tillerbabe's dog story recalled one of my own.

I once lived in a house on a steep hill and had a deck that was 30' in the air among the treetops. I hung a bird feeder in one of the branches just off the railing of the deck. I was dating a woman at the time and she freaked me out when she showed me two squirell tails that she had removed from their owners.

It seems that she waited just inside the door to the deck for hungry squirells to jump over to the bird feeder for a little snack. Then she would jump out of the door and startle the poor creature to see what they would do.

Appearantly some of the little critters remembered to jump back to the deck, but two unfortunate ones jumped off into space and met their fates. She then cut off their tails.

Needless to say that was the end of that relationship. What a sicko.


ByteChaser2 52M

9/30/2005 8:18 am

Hi Helga - Chester isn't with us anymore. A couple of months after moving out here he came up missing. We really have no idea what happened to him either. Maybe he'd found himself a new batch of humans to torment... or maybe he'd tangled with the wrong snake. We do miss him though.


ByteChaser2 52M

9/30/2005 8:21 am

Yes miss wahine, sj365 brought that all about lol

Mahalo!


ByteChaser2 52M

9/30/2005 8:22 am

Damn keith... that's one twisted psyche! I don't suppose she had a horses head in the freezer did she?


madkitten 53F
291 posts
9/30/2005 8:40 am

Im so glad the only thing my dogs interested in chasing is a ball.


ByteChaser2 52M

9/30/2005 9:42 am

Hiya kitten. Not that you've gat any dangerous serpents out on your side of the pond... But yeah... Balls are definitely better lol


_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

9/30/2005 10:25 am

Thanks for making me smile.....


ByteChaser2 52M

10/2/2005 9:37 am

It's my pleasure CNC! And thank YOU


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