Pick-up Lines - Or Can I have a Mercy-Fuck please?  

ByteChaser2 52M
2834 posts
9/23/2005 8:20 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Pick-up Lines - Or Can I have a Mercy-Fuck please?

And one wonders why I was a virgin till I was 16...

22 I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.

21 Nice legs... what time do they open?

20 You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

19 I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

18 Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

17 I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.

16 Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway the heaven?

15 Are those real? <--This one's ok at a strip club btw

14 I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

13 If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

(Look down at your crotch)
12 Well It's not just going to suck itself.

11 You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

10 You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

9 Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

8 My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.

7 Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

6 Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

5 Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

4 I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?

3 If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.

2 Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No?
Why, don't you like pizza?

1 Baby, I'm an American Express lover... you shouldn't go home without me.


ByteChaser2 52M

9/23/2005 3:40 pm

And umm... ladies, it's my own opinion that you all could actually enjoy a significant margin of success with a line like that! I know it'd work on me Guys, however, unless you actually LIKE the feeling of a 7" stilletto heal anally inserted to a point close to your tongue, I'm with Katey on that!

Thanks sweet-thang!


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
9/23/2005 5:57 pm

Oh oh. I did not realize these were cliches. No wonder they haven't been working.


rm_P1FORYOU 56F

9/23/2005 8:54 pm

#19 actually does something for me. But what can I say, I just put a profile on here looking for women myself, I am so disgusted with most men. I guess it is a love/hate relationship I have with men. If I thought you might actually want me ByteChaser2 I would go for any line you handed me. You are too gorgeous, but you probably know that already.


UtterlyLuscious 30F

9/23/2005 9:37 pm

My favorite:
I had passed out at a party, some kid woke me up the next morning. He simply shook me and said 'will you fuck me'
sera: nope
kid: why not?
sera: im not in the mood.
kid: dont worry, I will make it quick.
What more could a girl wish for?


ByteChaser2 52M

9/24/2005 6:51 am

You too Keith? Damn... There was one other one that never worked:

"Hey gorgeous, wanna fuck? No? Then I guess a blowjob is completely out of the question..."


ByteChaser2 52M

9/24/2005 6:52 am

P1 - I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

Or even better...

Is it hot in here? Or is it you? happym;


ByteChaser2 52M

9/24/2005 6:55 am

Luscious - LMHFAO - The exact same thing happened to me somewhere around my 18th birthday! Except for that part where I was supposed to say "no" lol


helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
9/25/2005 3:18 am

23. "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

Hx

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥


ByteChaser2 52M

9/25/2005 5:21 am

Morning Helga.

YES!


rm_P1FORYOU 56F

9/25/2005 10:27 am

I still love your list and the old corny, YOUR LEGS MUST BE REALLY TIRED BECAUSE YOU HAVE BEEN RUNNING THROUGH MY MIND ALL NIGHT!!! Bad I know. And good morning to you byte chaser 2


ByteChaser2 52M

9/25/2005 3:24 pm

LOL P1. Another one I'd forgotten about!


helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
9/26/2005 8:39 am

Lol... just a little eager there, Byte

Hx

*Whispers "You have a beautiful body" *

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥


ByteChaser2 52M

9/26/2005 9:41 am

Eager Helga? or desparate LOL

*and whispers right back... "mmmmm baby, say it again you gorgeous vixen you"


helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
9/26/2005 10:51 am

"You have a beautiful body!"

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥


ByteChaser2 52M

9/26/2005 11:22 am

Keep at it like that Helga and I'll be forced to move to Bristol! - *You sexy vixen you*


helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
9/26/2005 11:42 pm

Promises, promises...

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥


ByteChaser2 52M

9/27/2005 11:49 am

Oh... That's a threat Helga


helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
9/28/2005 7:52 am

Byte... when I see a 'Stang with HARLOTplates pass me by on the motorway, I'll know you made good on your threat!

Hx


Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥


helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
9/28/2005 7:52 am

Oops... still learning how to blog *slaps typist*

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥


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