Ode to Mr. Happy  

ByteChaser2 53M
2834 posts
12/1/2005 9:07 am

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Ode to Mr. Happy

Ok, so we discussed boys and pointy sticks. And there was that diatribe on boob fascination. Here's one for ya's... Guys and their propensity for naming their own dicks.

Yes, it is a mystery I know. The male psyche is a twisted thing I grant you. But lets explore this male oddity shall we?

Mine, just as an aside, is named "Mr. Happy". It's not any indication of it's jovial nature, nor sense of humor... No, he just makes me happy - on those infrequent occasions when he's let loose on the world of female attentions.

Why did I name him? Ummm good question. I don't know! Just seemed like the appropriate thing to do at the time, kind of like that first tattoo.

We name things. My first car was named "Flash". My 'Stang is the "Scarlet Harlot"... First dog was "Tweedle-Dum" (and his twin called - you guessed it - Tweedle-Dee). Had a cow once named Beefsteak. I know, we learned not to name the livestock. Makes it hard to put em in the freezer... But since we men name stuff, and knowing that eating beefsteak would be far easier than broiling up a platter of "Flossy"... Well, you get the point.

But back to Mr. Happy - and the dozens, if not hundreds of likewise named members...

I've heard a bunch of em over the decades. Buddy, Goliath, Peter... A whole host of monikers. One for every occasion and circumstance.

Mr. happy has had a few names by the way... Spike - I was on about something, no doubt it had to do with poking things with pointy sticks. I was attacked and bitten by a dog once - in a particularly sensitive bit of my maleness - long story and no... it's not what your thinking you gaggle of deviants - but anyway, while the scabs healed, Mr. Happy was known as "Scar Face".

Then there's the generic terms we associate with the penis: German Soldier, Heat-seeking Moisture Missile, One-Eyed Trouser Trout... Spitting Anaconda... Oh, I could go on for days!

But back to the question at hand... Why do we name the thing? Who knows... We are a twisted breed is all I can figure

caressmewell 53F

12/1/2005 10:38 am

You guys touch 'em and adjust 'em constantly so why not name them.

ByteChaser2 53M

12/1/2005 1:00 pm

My thoughts exactly caressme!

pretty_blue_eyes 38F
2091 posts
12/1/2005 2:33 pm

And given that it thinks most of the time for most men, should be on a first name basis with them. Right?

ByteChaser2 53M

12/1/2005 3:42 pm

See now pretty... Thats where most people get tripped up... Not only do we name our members... We turn over to them our free thought and will as well!

Accept those cosmic facts and life becomes ever so much more acceptable - for men and womwn alike

rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
12/1/2005 9:34 pm

I think its cuz ya wanna be able to have 'someone' else to blame when ya do silly shit...and ya DO silly shit all the time

ByteChaser2 53M

12/2/2005 7:32 am

sj - Yeah but why blame the dick when a guy can just as easily blame the dog?

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