NOT Optional Equipment...  

ByteChaser2 52M
2834 posts
8/22/2005 9:38 am

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NOT Optional Equipment...

Ok, so I'm driving along, making pretty good time on my way to Salt Lake City. And considering that I've had a 4 pack of {an "energy" drink named after a Crimson Colored Bovine} and really hopped up on caffeine... I'm really noticing some consistent lunacy on the Highways...

Is it just me or are turn signal indicators optional equipment on todays vehicles? I swear, about one in ten cars out there not only refuse to so much as glance in the sideview mirror before blithely changing lanes, but the chuckle-heads have forgotten that the turn signal indicator handle is that long stick like attachment on the steering column!

And will someone please remove that sign on my truck that says:

"Please pass me, pull in front of me, and slow down! No really, I LIKE it!"

I am however, happy to report that nearly half of the people I sighted driving and making cell phone calls, have started using headsets! Thats a plus right?

So today, the adventure begins in earnest... Got a lunch date with my friend "G". And this evening, another trip to the "Culture Club". "A" was in last night... Unfortunately though, she had plans that couldn't be broken... BUT, she's cleared her schedule for the remainder of the week for this hairy little squirrel!

Fun Fun.

Barbiebunny69 43F

8/23/2005 12:01 am

Yep but remember it makes it OK if they wave at you nicely

Rundown and full detailed report when U comeback furry safe! and naughty

patsam69 51M/51F

8/23/2005 6:03 am

I have the same bumper sticker on my car!!!! DID you put it there???

goddessofbitches 41M/33F

8/23/2005 11:10 am

I like the ones that see you changing lanes to pass they speed up and then cut in front of you just before your vehicle lines up with the person you are passing. Then, once you get past the first person you where passing, the idiot that cuts you off to pass is moving he couldn't WAIT to pass you both up...and slow.

Damn hickerbillys.

I hate the ones that talk on their cell phones....and when their exit comes up the exit ramp 2X faster than the speed limit.

I get road rage easily though....


Always The Bitch

ByteChaser2 52M

8/23/2005 4:49 pm

Akadafa - Tell me about it! And one wonders why so many people are shot on California highways...

ByteChaser2 52M

8/23/2005 4:51 pm

LOL Bunny! I'd maybe have some small measure of compassion if the idiots actually waved!

Sorry to report, it's not been a highly productive week thus far but I'm still hopeful for a juicy anecdote or two by the weekend


ByteChaser2 52M

8/23/2005 4:53 pm

patsam - You mean the one that says:

"I enjoy doing 53MPH in the passing lane so PLEEEAASSSEEEE slow down in front of me!"

Just scraped mine off lol...

ByteChaser2 52M

8/23/2005 4:54 pm

LOL Mandy! HickerBillys That's a new one... I usually refer to them as

"You effing booger eating MORONIC piece of monkey lint!"

HUGZ Back Atcha!

rm_EE407 41F
3903 posts
8/29/2005 8:43 am

<<< just drove 1200 km back from France.. I know what you mean hunz.
I hope your date with G was a success...

ByteChaser2 52M

8/29/2005 10:01 am

G and I had a great lunch date. One of these days... I'll have to screw up enough courage to ask her out for a more romantic date.

Trouble is though... She's "In Love" - and it isn't with me

pretty_blue_eyes 38F
2091 posts
9/6/2005 6:24 pm

lol I need a bumper sticker that says I hate slow people with a car in the no circle. I REALLY REALLY need one. *shocked look* I thought it was only people from Arkansas that didn't use blinkers! At least it is in the area of Missouri I am in. Maybe there is a car factory somewhere in Arkansas that has been mass producing cars with no blinkers and selling them out of state now, you think?

ByteChaser2 52M

9/7/2005 9:26 am

lol pretty! I'm about to get a sign painted on my hood that says:


So they can read it in the rearview

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