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Me. All me and nothing but me.
Me. All me and nothing but me.
Ok, so I'm jumping on the wagon too... here's a whole bunch of useless trivia about me
* I'm 41 years old.
* I think I'm 21 years old.
* I act like I'm 15 years old.
* I drive an SUV.
* I'm a relatively responsible driver and having said that...
* The last accident I was in was last Sunday. Hit the Battle-Axes car.
* The last accident before that was the morning after prom. I rear-ended my Congressman. In my dates fathers Company car...
* And before that, read the last blog before this one...
* I was a virgin till I was 16.
* I like to read thrillers and sci-fi novels.
* I can't stomach love story movies.
* Or sushi.
* Or soiled baby diapers...
* Or Country music...
* I'm the most liberal Republican you'll ever meet.
* The only state I've never been to is North Dakota.
* My favorite is Montana.
* My least favorite was Wisconsin.
* I listen to Heavy metal music.
* And the Blues.
* And classical.
* And - it pains me to say it... Musicals. I know, I know...
* In 20 years of active military service, I never once was deployed to a combat zone.
* I've been shot at.
* A few times...
* I've shot at others.
* A few more times...
* I believe that prison is for punishment... NOT rehabilitation.
* I think that any convicted felon should be given ONE appeal.
* And then have the needle inserted...
* I'm an Aquarius.
* Scorpio Rising.
* I'm a pack-rat.
* I hate failure. Especially my own...
* I LOVE a woman with a clear drive to improve.
* And a need to jump on the bed
* Red hair and freckles... I mean... OMFG!
* I have 3 tattoos. Pegasus, a black rose, which covers what was supposed to be a Harley shield (gone terribly wrong).
* I want to get one more. A celtic cross.
* Or a naked lady... which ever comes first
* I had a butt wax once.
* And NEVER AGAIN! It hurt!
* There are four colors in my eyes. Mostly green with brown, blue and gold striations.
* I think they call that calico...
* Or genetically indecisive...
* My first car was a 1978 Bronco.
* Yellow... and falling apart.
* My second car was an 83 VW Rabbit. Diesel.
* I wish I still had them both...
* I appreciate strip clubs.
* I REALLY appreciate strippers!
* I think prostitution should be legalized.
* I think marijuana should NOT be legalized.
* I'm begining to bald.
* Just a little... on the back of my head.
* The hair on my ass continues to grow at an exponential rate...
* Is that enough yet?
* No? ok...
* In my prime, I had 7 orgasms in a 24 hour period.
* One woman... 7 times.
* I can usually get hard a second time with minimal "prompting"...
* A third time, with some serious "prodding"...
* Four if you bring a bottle of those wonderous little blue pills
* A womans *natural* breasts are one of the most precious things in the universe.
* Small, unaltered breasts are my own personal favorite.
* Suffocating between a natural pair of EE's is definitely the way I want to die!
* Or by being shot in the back, by a jealous husband...
* Climbing out his wifes window...
* When I'm 80.
* I love to play blackjack.
* I hate to gamble...
* Which is why I don't play much blackjack...
* I'm over a half million dollars in debt.
* There's a sum total of $6.84 in a plastic bowl on my bookshelf.
* I found it while cleaning up my office yesterday...
* Theres $143 in my wallet right now.
* Queens "Bohemian Rhapsody" is currently playing on my "eye-toonz".Next up is Vanessa Carltons "Ordinary Day".
Well, now that was enlightening huh? Any more than this and you'll just have to ask.
So what you waiting on? ASK!
9/14/2005 10:48 pm
But do you know all the words to all the songs in Best Little Whorehouse in Texas?? |
9/15/2005 7:24 am
No Trythisgirl... but I can hum it though |
9/15/2005 7:27 am
Pictures huny? ummm... distinguishing marks!!! Ok... I'll see what I can do lol|
9/15/2005 11:06 pm
welcome aboard the wagon.|
The blues...I love the blues, 'specially when sung by women.
"If you don't like the blues, you've got a hole in your soul."
9/16/2005 6:06 am
i have red hair from a bottle but i have thousands of naturel freckles,little pert boobs too|
I hate tattoos and sushi,love muscals and country lol
9/16/2005 7:10 am
Ya know sj... It might be that the listening to the blues is a major contributer to my present issues? Ya think? |
Just can't help it though. Blues are my crack! It keeps calling to me lol
9/16/2005 8:35 am
Papy - I knew all about the freckles (DROO and the boobs (ShIvEr!). And hair out of a bottle works just ducky too. But I can see that hating tattoos and loving country music thing being a problem.|
Tell ya what. You quit listening to country and I'll get the tattoos removed. Deal??
9/18/2005 3:42 pm
9/19/2005 9:29 am
!!! Lets see... Check if the medical plan covers tattoo removal |
9/20/2005 5:12 am
These lists still fascinate me...I'm thinking we're all nuts, lol.|
Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]
9/20/2005 7:19 am
Hiya wahine! Funny thing is... I doubt I'd have admitted most of those to anyone IRL - well, maybe the therapist... |
10/17/2005 1:38 pm
10/17/2005 4:10 pm
Thanks Lucious. Looking forward to yours now |