Me. All me and nothing but me.  

ByteChaser2 53M
2834 posts
9/14/2005 3:41 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Me. All me and nothing but me.

Ok, so I'm jumping on the wagon too... here's a whole bunch of useless trivia about me

* I'm 41 years old.
* I think I'm 21 years old.
* I act like I'm 15 years old.
* I drive an SUV.
* I'm a relatively responsible driver and having said that...
* The last accident I was in was last Sunday. Hit the Battle-Axes car.
* The last accident before that was the morning after prom. I rear-ended my Congressman. In my dates fathers Company car...
* And before that, read the last blog before this one...
* I was a virgin till I was 16.
* I like to read thrillers and sci-fi novels.
* I can't stomach love story movies.
* Or sushi.
* Or soiled baby diapers...
* Or Country music...
* I'm the most liberal Republican you'll ever meet.
* The only state I've never been to is North Dakota.
* My favorite is Montana.
* My least favorite was Wisconsin.
* I listen to Heavy metal music.
* And the Blues.
* And classical.
* And - it pains me to say it... Musicals. I know, I know...
* In 20 years of active military service, I never once was deployed to a combat zone.
* I've been shot at.
* A few times...
* I've shot at others.
* A few more times...
* I believe that prison is for punishment... NOT rehabilitation.
* I think that any convicted felon should be given ONE appeal.
* And then have the needle inserted...
* I'm an Aquarius.
* Scorpio Rising.
* I'm a pack-rat.
* I hate failure. Especially my own...
* I LOVE a woman with a clear drive to improve.
* And a need to jump on the bed
* Red hair and freckles... I mean... OMFG!
* I have 3 tattoos. Pegasus, a black rose, which covers what was supposed to be a Harley shield (gone terribly wrong).
* I want to get one more. A celtic cross.
* Or a naked lady... which ever comes first
* I had a butt wax once.
* And NEVER AGAIN! It hurt!
* There are four colors in my eyes. Mostly green with brown, blue and gold striations.
* I think they call that calico...
* Or genetically indecisive...
* My first car was a 1978 Bronco.
* Yellow... and falling apart.
* My second car was an 83 VW Rabbit. Diesel.
* I wish I still had them both...
* I appreciate strip clubs.
* I REALLY appreciate strippers!
* I think prostitution should be legalized.
* I think marijuana should NOT be legalized.
* I'm begining to bald.
* Just a little... on the back of my head.
* The hair on my ass continues to grow at an exponential rate...
* Is that enough yet?
* No? ok...
* In my prime, I had 7 orgasms in a 24 hour period.
* One woman... 7 times.
* I can usually get hard a second time with minimal "prompting"...
* A third time, with some serious "prodding"...
* Four if you bring a bottle of those wonderous little blue pills
* A womans *natural* breasts are one of the most precious things in the universe.
* Small, unaltered breasts are my own personal favorite.
* Suffocating between a natural pair of EE's is definitely the way I want to die!
* Or by being shot in the back, by a jealous husband...
* Climbing out his wifes window...
* When I'm 80.
* I love to play blackjack.
* I hate to gamble...
* Which is why I don't play much blackjack...
* I'm over a half million dollars in debt.
* There's a sum total of $6.84 in a plastic bowl on my bookshelf.
* I found it while cleaning up my office yesterday...
* Theres $143 in my wallet right now.
* Queens "Bohemian Rhapsody" is currently playing on my "eye-toonz".Next up is Vanessa Carltons "Ordinary Day".

Well, now that was enlightening huh? Any more than this and you'll just have to ask.

So what you waiting on? ASK!


Trythisgirl 54F
63 posts
9/14/2005 10:48 pm

But do you know all the words to all the songs in Best Little Whorehouse in Texas??


ByteChaser2 53M

9/15/2005 7:24 am

No Trythisgirl... but I can hum it though


ByteChaser2 53M

9/15/2005 7:27 am

Pictures huny? ummm... distinguishing marks!!! Ok... I'll see what I can do lol


rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
9/15/2005 11:06 pm

welcome aboard the wagon.

The blues...I love the blues, 'specially when sung by women.
"If you don't like the blues, you've got a hole in your soul."

SJ


papyrina 51F
21133 posts
9/16/2005 6:06 am

i have red hair from a bottle but i have thousands of naturel freckles,little pert boobs too

I hate tattoos and sushi,love muscals and country lol


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


ByteChaser2 53M

9/16/2005 7:10 am

Ya know sj... It might be that the listening to the blues is a major contributer to my present issues? Ya think?

Just can't help it though. Blues are my crack! It keeps calling to me lol


ByteChaser2 53M

9/16/2005 8:35 am

Papy - I knew all about the freckles (DROO and the boobs (ShIvEr!). And hair out of a bottle works just ducky too. But I can see that hating tattoos and loving country music thing being a problem.

Tell ya what. You quit listening to country and I'll get the tattoos removed. Deal??


papyrina 51F
21133 posts
9/18/2005 3:42 pm

Deal


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


ByteChaser2 53M

9/19/2005 9:29 am

!!! Lets see... Check if the medical plan covers tattoo removal


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
9/20/2005 5:12 am

These lists still fascinate me...I'm thinking we're all nuts, lol.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


ByteChaser2 53M

9/20/2005 7:19 am

Hiya wahine! Funny thing is... I doubt I'd have admitted most of those to anyone IRL - well, maybe the therapist...


UtterlyLuscious 30F

10/17/2005 1:38 pm

So cool!


ByteChaser2 53M

10/17/2005 4:10 pm

Thanks Lucious. Looking forward to yours now


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