Is there room?  

ByteChaser2 53M
2834 posts
11/9/2005 1:45 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Is there room?

For the other foot?

Man... I stepped on my dick but good tonight.

What? you want an explanation? Ok... I will dispense this information... Now.

So, I'm in San Diego at our quarterly Team Meeting (yeah, capital letters and all). This evening I had a VERY high power meeting with our largest and most productive customer. It went so well, I can't even think of an appropriate adjective to describe it. Anyway, after this meeting I and my little sub-team decided to have an "unwinder" - drinks and discussion out on the hotel bar patio.

And wouldn't you know... Yes my lovlies, there were a two-some of pretty 30 somethings sipping merlot right next to us. So, my partners (no, not "life" partners, rather team mates) and I are embibing and contemplating the joviality of several off color jokes. Having a great decompress. I'd recited a joke I'd heard or read - The "How are wives and slinky's alike? They are both pretty much usless until you push one down the stairs"... joke.

And wouldn't you know, the ladies thought this was just the cats fur! Now, I don't take hints very well. You could actually compare me to lead - DENSE - but this was fairly obvious! So I'm like, totally and I'm all like (man that's the epitomy of Valley) anyway, this is the sledgehammer blow to the head hint of all time!

So, most of the guys recognize off the bat that one of us REALlY needs this - and I mean BAAAAAD - so they go into satalite mode. You know... lingering on the periphery and lending support when needed.

Have I ever expressed just how much I appreciate a wing-man?

Anyway, the evening is going great! We're talking and joking and laughing. It's the best night I've had since my last lunch with "M", I swear to god!

Over the course of a couple of hours, one of these ladies is calling - I swear I heard this! - her friend chubby. Now the lady likes her deserts and all but ummm She's not "chubby" or anything but ok, I'm thinking this is some secret term of endearment or something. Now just moments before I left these honeies for the evening, I made a quite damning comment, to wit;

"Now that's just not right! Why are you calling her chubby?"

To which, the second of my potential three way replied:

"Her name is (a name that sounds suscpiciously like chubby)!"

At which point I discretely skulked away to find my waitress, pay my tab and retire to my room for an evening of pay-per-view porn and a bottle of hand lotion...

See, this is why I'm a bi-polar, paxil chewing moron... and doubtless why I really need to curtail my consumption of tequilla...

caressmewell 53F

11/9/2005 7:40 am

Byte, you are too funny!

slidein2meplz 62F
1994 posts
11/9/2005 5:52 pm

Hi..I've just read some of your post's. I like your writing style and sense of humor/personality. I guess in a way you could say I'm out "shopping" blogland for a new person to visit and read a couple of bloggers who I've grown to really like and care about have decided to leave blogland due to all sorts of really unhappy events/misunderstandings. I hope you don't mind...and I hope you'll maybe come and pay my blog a visit. FYI...loved your post on the day your daughter was born...and totally laughed so hard I choked..just by the mere description of "battle axe" Good one!

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~

rm_mskitty92562 42F

11/9/2005 8:00 pm

Good one!! LMAO!!!

ByteChaser2 53M

11/10/2005 1:30 am

Caressme - Maybe it's not funny... Could I be... Ummmm


Luv ya!

ByteChaser2 53M

11/10/2005 1:38 am

Katey, you sexy, trike riding, wonder of the cosmos you... If you let me drink that mexican elixer or full frontal squirrel boy nudity enabler (tequilla...), you'll be my bestest ummm... well... you tell me!

Let your imagination run wild...

on me


patsam69 51M/51F

11/10/2005 6:19 am

LMAO!!! NEVER>>EVER talk about a womans weight...what is wrong with you man??

rm_bella_ 47F
4030 posts
11/10/2005 5:29 pm

Great post! Glad it ended in a romantic evening....wait. That sound like my evenings in a hotel..minus the hand lotion!

ByteChaser2 53M

11/10/2005 6:12 pm

Hiya slidein2meplz - And welcome to the twisted pit of depravity that is me

ByteChaser2 53M

11/10/2005 6:13 pm

Whats wrong with me... Patsam, I could go on for days!

ByteChaser2 53M

11/10/2005 6:14 pm

Heya kitty! LTNS Glad you liked it

ByteChaser2 53M

11/10/2005 6:15 pm

I cant believe Katey drinks and drives!

ByteChaser2 53M

11/10/2005 6:16 pm

Oh yeah bella... it was romantic, in some alternate universe! Next time, we'll have to coordinate efforts so at least we aren't playing with ourselves - alone lol

SassyBoyBlue 66M

11/12/2005 4:48 am

it always happens the day after the night out. so I happen to go out in the day time and enjoy the night.... great post and thanks!

ByteChaser2 53M

11/12/2005 8:47 am

Oh yeah BlueBoy - tell me all about it right? One of these days, I'll learn to just stay at home LOL

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