I'm now an IT Gigolo!  

ByteChaser2 52M
2834 posts
11/16/2005 10:57 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

I'm now an IT Gigolo!

So, how long have you been a tech-support manwhore?

A few months. A friend was having trouble connecting to the Internet, this really attractive girl, and the idea just popped into my head: "Wow, it would be really nice if I could get sex for this." I placed an ad on Craigslist that read, "WILL FIX COMPUTERS FOR SEXUAL FAVORS," and I've had an overwhelming number of responses.

So, this scam actually works?

Yeah. Most of the calls I get are for spyware removal and viruses. One girl didn't even wait for me to finish the virus scan–she just grabbed me and gave me a blow job.

Do you have a set, um, pay scale?

No, I leave it up to their discretion. One girl didn't want to have intercourse, so she offered me a massage and then finished me off with a hand job. It's basically all about the time I spend: If I'm working for one or two hours, I'd like a blow job. An orgasm for every two hours of service is pretty fair. If it's something simple that I can fix in 15 minutes, I'd like to get a foot massage.

Do you ask to see photos before you make your house call? What if you walk in and the customer's just horrendous?

I'm pretty open-minded. I'm a stickler for hygiene, but I don't discriminate.

This is sort of awkward, but my hard drive keeps crashing and...

No guys! I mean, I'll help you out, but for money. If you know any ladies who need their computers fixed, though, I'm ready, willing and able.


saddletrampsk 54F

11/16/2005 11:26 am

My pc is running so slow lately..and I'm really not sure what the trouble is..


ByteChaser2 52M

11/16/2005 12:19 pm

Wow... lets just see here saddle. I think I see the problem but it's going to take hours and hours to really put my finger on the issue


ByteChaser2 52M

11/16/2005 5:26 pm

Uh-oh... competition already! I shoulda kept this one to myself lol


rm_MarkNGeorgia 64M
91 posts
11/16/2005 10:36 pm

Hey! I just got my A+ certification, and I make house calls!


papyrina 51F
21133 posts
11/17/2005 6:15 am

do i really need a computer problem for house calls,my freckles and i await you


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


ByteChaser2 52M

11/17/2005 4:49 pm

Katey, Katey, Katey... Why fabricate this alleged story of theft... If ya wanna strip me, then you have at it!


ByteChaser2 52M

11/17/2005 4:52 pm

There's only room for one IT gigolo, though A+ is a good credential. Sorry dude! I'm a jealous, vengeful god


ByteChaser2 52M

11/17/2005 4:53 pm

Hey papy... Sure you aren't haveing difficulty finding the "Any" key? -hint hint-


papyrina 51F
21133 posts
11/17/2005 10:55 pm

the eneter key is not getting used as much as it should come and press it for me


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


ByteChaser2 52M

11/18/2005 5:54 am

Papy - That's a serious issue! I'm afraid it'll take several house calls to correct properly.


UtterlyLuscious 30F

11/21/2005 9:04 am

my favorite:
I have a black belt in kama sutra.
it gets mostly groans.


ByteChaser2 52M

11/21/2005 12:06 pm

*Groan* *Moan* *Rasping, laboured breath*


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