Have a look at our newest Aircraft Carrier....  

ByteChaser2 52M
2834 posts
12/29/2005 12:36 pm

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Have a look at our newest Aircraft Carrier....

The US Navy welcomed the latest member of its fleet today. Pictured above: the USS William Jefferson Clinton CVS1 set sail today from its home port of Vancouver, BC.

The ship is the first of its kind in the Navy and is a standing legacy to President Clinton and his foresight in military budget cuts. The ship is constructed nearly entirely from recycled aluminum and is completely solar powered with a top speed of 5 knots. It boasts an arsenal comprised of one F14 Tomcat -or- F18 Hornet aircraft, which although they cannot be launched on the 100 foot flight deck, form a very menacing presence.

As a standing order there are no firearms allowed on board. The 20 person crew is completely diversified and includes members of all races, creeds, sex, and sexual orientation.

The ship’s purpose is not defined so much as a unit of national defense ‒ in fact in times of conflict its orders are to remain in hiding in Canada, but will be used extensively for social experimentation and whatever worthless jobs the ex-commander in chief and his wife can think of.

It is largely rumored that the ship will also be the set for the upcoming season of MTV's "The Real World."

caressmewell 53F

12/29/2005 12:50 pm

Hmm, all I see is a picture of your sexy bum..

ByteChaser2 52M

12/29/2005 12:58 pm

Sorry caressme - maybe the pic hasn't been approved yet? Keep refreshing... it's choice

ByteChaser2 52M

12/29/2005 12:59 pm

Katey, Katey, Katey... You poor, misguided lady. Thats not a mast sweetheart... It's one of them newfangled Heat Seeking Moisture Missles!

caressmewell 53F

12/29/2005 1:18 pm

There it is...

LMAO @ you and Katey..

rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
12/29/2005 1:57 pm

wait..if thats really a moisture seeking missle...well that would just be silly...i mean , its the ocean...and the ocean is just slightly moist...err shouldnt that ship be upsidedown?

SJ * a fan of stating the obvious*

ByteChaser2 52M

12/29/2005 2:04 pm

Caressme I hate when the pics don't vett with the post!

ByteChaser2 52M

12/29/2005 2:19 pm

You missed it babe! It was the ever-present ByteChaser shower scene until a bit ago...

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