Common Computer Error Codes.  

ByteChaser2 53M
2834 posts
1/30/2006 2:31 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Common Computer Error Codes.

WinErr: 001
Windows Operating System has been detected on this computer. Danger Will Robinson! Danger, Danger!

WinErr: 002
No Error - Yet

WinErr: 003
Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file

WinErr: 004
Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong

WinErr: 005
Multitasking attempted - System confused

WinErr: 006
Malicious error - Desqview found on drive

WinErr: 007
System price error - Inadequate money spent on hardware

WinErr: 008
Broken window - Watch out for glass fragments

WinErr: 009
Horrible bug encountered - God knows what has happened

WinErr: 00A
Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full

WinErr: 00B
Inadequate disk space - Free at least 198GB

WinErr: 00C
Memory hog error - More Ram needed. More! More! More!

WinErr: 00D
Window closed - Do not look outside

WinErr: 00E
Window open - Do not look inside

WinErr: 00F
Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened

WinErr: 010
Reserved for future mistakes by our developers

WinErr: 013
Unexpected error - Huh ?

WinErr: 014
Keyboard locked - Try anything you can think of.

WinErr: 018
Unrecoverable error - System has been destroyed. Buy a new one. Old Windows licence is not valid anymore.

WinErr: 019
User error - Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not!

WinErr: 01A
Operating system overwritten - Please reinstall all your software. We are terribly sorry.

WinErr: 01B
Illegal error - You are not allowed to get this error. Next time you will get a penalty for that.

WinErr: 01C
Uncertainty error - Uncertainty may be inadequate.

WinErr: 01D
System crash - We are unable to figure out our own code.

WinErr: 01E
Timing error - Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait.

WinErr: 01F
Reserved for future mistakes of our developers.

WinErr: 020
Error recording error codes - Additional errors will be lost.

WinErr: 042
Virus error - A virus has been activated in a dos-box. The virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will automatically be closed and the virus will be activated again.

WinErr: 079
Mouse not found - A mouse driver has not been installed. Please click the left mouse button to continue.

WinErr: 103
Error buffer overflow - Too many errors encountered. Additional errors may not be displayed or recorded.

WinErr: 678
This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?

WinErr: 683
Time out error - Operator fell asleep while waiting for the system to complete boot procedure.

WinErr: 815
Insufficient Memory - Only 50,312,583 bytes available

And my personal favorite:

PC10101
The computer thinks your an idiot and refuses to have anything further to do with you.


rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
1/30/2006 3:14 pm

roflmao my favorite: WinErr: 020
Error recording error codes - Additional errors will be lost.

of course, being a geek i never get these sort of things


ByteChaser2 53M

1/30/2006 6:00 pm

sj - Having been in tech support, I shudder at ALL of them!


_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

1/30/2006 11:31 pm

I guess I know them all....

LIefs Coffee


silkysmoothlegs3 105F

1/31/2006 2:02 am

erm
erm

ok

sits looking at your sexy ass


ByteChaser2 53M

1/31/2006 5:14 am

lol silky... Focus! I understand the ass is distracting but focus!


ByteChaser2 53M

1/31/2006 4:11 pm

Me too CNC, me too


Fox4aKnight1 43F

2/1/2006 7:20 pm

um I agree with silky .......but I will make sure to persue as soon .as...um what was I saying?


Babel__Fish 45F

2/11/2006 1:59 am

lmao.... funny!

WinErr: 01D
System crash - We are unable to figure out our own code.

Babel


ByteChaser2 53M

2/12/2006 7:39 am

Fox! Gawd two of you??? Focus!


ByteChaser2 53M

2/12/2006 7:41 am

Playri - I bow deeply in thanks...

I'd like to thank the Academy, My producer....


ByteChaser2 53M

2/12/2006 7:44 am

Right Babel? It's not so much an error as it is an *OMEN*


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