ByteChaser2 52M
2834 posts
9/13/2005 7:41 am

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I'm in the middle of cleaning my office up... where the hell did all this crap come from anyway?

There's 2 full garbage bags, one full trash can and 4 full boxes of trash in the hallway and there's still no room in this place... It's like there's some Starfleet transporter operator, laughing his ass off, zapping more useless junk into my office.

I seriously have to stop buying all these routers and hubs too. 3 wireless routers, 2 hubs and a firewall appliance with all the attendant cables and CD packs... And only 3 computers running in the office.

I'm a pack-rat... Thats what it is. I'm afraid that if I clean much more, I'll find shiney little bits of glass and little piles of seeds in and amongst a nest of shredded newspapers, thong panties and unused condoms...

Is it any wonder I hold on to "Her"? Ok, so here's a personal decree for your ass...

I'm throwing it ALL out. If I haven't seen it in 6 months then by gawd, I dont need it. It's outta here!

Cables, old magazine articles, that little jar of shark teeth (I know huh? Pretty obsessive/compulsive isn't it?), the dozen or so little hotel bottles of hand lotion - no wait... I might have a use for those ...\8 lol.

That airline pillow is definitely gone. Along with the dozen or so old notebooks. And what the EFF am I doing with empty boxes??? Yeah, and those 2 broken computers are gone too. And hey, I just found about $6 in spare change holding down a pile of receipts...

That skull pen "She" gave me is gone too. Along with her song CD's and that Hard Rock Atlanta t-shirt... Might just as well pitch the Mardi-Gras beads and boars tusk necklace from Hawaii too. She didn't get them for me but I did get them on that trip to Hawaii we took together.

And that picture she drew of us...

I don't know if I can...

ByteChaser2 52M

9/13/2005 9:45 am

So Katey... What are you trying to say here? That you wanna FUCK!?! Lemme just clear a spot in the garage for the trike

ByteChaser2 52M

9/13/2005 10:06 am

lol girltech! Thats hilarious if only because someone might actually PAY for these Mardi-Gras beads!

MsLoveRose 33F  
2432 posts
9/13/2005 1:05 pm

cleaning is always realize how much stuff we hold on to...happy cleaning!!

live more, laugh often, love much

ByteChaser2 52M

9/13/2005 2:32 pm

Cleaning is fun? What's it called and where'd you get it from sunrise?

ByteChaser2 52M

9/13/2005 3:53 pm

lol she said "bound"...

Giggles as he looks for his fur lined hand cuffs and leg irons

patsam69 51M/51F

9/14/2005 8:01 am

I am in the middle of cleaning out closets...doesn't it feel good to get rid of all that crap?

ByteChaser2 52M

9/14/2005 9:09 am

I'm an incurable pack rat lol I swear I feel like crap just tossing out the newspaper!

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