Bytechaser EMail Hall of Flame  

ByteChaser2 53M
2834 posts
8/17/2005 10:53 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Bytechaser EMail Hall of Flame

Oh man... I swear this snot-sucking, obviously illiterate moron cant read that last sentance in my profile. Yeah, you know who you are...

So, since you either can't read english or haven't the mental faculties to understand it... here's that last line - and I quote:

"Oh and one more thing. Straight. Not gay. Not bi. Not curious. Not in the least interested in men. mmmkay?"

And in Dick and Jane speak:

See Dick. See Jane. See Dick bone the crap outta Jane. See Bob, in a corner, NOT boning the crap outta Dick!

Not plain enough for your simplistic (lack of) intellect?

NO MEN! Period.

and in French: AUCUNS HOMMES! Période.
Spanish: ¡CNINGUNOS HOMBRES! Período.
German? KEINE MÄNNER! Periode.

GET IT!!??

So for all the rest of you wonderful (and literate) bloggers... The email:

Subj: i would like you to play with my cock

and suck it then i would fuck you in the ass tell you said stop please stop

Oh, and just for your edification, once you hit the send button on an email, it officially - and legally - becomes the property of the recipient. It's only by the barest fraction of decency that I dont post your handle along with that email - moron

pretty_blue_eyes 38F
2091 posts
8/17/2005 11:35 am email stalker?

pretty_blue_eyes 38F
2091 posts
8/17/2005 11:42 am

Ohhhh, forgot to add that I can't blame him for hitting on you. *smiles*

Synn74 42F
1206 posts
8/17/2005 11:49 am

((((( hugs Byte2)))))

I welcome you to the House of Syn...

ByteChaser2 53M

8/17/2005 12:29 pm

What really makes this pathetic is that there's not one single punctuation in the whole thing! Hell he didn't even capititalize "cock" for the extra emphasis! and riddle me this pretty_blue_eyes... Is it "tell" or "'til"?

What a dork lol

Thanks for skipping around hun! XX

ByteChaser2 53M

8/17/2005 12:30 pm

Awww!!! Quick, send me an email pretty_blue_eyes so I can get this nasty visual out of my head!

ByteChaser2 53M

8/17/2005 2:35 pm

Thank you Synn!!! Huge HUGZ back atcha! XX

play4fun3642 54M/48F

8/17/2005 6:38 pm

lol.... maybe now that he sees it in French, German & Spanish he'll get the hint.... OR maybe the foreign language will turn him on!! Yikes!! Good luck byte

patsam69 51M/51F

8/17/2005 7:27 pm

well....on one hand, sorry you got an e mail from an inconsiderate gay man...on the other, I am happy that men get the same thing we women and couples get! LOL On our profile I specifically say we are looking for SINGLE STRAIGHT men. NO MARRIED MEN We get emails from women, bi men and couples quite frequently. Married men...all of the time! It seems, my dear bytechaser, that no one reads profiles in their entirety.

Barbiebunny69 43F

8/18/2005 2:56 am

Now u see what we put up with!!! U shoulda posted his damn name..ida wrote him lol..Back off.. Squirrel Boy is officially licenced to the Blonde crusader thats gonna whup ya

Lapkin4u 42F

8/18/2005 6:12 am

Hey byte will you suck me and fuck me in the ass then? can't blame the guy.....look at yourself....I wanna fuck you too! LOL *KISSES*

ByteChaser2 53M

8/18/2005 6:33 am

Morning play4fun3642! lol unfortunately, babelfish doesn't translate from English to Idiot!

patsam69 - I have a feeling that relatively few people even bother to read a profile at all. I know I was guilty of that myself. Although this guy only makes the second since I put that choice line in my profile... Used to get one or two a week before then!

Wing Man (err Crusader)! Bunz, I've SEEN what you go through, remember? That IS afterall my laptop your pecking away at in the picture

ByteChaser2 53M

8/18/2005 7:57 am

LOL Lapkins! But ya see, the major difference between you and him... You have 2 X chromosomes and no beard!

Damn... That sorta reminds me of that scene in Silence of the Lambs... "Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me..."

papyrina 51F
21133 posts
8/18/2005 1:00 pm

feel better after that hun

I'm a

i'm here to stay

ByteChaser2 53M

8/18/2005 1:46 pm

Much better papy Thanks for askin!

ByteChaser2 53M

8/20/2005 1:55 pm

lol Mr. Hottie I could get used to that!

wetnwildaquarius 44F

8/21/2005 7:26 pm

Hey Byte I know what you mean. In my profile it saids no married men. So why are these dummies still inquiry. They can't read the fine print. Idiot wrapped up in a moron. lol I don't want somebody elses shit. I hate that when it happens. Those are the truly rebellious. They have no respect and are totally selfish. Hey baby how's it going tonight!

ByteChaser2 53M

8/22/2005 7:33 am

Morning WWA! So far it looks like the Squirrel is running "dry" but it IS looking up for the rest of the week

luckywithladeez 49M
266 posts
8/24/2005 1:54 am

I think that some of the kids do it just to rattle your cage.
[or push your buttons, or wind up your clock, or ...]

Just another childish game.

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