Boys and their pointy sticks...  

ByteChaser2 53M
2834 posts
11/30/2005 8:11 am

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Boys and their pointy sticks...

I have no idea sj... but I do have a theory!

Oh, wait... everyone else is perplexed, not knowing what the eff boys with pointy sticks is all about. Sooo...

See, there's this universal oddity. Take a look, a realy good look and you'll recognize it. Boys (mostly pre-teens) seem to have this fascination with sticks. They walk around with one just about everywhere they go. A boy and his stick.

See, it's the perfect tool. And it evolves. I'm serious! And it evolves back to it's inception from infancy all the way through a fella's life to the golden years post-retirement.

Ok... A new born male. Completely fixated on his own thumb and eventually, his wee-wee. An infants thumb is one of the most fascinating stick-like objects in all creation! It's pointy. It doesn't taste half bad and ya know what? It's useful for poking annoying older sisters in the eye!

That's the case right up until the weenie is discovered! The boy has no inkling what it tastes like but, hot dayum, it feels kinda nice and it's got this habit of getting hard and pointy!

Oh, what a wonderous thing! Good for hours of selfabsorbed joy!

Then it happens... Right about kindergarten... Dont happens. Don't touch the wee-wee! Quit sucking your thumb! Stop poking your sister in the eye! DONT DONT DONT!

Whats a boy to do now? Absolutely! Find a new pointy stick. And in this case, it's actually a pointy stick... Oh what wonders this new tool has! A boy can play catch with the dog with it, smack hornets nests with it... nudge road-killed skunk and squirrel carcasses with it.

And if chosen with care, it can even be used to hit tennis balls - enter Stick Ball!

On we evolve, into teen years. The common, garden variety stick is exchanged for a baseball bat in many cases - right about the time the penis is re-discovered. Oh JOY! OH Manna from Heaven! Baseball and masturbation! Is there anything better in a boys life? I think not!

And on and on through the years... 20's, 30's... the pointy stick evolves into ever more useful tools. Hammers, screwdrivers, wrenches... Pens and pointers. You name it, if there's call for a long, slender impliment, a man will either rush off to the store with a fistful of cash or just plain invent one.

And lest we forget, there's ever more enjoyable uses for the built-in pointy stick... Oh yes dear friends... Now there's WOMEN!

So, further on down the span of life a man goes, with stick in hand (no pun intended) to the geriatric years when memories begin to fog and fade... when, having regressed back to infancy, an old man spends hours drooling, poking the nurse in the eye with his thumb and re-discovering that very first pointy stick, still dangling there and always ready to give a moment or two of self-absorbed bliss...

rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
11/30/2005 12:11 pm

this is soooo great!
yup..always wondered about lil boys & sticks.
that mystery solved i can now go back to wondering about big boys & boob fascination...a lil less complicated thing to wonder about

ByteChaser2 53M

11/30/2005 12:59 pm

A boy caught in a womans body Katey? You might want to see someone about that hunny!

ByteChaser2 53M

11/30/2005 1:03 pm

Big boys and boobs... A topic WELL worth exploring sj! With BOTH hands!

saddletrampsk 54F

11/30/2005 2:28 pm

Now I understand men completely..thanks for enlightening me Byte..

ByteChaser2 53M

11/30/2005 3:21 pm

My very extreme pleasure Ms. Saddle!

Man I feel so dirty calling you tramp! You certainly arent...

Unless that's a good thing?

ByteChaser2 53M

11/30/2005 4:12 pm

If I could, Katey my love, I'd hug you like there was no other purpose in life!


And a few more..

Ok... but only for a few more minutes... Huggzz


saddletrampsk 54F

12/1/2005 10:04 am

I love being called dirty names..well only if you spank me at the same time..

ByteChaser2 53M

12/1/2005 12:56 pm

Saddle... I'm getting a kinky vibe from ya!

pretty_blue_eyes 38F
2091 posts
12/1/2005 2:28 pm

lol Loved your post! Although does make me wonder about when I was younger running around with sticks. *worried look* Not to mention you gave me to much of an insight to my son. Gee...thanks!

ByteChaser2 53M

12/1/2005 5:08 pm

Iam am, pretty, here to help sweetness!

Trythisgirl 54F
63 posts
12/15/2005 8:06 am

As the mother of boys, this is my favorite of your blogs so far. Beautiful! hehehe

ByteChaser2 53M

12/26/2005 8:46 pm

Thanks Trythisgirl. Glad you like it

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