And that makes 200!  

ByteChaser2 52M
2834 posts
12/26/2005 6:21 pm

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And that makes 200!

The obvious eludes me... Yeah, it's true. Seriously, I cant take a hint to save my own hairy, skinny ass! Take women for example... In retrospect, (all that 20/20 hind sight stuff) I've had some serious hints dropped on me. Hints that have caused my wing men to slap me up side the head!

"Dumb ass..." they'd say, "What... are you effin blind or what?".

Well... ummm... yeah. I guess I really am. sorta. Or as sj would say, "nearsighted". Yep. she got me pegged...

So hint dropping. I mean please! Could I get ya's to just come right out and say it??!! Dropping a hint on me is like pissing against high tide... I'm not gonna get it yanno?

Dense like that I am (In my finest Yoda impression).

So here's the thing. From now on, assume that hints and men are mutually exclusive. Say what you mean in language a five year old could grasp. Use words with single syllables and as little punctuation as necessary to make the sentence grammatically correct.

Cuz after all... Testosterone has a way of regressing the male capacity to reason.

Thanks ladies!

Oh... and YAYYYY ME! This is my 200th post!

rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
12/26/2005 6:34 pm

So umm what yer saying is "dumb it down please"? make it easy?
and miss out on all the fun of watching you try to figure it out?
oh hell no!

ByteChaser2 52M

12/26/2005 6:43 pm

LOL sj - Uggg me find swiss cheese and drag you with hair to bed!!

caressmewell 53F

12/26/2005 6:51 pm

Happy 200th

digdug41 49M

12/26/2005 6:55 pm

hey thats cool byte I dig your blog been back reading good stuff congrats on 200 not far behind you

roaming the cyber streets of blogland

ByteChaser2 52M

12/26/2005 6:56 pm

Thank you caressme! I'm kinda tickled about it myself, having survived the last 199 lol

rm_goddess1946 106F
13518 posts
12/26/2005 7:04 pm

ever hear how to spell that word assume????

A S S ....U...M...E....
Makes an ass out of you and me.................

Applause for posting #200 {=}

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...

ByteChaser2 52M

12/26/2005 7:11 pm

Hey digger! Thanks brother. You don't know how much I appreciate you comin round my spot. Cuz I'm doing this whole blogging thing for you (all) more than me.

See ya round!

spinmedown 49M
3626 posts
12/26/2005 7:27 pm

Congrats on #200.

I'm too visual. Could you ask them to draw little diagrams with stick figures and arrows and stuff for me, please.

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde

ByteChaser2 52M

12/26/2005 8:03 pm

You got it spin. Stick figures, margin notes... little diagrams with arrows and stuff.

ByteChaser2 52M

12/26/2005 8:59 pm

Thanks Desires. Us cavemen all around the globe thank you as well! XX

slidein2meplz 61F
1994 posts
12/27/2005 12:41 am

congrats on 200!

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~

ByteChaser2 52M

12/27/2005 1:10 pm

Thanks Slider!

papyrina 51F
21133 posts
12/27/2005 1:48 pm

you have a lovely ass well done on 200 very good posts.

I'm a

i'm here to stay

ByteChaser2 52M

12/27/2005 3:37 pm


Yanno papy, you keep saying it, pretty soon I'll start believing it

silkysmoothlegs3 105F

12/27/2005 4:29 pm

Congratulations on your 200th post
wondering will you do silky a favour..
Turn around
In your picture i mean

silky xx

ByteChaser2 52M

12/27/2005 5:52 pm

Whew! And I thought you were gonna ask me to dress up like Wonder Woman! Now, I make it a habit to not just have the byte-junk flappin around in public but umm... for you, I'll snap ya one or two and slip them into the album. fair enough?


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