And now for something completely different...  

ByteChaser2 52M
2834 posts
5/23/2006 4:38 pm

Last Read:
5/25/2006 6:32 pm

And now for something completely different...

A man with three buttocks...

So some of yuns are thinking: "Damn it all to hell... that sludge wad goes like a week and a half without so much as a whisper in the blogs and now he's masturbating cult conspiracy theorems like some astrophysicist at a Star Trek convention imitates Spock! WTF!!??"

Ok, so maybe you weren't thinking that but I got a dollar says you been cussing me out behind my... here it comes... back.

Look! It's all hairy and stuff n junk!

I've been all whiny and dejected about loosing my precious crew, my posse... dare I utter these words? My Harem? Maybe???

What??!! Let me have just this one delusion... Please?

Anyway... to quote the Saint of the blogs, one SJ365: "Worry not, for if you write it, they will come."

Personally, I think she's as put out as everyone else for my lack of prose of late... but I digress.

Can you tell I'm putting it off? Attempting to deflect your attention with witty banter and the quotes of others?

Is it working? I didn't think so.

Ok, off to the races my precious friends... And now for something completely different! Or not... you decide...

A game. On the order of "Who's Line Is It Anyway". You all give me a theme. A first (or last) line, a question thats been keeping you up at night (that doesn't include the garden gnomes that pound on the bottom of your mattress all night by the way)... Something you want me to write.

I've got some time - and a half full bottle of advil - oh and that paxil... and a couple vicodin... Oh and lets not forget the booze... got booze...

So speak up my dearest readers and die-hard fans. Come on, it's a sex site ffs! Don't be shy on me now!

Oh... yeah... Thats my ass... Scarey huh?


rm_justeunfille 56F

5/23/2006 5:38 pm

.. this may be too obvious.. but what about the "arse" as a topic? We sit on it, we grope it, we admire it, and some of us even lick it. Some are a bit fuzzy (as you point out about yours - which I may state publicly, I find quite attractive), others are smooth.. still more are firm. and hard, and well don't get me started.. and others are well, less so....

Men talk about being a "tits" guy or an arse guy.. as a woman, I love a nice ass.. (along with a nice smile and a mouth - but that is for another topic).. may not be enough to espouse.. mouth and lips are another great body part to discuss...

that's all I got T.... [unless you want to discuss the stuff about the pablem we are fed from the mass media?]


ByteChaser2 52M

5/23/2006 5:56 pm

    Quoting rm_justeunfille:
    .. this may be too obvious.. but what about the "arse" as a topic? We sit on it, we grope it, we admire it, and some of us even lick it. Some are a bit fuzzy (as you point out about yours - which I may state publicly, I find quite attractive), others are smooth.. still more are firm. and hard, and well don't get me started.. and others are well, less so....

    Men talk about being a "tits" guy or an arse guy.. as a woman, I love a nice ass.. (along with a nice smile and a mouth - but that is for another topic).. may not be enough to espouse.. mouth and lips are another great body part to discuss...

    that's all I got T.... [unless you want to discuss the stuff about the pablem we are fed from the mass media?]
Tryin to slip 2 in there my wee fille? Ok, I got something for the ass... and it doesn't involve big chunks of molded latex or a strap-on, thankya very much... and oh alright, I'll go on a "what the News Achor did last summer" rant. Hows that snuggle up to ya?


GermanGirl_000 62F

5/23/2006 6:45 pm

Nice ass!

GG


ByteChaser2 52M

5/23/2006 7:35 pm

    Quoting MsBettyCocker:
    What, no tape recorder up your nose?

    ~Betty~
huh? Lost me on that one Betty...


ByteChaser2 52M

5/23/2006 7:40 pm

Thanks GG. I've grown pretty attached to it

And in the immortal words of Master David Lee Roth:

"I brought my PENCIL! Gimme sumpin ta write on man!"

I gotta quarter if ya can name the song


GermanGirl_000 62F

5/23/2006 8:41 pm

Hot for Teacher is the name of the song...now where's my quarter???

GG


rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
5/23/2006 9:11 pm

ohhh you KNOW how i love this game! its like cleaning house for me. lines i have hung on to for a long long time because they were either too wonderful or too horrible to lose, things i thought i might one day write...
which ones are horrible & which are wonderful? who knows...

1) some people rub up against one another and wear each other away...others do & the grain gets finer, the skin turns to silk.

2) ...this temporary landscape

3)I sat there in that stupid plastic chair that had been molded in a shape that wasnt mine...waiting.

4)The bathroom tile, cool & familiar... he glimpses
a stranger as he opens the medicine cabinet.

5)The man who flew too close to the sun. Dr Sigmund J. Daedalus dead...more or less.

6)No confession, no contrition, could repair the hole torn in his...

7)One day at the DMV...

The last thing i remember was a sound like breaking glass, then something warm and wet on my...

9) Everyone should __________ at least once in their lives & let me tell you why.

10)I stood quietly off to the side, trying to hide the hand grenade
in my pants pocket.


ByteChaser2 52M

5/24/2006 7:15 am

    Quoting GermanGirl_000:
    Hot for Teacher is the name of the song...now where's my quarter???

    GG
Right right. I owe you a quarter...

And like I always say, "As long as I owe you, you'll never be broke"


ByteChaser2 52M

5/24/2006 7:18 am

    Quoting rm_sj365:
    ohhh you KNOW how i love this game! its like cleaning house for me. lines i have hung on to for a long long time because they were either too wonderful or too horrible to lose, things i thought i might one day write...
    which ones are horrible & which are wonderful? who knows...

    1) some people rub up against one another and wear each other away...others do & the grain gets finer, the skin turns to silk.

    2) ...this temporary landscape

    3)I sat there in that stupid plastic chair that had been molded in a shape that wasnt mine...waiting.

    4)The bathroom tile, cool & familiar... he glimpses
    a stranger as he opens the medicine cabinet.

    5)The man who flew too close to the sun. Dr Sigmund J. Daedalus dead...more or less.

    6)No confession, no contrition, could repair the hole torn in his...

    7)One day at the DMV...

    The last thing i remember was a sound like breaking glass, then something warm and wet on my...

    9) Everyone should __________ at least once in their lives & let me tell you why.

    10)I stood quietly off to the side, trying to hide the hand grenade
    in my pants pocket.
I KNEW I could count on ya for the one liners babe! So... lets see.

Kinda like the hand grenade one. I could do my Jack Webb routine lol... Then again, 9 looks like fun and I could actually hit a 2 fer 1!


ByteChaser2 52M

5/24/2006 7:23 am

    Quoting MsBettyCocker:
    Damn, I thought you were going into Monty Python mode with the "and now for something completely different" skit.

    ~Betty~
I was... kinda...


ByteChaser2 52M

5/24/2006 12:49 pm

    Quoting ShayeDK:
    Your ass is dandy as candy, baby...

And speaking of ass... ehem...

Just posted one dedicated to that oddly appealing appendage


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