A Tale of two Titties  

ByteChaser2 53M
2834 posts
11/30/2005 2:23 pm

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A Tale of two Titties

Oh, I'm serious! This isn't one of those weighty and voluminous (no pun intended) novels of legend... sj365 has yet another question... What exactly IS the "Big Boy" fascination with boobs?

Sooo... I may not be big but yanno, I am a boy (deep down inside) and I do know a little something about breast fascination! Some might even say my fascination borders on the obsessive, being the strip club maven that I am... but that's neither here nor there. Lets talk cleavage shall we?

This evening, walk outside and count the stars. Each bright, twinkly, shining spot of cosmic light in the sky. Thats how many and varied boobs are! I tell you, there are no 2 (even within a bodily pair) that are exactly alike. Could this be it? We men (and more than a few women I'll wager) are simply explorers? Searching for that matched pair?

Nahhhh Thats not it. The searching is quite enjoyable, I grant you but it's not the end-all, be-all of boobage wonder.

Could it be that we boys in mens clothing are not just searching for the matched set? Might it be that we're actually seeking the PERFECT pair of nippled wonders?

Hmmm... An interesting theory... Well worth a moment of exploration. So lets!

The perfect breast. I'd have to concede that the epitome of wonder boobs are warmly ensconced on the upper torso of...

Oh wait for it...

Wonder Woman! Or perhaps more precisely... Lynda Carter in her Wonder Woman outfit.

Sorry... side-bar here - Oh how I long to be tied in that golden lasso and forced to tell the truth...

But I digress - as I am oft want to when faced with deep, meaningful cleavage... Back to Wonder boob... err... I mean woman.

I've had occasion to actually witness her full frontal, outfit-less titage... Frankly, I prefer the fantasy to the reality... but again, I digress.

Perhaps it's not about a Grail quest for the perfect pair of squeeze-bags... and it's actually nothing more than some fantasy set that encompasses our every thought. Ya think?

Sorry, no... Thats not it either. Maybe it goes back... back, and back and still further to our infancy. Lets face it, is there any memory fonder to a mortal man than the warmth and comfort of mothers busum? Assuming mom actually had a bussum... Mine didn't. I know, way too much info. Sorry

But still. Oh, those were the gravy years when, tired from a day of play or downed by the oppressions of boyhood, a man-child could run to mother, curl up in her loving arms and listen to calm serenity through her accepting bussum. Ahhh memories...

My god but that's sooooo Oedipus. I love mom, I dearly do but man thats twisted! Besides... she gave true meaning to the term "Less than A-cup"...

Could that be why I lust after smaller, natural breast on my lover? Hmmmm... fodder for yet another blog post

But back to the pressing matter at hand - hmmm... at hand. Could that be the Man-Childs catalyst? The big boy fascination with those wondrous globes of true cosmic meaning and stability?

Interesting ByteChaser... Yes... intriguing...

In my relative youth, as a full serving member of gods United States Marine Corps, Men of my ilk and compatibility would gather around the campfire... ummm... Tent... ummm... Tank? Rifle cleaning solution? Olive drab canvas tent? *SLAP* Wake up idiot! Pay attention!

Anyway, we'd all gather in our random and infrequent moments of leisure to ruminate on the finer points of breasts (another pun... sorry!) and invariably, one of us would degenerate to the point that we'd amplify our story with that hand gesture... You know the one... Hands slightly apart, curled as though we were grasping a pair of ... umm... well... BOOBS! Mmmmmm memories...

Nahhhh That cant be it either.

You know what I think. It's all about the dichotomy between hard and soft. Men are hard - well under certain circumstances and assuming rigidity is attainable - and boobs are soft and cuddly... Kind of like that Smokey the Bear stuffed animal we man-children used to sleep with...

We just want to curl up in a little ball and cuddle those soft, warm loving lumps of nipple clad wonder for as long as the heavens will be suspended above this green-blue globe we call Earth.

Mother may I?


rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
11/30/2005 3:08 pm

*rolls eyes* i still dont get it...i mean, as the owner of an (almost) matched set myself, im happy as all hell you big boys HAVE this fascination..i just dont get it


HotTXpussy4U 48F

11/30/2005 3:31 pm

Come here sweetie...lay your head down and tell me all about it.

I personally don't go anywhere without 'em.


LustGoddess2469 50F  
2453 posts
11/30/2005 3:49 pm

Awwww....come here baby, rest your head on my pillows, I'll stroke your hair and you can tell me all about what a horrible day you had.

lol

Lusty


ByteChaser2 53M

11/30/2005 4:06 pm

But... But... SJ. It's not about any one tangible *thing*... It's about curling up after a long, sordid day of poking roadkill and inventing new and unique pointy stick like tools, in the warm, soft, giving, NURTURING busom (did I spell that right yet?) of mother or lover - depending on the severe psychosis suffered by that specific Man-Child...

I would cherish nothing more, dearheart, than to find comfort in your boobage!

Oh come on! Quit la-la-la-ing!


patsam69 51M/51F

11/30/2005 7:55 pm

squeeze bags??...wow as a woman I feel all warm and fuzzy!


ByteChaser2 53M

12/1/2005 7:00 am

Oh, your a brave woman HotTXpussy4U! You know what happens when you allow a man-child to snuggle right? It's like feeding a stray dog... You'll never get rid of em!


ByteChaser2 53M

12/1/2005 7:01 am

MMMM lusty... It was terrible! I poked that road-kill and it didn't even smell... I couldn't hit the ball or nuthin! I think my stick is broken

But I'm nice and comfy now


ByteChaser2 53M

12/1/2005 7:03 am

Aww patsam. Sorry bout that. But ya know how hard it is to come up with so many different terms for boobs?

Yours, just by the by... well. You already know how I lust after yours


saddletrampsk 54F

12/1/2005 10:10 am

I always wondered how wonder womans outfit stayed up..I wanna know the secret..hmmmm..My twins would bust of that suit like mike tyson in a wet paper bag


ByteChaser2 53M

12/1/2005 12:59 pm

Spankin, talkin dirty... Wonder Woman outfits falling off...

Serious Kinky VIBES!


frangipanigal 45F
10406 posts
12/1/2005 3:32 pm

Love that men love boobs...love how feminine they are..yes big boobs can be a pain occasionally but I'd rather have too much than not enough.

Frangi x


ByteChaser2 53M

12/1/2005 4:53 pm

Really frangiopani? I suppose you may be right... Too much is better than too little. But you're the boss!


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